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Monday, May 3, 2010
Sizing Up
The Measure of Maleness
Sometimes there is a theme that simultaneously arises on several blogs. This seems to be Size week as both Scott and Gay Sexcapade had topics and pics or videos related to the issue of large penises. Meanwhile, I had planned a two part series on the issue of Size last week before the Internet access problems plus the temporary shut down of the blog caused a delay. So it looks like I am the copycat here, but what the hell I will start my two-day series a week late and here it begins.

How can we not be aware of the difference in the shapes and sizes of cocks, and have our own automatic responses to seeing a nice big one? Straight guys see things in shower rooms too so the issue for us gay/bi/curious ones is how does this trigger a response in us that is different and what do we do about it. I will admit to admiring a big one, and sometimes being caught really off guard at a nude beach or locker room or shower when I see this just oversized massive cock hanging between another man’s legs and instantly feeling that I am getting a little hard myself. Is this a strange rutting response, where the elk with the largest rack assumes dominance yet can trigger rivals to respond and engage in battle with horns erect and ready to fight? Are men wired to get hard at the sight of another man’s hard cock in some evolutionarily way so we would then compete like male peacocks for the favor of women and the genetic stock would be improved?

Here is a fact I turned red at when I learned it in junior high school from a liberal biology teacher, not in sex ed. We human males have the largest genitals in proportion to the size of our bodies (from neck to ass) compared to any other species, by a huge margin. Why? Largely due to the enormous relative size of the human brain and head that must develop inside the womb due to human evolution, and the corresponding size of the woman’s vagina to pass that huge baby out in birth. Women’s physiology gave us guys our nice big cocks. Their vaginal tube diameter and length got us to evolve to have both a wonderful median girth and size and a velocity of cum shooting ---features that we men love about our own bodies. I do believe straight men get off on jacking off and seeing themselves hard too, so this all transcends orientation. Some of us just want the cock more than the vessel that the cock was shaped by evolution to service.

However, there is no correlation between size and fertility- really tiny guys like the 4 incher My Gay Sexcapade talked about on his post can often shoot that sperm way up in there and may have an advantage that the lower friction of having to travel in the short dick could then help shoot out the higher speed jizz further. There are big guys that just dribble and fertility experts will confide that cock dimension does not have anything to do with impregnation success with some extreme malformations being the rare exception. Nature is wonderful and does not invest in only one survival strategy so small cocks may be good for ejaculatory speed and big ones for delivery by the penis tip. Within that “normal range of 4” to 7” with the 5+ midpoint, where most of us are, we are still cock monsters compared to sheep and horses and whales in terms of the relative size of the member to the torso.

In fact, a too big cock while generating lots of male envy is actually much less important or attractive to females. Too big can hurt. Her real point of stimulation is not deep in there and a lean average machine well used may bring more pleasure and less pain than the massive tool. The long term survival of the species depends more on a long secure bonding and lots of satisfied women who want sexed up and here the big guy may be actually the evolutionary dead end. So while for male to male sex there are some that would hope a genetic strain of super cocks can be maintained, successful procreation does not need it. If too many big dick guys go gay as certainly seems the trend, the big dick will die out anyway.

And at what point does big become just really freakish, where we may drop our jaw but also find it weird or ugly. A while back in a YMCA gym where I played racquet ball there was a guy with an enormous cock that was also gross and ugly and almost malformed like he had elephantiasis. He had a pretty ugly body too. You looked once and then tried to never look again, even as he tried to strut it around and find a turned-on guy. And then there is the question of too big to use?


Or so big that it defines you and turns into a curse because all you are to everyone is Sir Hugh Mongous and you get hit on all the time and can’t be taken seriously, just as huge breasted women will always be seen as sex objects even if they have a Harvard Law degree. I wonder what the guy’s life will be for the aberationally hung teen in the video on Tube 8 I linked to below.

Yes, this is a real departure for me, a normally fairly serious guy, but I promised you all from the beginning of the blog we would need to go light and fluffy and dirty from time to time because the serious things we are working on need some comic relief. I hope this does not demean the posts of yesterday and tomorrow but I think you, like me, being only human, incorporate a wide range of emotions and fantasies which is why Shakespeare and the Greeks produced high comedy and high tragedy and staged them sometimes on nights back to back.

Besides, my dear friend Paul who I wrote about yesterday had a ribald sense of humor and would like this post. He had an encounter with a Mr. Huge one night and at my eager inquiry as to how that all went, he scowled and said the whole thing was just so gross and the dude was just too big and it was actually disgusting and a turn off. This surprised me, as I had seen the guy in a shower totally flaccid and his was one of the all time biggest cocks I have seen including the Bang Brothers on the internet, so we all imagined Paul in heaven in his bedroom. My feature video below is bigger than the Mr. Huge my friend Paul found ugly and rejected.

Before you look at the video of these two boy/teens, which has had almost 1.4 million hits (and you will see why), think about the following top ten thoughts that came into my mind when I randomly stumbled upon this, as you figuratively take it in- after all, this is a blog for the thinking bi man.
1. 1. How big is it really, and is it the biggest one you have ever seen or is it because they are skinny twinks that it just looks like 15”?
2. 2. How can the hung twink’s buddy possibly take it in without massive lubrication?
3. 3. How the hell does it stay attached to his tiny torso and stick out straight without bending, and with all the blood in the cock to do this, what is keeping the rest of his body alive?
4. 4. Does this mean his father or brothers look like this and what careers did they have?
5. 5. What is the reaction of straight men to this guy?
6. 6. What is your reaction to him? Especially in that last profile shot at the end that reveals the extraordinary dimension of it compared to his hips and butt.
7. 7. Does any one know how to get through Tube 8 to book a study date with him?
8. 8. What will his signing bonus be when a major gay male video production company tries to get an exclusive?
9. 9. How can he not be beating off and having sex with guys 24/7 and so turning into a high school flunk out?
10 10. How much will he make from gay genetic engineers who will try to extract and market his cock hormones for the next breakthrough in male enhancement procedures – Gargantus, a regimen of four injections over an 8 week period that will give you a 14 inch cock for life for a mere $5,000 per injection (coming to market in 2012 and already 1.4 million men have put down deposits to get their procedures)

This link will close the blog and take you to Tube 8. The video is about 13 minutes, but if you are impatient go to the last 4 or 5 minutes for the grand finale. After you watch, come on back to my site and use the comment box to let me know your honest uncensored reactions to this video, and whether I should post lighter side videos with reader watching guides more often.
Click on the red type below and it will take you to the video:
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Posted by jaysonstreet at 9:21 PM
1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps I am not gay enough but after a while it gets boring to watch two guys thrusting... this is not a spectator sport! Then again, even when participating, it can get boring. But that is off topic. MOST of a guys life is NOT spent in sexual activity (despite what we might think online!) and a cock that is TOO big must be annoying while you live your mundane life!
May 4, 2010 3:44 AM

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