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Faggots and Dikess will only tell you gay men can be Size queens.Will two group Large Penis Support and A Matter of Size have women there,so fuck the gays the gays owning that one
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"In my autobiography,Playing the Field, I was one of the first celebrities to openly discuss the penis sizes of the men I knew. Because of that, the book caused quite a stir in its day. Talk show hosts, especially men, were very intimidated by a woman who frankly evaluated men the way men had evaluated women over the years - by inches."
"I once said that 7 1/2 inches was the ideal penis size for me. What, you may ask, is the basis for such a specific measurement? It is a complicated equation, to be sure - part astrology, part East Indian Kama Sutra, and part old-fashioned carpenter's tape measure. And experience. It's the Scientific Method: experimentation. Go figure. It's the right size. "
"I once said that 7 1/2 inches was the ideal penis size for me. What, you may ask, is the basis for such a specific measurement? It is a complicated equation, to be sure - part astrology, part East Indian Kama Sutra, and part old-fashioned carpenter's tape measure. And experience. It's the Scientific Method: experimentation. Go figure. It's the right size. "
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Does size matter? “Yes. My rabbi sister is going to kill me about this, but even she said that if her husband didn’t have a big dick they would just be friends. Next question.”
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On Mick Jagger with whom she had a relationship in the 1980's, she had this to say. “He has the smallest penis alive. He’s a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick. It is very little." This isn't the first time she has disparaged the size of Mick's member. A couple of years ago I think she was on Jonathon Ross in the UK and held up her pinky. She said at the time that her pinky would have been an improvement.
As for a celebrity who is well endowed she chose Liam Neeson.“He took his pants off, an Evian bottle fell out. It was huge.”
As for a celebrity who is well endowed she chose Liam Neeson.“He took his pants off, an Evian bottle fell out. It was huge.”
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"I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. "
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Sarah was asked on U.K. talk show by Graham Norton on why she went out with Andrew Lloyd Webber: “Because he simply has the BIGGEST penis!”
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"I'm a size queen. Honestly. If I'm on a date and I see the guy is not packing, that's when I fake a backache. Suddenly, your back goes out. I learned that from my friends."
“Hmmm—what constitutes a nice package in my opinion? A pretty good size. I’ve been called a `size queen’ before. My friends tease me about it. I just like nice packages. God size package.” What does that mean? “Honestly? He’s gotta be hangin’.” When the writer says he thought the song’s term might refer to other qualities about a guy, she corrects him. “No. No, it’s just about the one thing. It’s about the kickstand, that’s all…It’s a girly thing. When girlfriends get together, they talk about guys, just the way guys get together and talk about girls.” You talk about size? “Well, you know? We talk about you guys. Who’s big, who’s not. We talk about a lot of things. Sorry.”
“Hmmm—what constitutes a nice package in my opinion? A pretty good size. I’ve been called a `size queen’ before. My friends tease me about it. I just like nice packages. God size package.” What does that mean? “Honestly? He’s gotta be hangin’.” When the writer says he thought the song’s term might refer to other qualities about a guy, she corrects him. “No. No, it’s just about the one thing. It’s about the kickstand, that’s all…It’s a girly thing. When girlfriends get together, they talk about guys, just the way guys get together and talk about girls.” You talk about size? “Well, you know? We talk about you guys. Who’s big, who’s not. We talk about a lot of things. Sorry.”
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What does she look for in the men she’s attracted to? “Intelligence. Sense of humor. And a big cock…that’s it. In that order. A nerd with a big penis. Ideal. A genius with a penis. Isn’t that what we all want?”
When it’s suggested that size can be difficult to discern, she looks incredulous. “Oh, come on. You can get an indication. We’ve all done random sampling here hands, feet and nose. All the extremeties. Sometimes you can be fooled, because if they’re too big, a really big guy, like six-seven with big hands and stuff, that can backfire on you. But you take an average-size man—six foot one, long, aqualine nose—you’re talking about an 85 percent accuracy rate. And then there’ the age-old trick: You make out with him, he gets a hard-on, you check it out. And then if it’s not all there, you say, `You know, I’m not really ready for this yet.’”
She rolls her eyes. “Oh God, the next guy I go out with is going to be petrified when he kisses me. Oh My God, he won’t get a hard-on—he’ll be petrified it won’t be big enough for me…”
(November 1995 Esquire)
“I go to bed with men, not boys.” What do women want these days? “Sometimes all we need is a big dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?” Isn’t that a bit simplistic? “Maybe, but I’ve learned not to expect that much in relationships. So being well-hung is at least compensation for a general lack of sensitivity in the emotional area.”
(unverified interview on Internet fan site)
When it’s suggested that size can be difficult to discern, she looks incredulous. “Oh, come on. You can get an indication. We’ve all done random sampling here hands, feet and nose. All the extremeties. Sometimes you can be fooled, because if they’re too big, a really big guy, like six-seven with big hands and stuff, that can backfire on you. But you take an average-size man—six foot one, long, aqualine nose—you’re talking about an 85 percent accuracy rate. And then there’ the age-old trick: You make out with him, he gets a hard-on, you check it out. And then if it’s not all there, you say, `You know, I’m not really ready for this yet.’”
She rolls her eyes. “Oh God, the next guy I go out with is going to be petrified when he kisses me. Oh My God, he won’t get a hard-on—he’ll be petrified it won’t be big enough for me…”
(November 1995 Esquire)
“I go to bed with men, not boys.” What do women want these days? “Sometimes all we need is a big dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?” Isn’t that a bit simplistic? “Maybe, but I’ve learned not to expect that much in relationships. So being well-hung is at least compensation for a general lack of sensitivity in the emotional area.”
(unverified interview on Internet fan site)
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Heidi Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on a show set to air Thursday that it wasn't Seal's music that caused her to fall for him. The sight of him in spandex shorts sealed the deal:
"When I saw him, I was like, wow! He is different and so tall and dark and just handsome. I saw the package – and I mean the whole package, literally. I was like, 'That is a man.'"
"When I saw him, I was like, wow! He is different and so tall and dark and just handsome. I saw the package – and I mean the whole package, literally. I was like, 'That is a man.'"
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When she was asked: "What's the very first thing you notice on a guy when it's lust at first sight? Be honest!"
Keeley answered, "His trouser bulge! Hey, you told me to be honest. It's no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can't deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don't you!"
Keeley answered, "His trouser bulge! Hey, you told me to be honest. It's no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can't deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don't you!"
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“I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t make a difference. I know some women say that size doesn’t matter. But it does, at least for me. Put it this way: I can’t see any down side to a man being well hung.” “So many women fight over how big their diamonds are, but the size of the stone is really about their man’s ego over his little thing. I think diamonds have a direct relationship to your man’s penis size. Does size count? Unfortunately, yes.”
“Size definitely matters. Whoever says size doesn’t matter is a liar with a small dick. But I’m lucky, I never met any of those.”
“Size definitely matters. Whoever says size doesn’t matter is a liar with a small dick. But I’m lucky, I never met any of those.”
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January 2004 Maxim: Teasingly called herself a “pervert,” recalling that when she met a giant NFL player with “huge, beautiful hands,” she desperately wanted “to see what’s in his pants! Can you imagine what it must be like?”
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On Howard Stern show, she agreed with Pam Anderson that penis size is very important. She claimed to be able to pick out a well-endowed man from a crowd; Stern had the guys in the studio line up, and she correctly picked out the one with the biggest penis. According to Stroker9800, who heard the interview, Molly was quite proud of this ability. She remarked that well-hung guys prefer button flys over normal zippers on their jeans.
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On her song “How Many Licks,” she talked about one of her favorite lovers: “And this black dude I called King Kong / He had a big-ass dick and a hurricane tongue.” On a collaboration with the notorious Tommy Lee, Methods of Mayhem, she rapped: “Under seven inches? Eh, sorry, mini-men. I can’t fuck with them.”
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When asked what a guy needed to impress her, she quipped to German magazine Bravo: “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean?
"The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”
"The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”
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"I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always going on at me. I'm like, I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high standards! "
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Size queens
Many years ago I met a very attractive woman at the offices of what was then the Commonwealth Employment Service as I dropped off my dole form to obtain my fortnightly Bob Hawke Surf Teamsponsorship money.
The woman in question was an ex-model and despite driving a shiny new Audi (she gave me a lift home), she felt that after years of paying tax in the top bracket, she too was entitled to unemployment benefits now she'd fallen on (kinda) hard times.
We ended up going on a few dates, which I fumbled through, mainly because she was intimidatingly beautiful, until she admitted one night that she was also a "size queen".
"Really, unless a man has a penis the size of two VB cans stacked on top of each other, I'm not really interested," she told me ...
As I've written in other posts, most men are well aware where their spanner sits in the grand tool box of life thanks to a lifetime of showering after PE, football or boy scouts.
(If you're in any doubt, you can check this "not suitable for work" size chart.)
Happily, I do not possess a todger that even approaches "two VB cans stacked on top of each other" because, on reflection, if I did, I'd probably be reduced to shagging vending machines. Most other sexual partners would run the other way fearing evisceration.
The term "size queen" originated in the gay community and has now spread to the heterosexual 'mainstream' where it is also used to denote a woman (or man) who prefers sex with men possessing a larger than average penis.
The reality or myth of the female size queen has gotten quite a helping hand thanks to TV shows like Ally McBeal and Sex and the City, both of which have featured episodes where female characters chose sexual partners based on the enormous size of their member, as well as eps where men are rejected because their tiddlers are too small.
Now, I'm sure there are many, many bona fide size queens in the world, but it's my suspicion it's also become something of a "shit test" women use to gauge the confidence of a possible sexual partner.
Much like men brag about only sleeping with skinny women or girls with large breasts, some "size queens" simply put it out there to see how much swagger a guy has and how he'll react.
And much like insecure men who denigrate flat-chested and larger-sized women, I also think some insecure "size queens" use the "I only shag guys with big dicks" line to humiliate men who feel they don't fit the bill.
For the record, my friend from the CES probably fit into both those categories and, since she found me lacking in other departments and I never got to shag her, I'm unsure whether she was the real deal. Or I.
If you're in any doubt as to whether you are a size queen, there's even an on-line test you can take (from which I stole this post's illustration), and which the following sample question, pretty much sums up:
Who would you have a one-night-stand with: a comical 1920s hobo with a large penis or a millionaire with a small penis?
(a) I lurves me some hobos
(b) I lurves me some money
(b) I lurves me some money
Good luck.
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October 28, 2008 12:20 AM
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Strangely I have found the opposite is sometimes true. When the topic has been raised, I find that many women have been fascinated if you smile and proudly state "mine is really quite small" and hold up your little finger.
Maybe its the confidence you need to do it, thats attractive. Maybe women think "he must be good, he isn't even trying to talk himself up", but whatever the case, some women become obsessed with finding out just how big it really is.
- Posted by: mark on October 27, 2008 4:07 PM
(b) I lurves me small penis
- Posted by: Normal Girl on October 27, 2008 4:20 PM
Sam, I gotta say, I never looked at other dudes in the showers after footy, so I have gone for a long time without knowing where I stand. Against your advice I checked the size chart at work and was pleasantly surprised. And so was the chick in the next cubicle. Ladies have told me it was big in the past, but who believes them anyway? I'm uncut and when it is flaccid it's nothing special, but it grows at least five times the size to have me at the higher end of the spectrum on that chart. Jeez I'm glad I read this article. Can't wipe the smile of my face now. I used to do these exercises that increased its size to bigger than it is now, and because I already have the extra skin (thank god for my parents foreskin foresight) there's no "stretching" just increased strength, girth and length. When i told my partner I could make it bigger she said she doesn't want me to do it, because it hurts her now. There'll be heaps of people, including doctors, who reckon its impossible to make it grow, but thats cause they are tiny, but if you want to find those exercises, find Stephen Changs Tao of Sexology (yes I have promoted it on here before). It'll do wonders for your sex life as well.
- Posted by: Donga (Sam) on October 27, 2008 4:22 PM
posted on oct 28 at 1212am?, you in Tahiti Mr De Brito? it is only 4.30 here in sydney.
i kind of like the idea of a shit-test. I am more than happy to come across as a bit of a smart-arse prick to chicks as long as there are those who are curious and discerning enough to see through my shit.
In fact i rekon most people have their own version designed to turn certain people away and attract others, whether they are deliberate actions and mannerisms or more subconscious.
as far a size queens go, it would be awfully confronting to be pulled up short like that.
In fact i rekon most people have their own version designed to turn certain people away and attract others, whether they are deliberate actions and mannerisms or more subconscious.
as far a size queens go, it would be awfully confronting to be pulled up short like that.
- Posted by: djm on October 27, 2008 4:30 PM
Oops....I mean:
(b) I lurves me some small penis
- Posted by: Normal Girl on October 27, 2008 4:37 PM
i don't like to admit it but i am a bona fide size queen.
i would never try to humiliate a guy based on it - i've had sex with men with miniscule penises and i would NEVER let them guess that i found it a problem. that would be cruel. nor do i regret the sexual experiences because apart from the size factor they were very enjoyable.
but whenever my husband pisses me off and i wonder if i should have instead married the more sensitive, funnier, more generous, less road raging, better conversationalist with the small penis instead . . . the feeling i get is very much one of enormous relief.
but then, thankfully, i am in the minority. most of my female friends do 'prefer' a large penis, but they wouldn't prioritise it above the usual checklist - 'spark', responsible, wants kids, confident, faithful, good-looking, has money, smart, kind, a good lover, etc.
- Posted by: heidi on October 27, 2008 4:39 PM
I am doing OK in the size department.
I know this due to an x girlfriend, a ruler and a copy of a dolly magazine.
It's ok to be treated like meat as long as you get suitibly tenderised.
- Posted by: Citizen Rat on October 27, 2008 4:39 PM
Back in a minute I just need to find my ruler.
Posted by: Donga (Sam) on October 27, 2008 4:22 PM
5 times its size?? are you serious?
Mine does about 2 and a bit times it soft size but 5 times bigger is crazy.
- Posted by: HIM on October 27, 2008 4:42 PM
I like the theory about alleged size-queens just applying a shit-test but i'm not sure if I agree. Are birds really that cunning? would they really, genuinely reject a bloke they otherwise like because his meats aren't big enough?
maybe they would, i don't know.
I do reckon chicks think that disparaging the size of a guy's dick is an easy way to bring him down a peg or two quickly and easily. But one thing is for sure, there is an absolutely massive bell-curve when it comes to dick-size and the vast vast majority of dudes are "average" so only the already insecure would take any disparaging comments to heart.
In the long run, I would be more concerned about chicks telling me my personality was crap or that I was c*** or p**** or c***head or an a***hole.
also, shave, or at the very least, trim your pubes, it will add some size to even the largest member.
- Posted by: sausage on October 27, 2008 4:50 PM
Hehe, its always about the size of the man isn't it?
She could have a really wide pelvis and require a bit more than the norm for decent pleasure. And so to compensate she considers herself a size queen. Ohhh, this could expalain the Audi too.
Just a thought
- Posted by: hetti on October 27, 2008 5:02 PM
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