Research and Development
by Some Sort of Dog
Issue 17 of the newsletter
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*** RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT NUMBER 17 ***
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We've been moving house, as explained last month. Life, however, must
go on, so here's a slim-line R & D to keep you going until next time.
One other item of news: the mail program here at R & D Hindquarters
handed in its dinner-pail and curled up its toes, taking with it a
chunk of whatever gimmick it uses to access the various lists and
saved messages. All has now been restored, but not before a panic-
stricken message had been posted to the newsgroups asking for
subscribers to contact us and re-subscribe. Thanks to those who did,
offering sympathy and advice - back-up, who said back-up?
The plus side was that several new subscribers have appeared, asking
what R & D is all about. So newsgroups do have some uses after all.
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*** CONTENTS ***
Coming To You In Your SMALLER Three-part R & D Number 17!
In R & D Part I
* THINGS TO READ - New Stories - And How To Classify Those Tales
* YOU CAN DREAM, CAN'T YOU? - New Archive For Erotic Big Girl Stories
* CANADIAN CULTURE - Anyone Seen SCTV?
* JAPANESE GIANT BREASTED CUTE BABES - Eyecatching Headers Fill Pages
* DOING IT NATURALLY - The Case For Story Classification
* ANOTHER TOP FIVE - They CLAIM 397 Inches, But Even So, They're Big
In R & D Part II
* PINUPS LATEST - The Latest Updates - And News Of The Girls
* ZENA - YOU STILL BELIEVE? - Of Course You Don't. Here's Why
* SUZIE ENLARGED? - In Your Dreams
* LIGHT MY FIRE - St Cat's Set To Burn Down Again?
* BREASTS THE SIZE OF PITTSBURGH - Reader's Plot Idea
* STRUCK BY LIGHTNING - Force Majeure Hits Boob-Enlarging Machine
* GIRLS WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON - Bigger Lolo, Patriotic Pandora, PLUS
In R & D Part III
* GROW WITH LOLO - You Can't Keep That Girl Out Of Here
* MOBILITY PROBLEM - Filling Station Sighting Tops Twin Volcanoes
* SLIGHTLY PREGNANT - Growing Girls In Photo Layouts
* HOW MUCH BIGGER? - Lurking
* I THINK OF LORI - Latin Classes Will Never Be The Same
* CORINNE'S COLUMN - Our Own BIGGEST Girl Is Back, In A SMALL Way
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*** THINGS TO READ ***
CLASSIFICATIONS
New stories reviewed here have a classification at the end of the
review. This is the system in use among the BE-Buddies to give an at-
a-glance guide to a story's content. As the classifications are
subjective to an extent, there will probably be some crossover, some
ambiguity and some discussion, but it's good to talk ...
Stories are described under the following headings: sex, type of
growth, descriptions, speed, final size, type of growth.
SEX (descriptions of sex acts within the story)
FM sex with females and males.
FF females doing whatever females do with other females
no sex no sex...
TYPE OF GROWTH (see how they grow)
magic magical growth
science techno growth (by a machine of some type)
chemical a potion (maybe magic, maybe not)
natural 'normal' growth
DESCRIPTIONS (a few specialised terms to describe story content)
bizarre really strange (catch term)
alien has aliens in it
CR Clothes ripping (button popping, bra busting)
amazon really tall muscular women doing violent things
SPEED (for those who simply can't wait)
slow slow growth (slower than fast)
fast fast growth (in a few minutes or so)
spurts really fast growth in small spurts
LARGEST SIZE (what it's all about)
big a normal level you would see on a girl (a big girl)
HUGE basketball size (That's almost as big as you, Cee!)
WOW flat bed truck or wheelbarrow-sized
TYPE OF GROWTH (what they're made of, for example, sugar n'spice ...)
flesh actual breast growing, nothing added.
Air filling with some sort of air stuff
milk filling with milk
water filling with a liquid like water.
You'll soon pick it up! For a listing of the contents of the acotto
and directories, with classifications, drop a
line to the editor.
There is a whole wodge of new stuff this month. We hope we've got
everything new that has appeared, but if we missed any, apologies to
readers and writers.
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The first chapter of SUPER MOTHER AND DAUGHTER, by Charles Peterson
introduces a very strong girl indeed, with very big tits. Only the
first chapter was available at the time of this review, so we don't
know if this is the eponymous mother or her daughter. But we can
wait.
[no sex, natural, amazon, slow, big, flesh]
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HORSING AROUND, which bears the slightly confusing signature Justal,
explores the connection between penis size and breast size which
appeals to so many writers, and features a man who wishes to be hung
like a stallion. Working where he does, he has the opportunity to
make his wishes reality. Quite why he should want to is another
matter entirely.
[MF, chemical, fast, flesh/milk]
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CHECKMATE comes from Munch, and is described by the author as a story
about a boy, a girl, and a game. It involves BE, lactation, and mind
control, or does it? "After all," he says, "reality is subjective."
This story includes the memorable words, "I need you inside me,"
which is one of those phrases which give you the feeling that if you
play your cards right, boyo, you could be on a winner here.
[no sex, magic, fast, big, milk]
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>From the same stable comes an extremely short story about a woman who
gets a flat at a gas station. It's called FLAT AT A GAS STATION.
Don't blink.
[no sex, inflation, fast, big, air]
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Any story by Chimerian is habitually described as being 'from the
writer of the much-admired story, THE ARTIST'. This one's a shortie.
It's called VEE, and features a man, a woman and a remote control. We
can't tell you any more, or the review will be longer than the story.
Read it.
[No sex, science, fast, WOW, VR]
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A story a while ago introduced us to Dr Gary Miller, a plastic
surgeon who enjoys nothing better than a good wank. In NOW, I MUST
INCREASE MY BUST, by implants enthusiast Double H, he falls into the
clutches of his nurse, Lana, who wants to get bigger, and bigger, and
bigger. As of course, she does.
[wanking, implants, big, saline]
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THE DREAM CREAM originally appeared in GENT Magazine in 1993, so it
will be familiar to many readers. To jog the memory, it's the one
about the wife who obtains a breast enlarging cream while her husband
is away. She follows the instructions about as well as any woman ever
follows instructions with such products, with predictable results. It
is notable for being one of the very few BE stories ever to appear in
a popular bust magazine.
[MF, chemical, slow, big, flesh]
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FRUIT OF THE AMAZONS comes from the same source, GENT, a story of a
couple of researchers dumped in the jungle when their helicopter
crashes. Somehow, they survive, and while awaiting the arrival of the
US Cavalry, they subsist on mysterious blue fruit. Fortunately, the
wreck of the chopper contains a tape measure ...
The story comes with a plea from the reader who posted it, that
there's not enough description, and could someone please embellish it
a bit?
[MF, chemical, slow, big, flesh]
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The first part of a longer story has appeared. TRAVELLER FROM A
DISTANT LAND concerns a big girl called Su-Ling, who is off to check
out the scene back in 2000BC. For those who need instant sexual
gratification, the writer regrets that the story does not leap
straight into sexual action. Presumably that will be along later.
Keep an eye open for it.
[Later, when we see the rest of it]
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Opinions vary when it comes to stories based on characters in
television series. You either love them or hate them. Three parts of
a story called X-FILES feature Dana Scully, for some reason, getting
involved with alien forces who need a supply of milk. They go to some
fairly extreme lengths, causing Agent Scully's breasts to grow to
extremely large size while doing humiliating things to her. It might
have been quicker for them to pop down to the nearest 7-Eleven. Our
reviewer got bored and failed to finish, which probably means you
will all LOVE it.
[Can't be bothered]
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THE BREASTACULAR WORLD OF RICHARD KING - TOH'S STORY, continues where
it left off with heroine Hillary still seeking bigger breasts. She
finds a pair to die for in this touching tale told by Miss Toh Rhee,
who far exceeds the 30HH of the appalling child Becka in the previous
part. Thrill to the story, in Toh's own words, of the revenge she
takes on her worthless tit-loving fiance. Magical. If we have to be
picky, we would say that DDDave has been over-cautious in his
estimates of the lovable Toh's cup sizes, but what the heck? The
descriptions of this wonderful girl are a sheer delight.
[FM, magic, slow, HUGE, flesh]
And there's more. In the matter-of-factly-titled HILLARY'S FIRST
STAGE GROWTH (!) the narrative takes up where it left off at the end
of Toh's Story. Toh, in fact, has quite a prominent part in the
introduction. By the time the episode ends, some truly remarkable
things have happened to our Hillary. You will be drained, much as our
reviewer was. [Please spare us the intimate details ... Ed]
[FM, magic, slow/fast, HUGE, flesh]
And there's even more coming! Is the world ready for HILLARY'S SECOND
STAGE GROWTH? If it isn't, it had better gird up its loins, stiffen
its sinews and whatever. We won't reveal how big she was at the end
of her first stage, Hillary's a big strong girl who knows how to
enjoy herself. Second Stage takes it on from there. Look out for a
WOW! in the classification, that's all we're saying.
There's more to come, but you will have to wait. What about Kim, the
Landlord's Mysterious 12-year-old Daughter who sits on the front step
all day? What happened to Clara? Is Rich going to go through life
with a vegetable marrow stuffed down his pants? It's less convenient
and far less useful than you'd think. Take that from one who knows!
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We may have mentioned some time ago that Some Sort of Dog was working
on a non-St Cat's story, based on a reader's plot outline published
some months ago in R & D.
The news is that the story, working title "Golden Goose", is now
approaching completion. It features a number of girls who reach a
very large size, without unnatural intervention. No magic, no
chemicals, no leprechauns, just Mother Nature's warped sense of
humour.
[FM/FF, natural, preg, HUGE, flesh]
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*** BE-BUDDIES LIST SERVER GETS FTP FOR STORIES ***
Some of these stories above have been obtained from the BE-Buddies
stories-only anonymous ftp site. To find out about the site, and
about how to join the BE-Buddies list server, contact Wren
. Note the change of contact address.
Mastophilus, who was running the service, has been experiencing
computer problems for some time, and this, added to the hassle of
operating a slow modem down an even slower telephone line, has forced
him to hand over the reins.
Thanks are due to Masto, who did so much to get the service on its
feet.
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*** YOU CAN DREAM, CAN'T YOU? ***
Amazon story-lovers may already have discovered the DREAMS archive.
It's an acronym standing for Diana Rhodes Efficient Amazon Mail
Story-server.
It is now expanding to include breast-oriented stories as well, with
the accent on quality. Here, below, is how the operator describes the
archive. Stories come by email and are requested via anon.penet.fi,
so service is somewhat slow, but if you're prepared to be patient ...
There's a help file available, ask Diana for it.
Stories for DREAMS
"jobu99@aol.com asked where all the stories have gone. Some of
them are available on DREAMS, all you have to do is ask the
DREAMS robot, and she'll send them to you. Quite a lot of people
are already using it.
"But many stories aren't on DREAMS. However, if people here will
send me the stories they think should be there, then I can put
them up for everyone. Once more, here's the HELP file and the
INDEX to what's currently available."
Diana Rhodes,
email me at na522623@anon.penet.fi
Or via alt.amazon-women.admirers
There you are, contact Diana. That female robot sounds interesting.
Wonder how big its tits are ...
Please do NOT write to the editor of R & D complaining that it is
nothing to do with BE. Some of it certainly is, and the rest will be
of interest to the kind of readers who get hopelessly turned on by
the idea of being thrashed and utterly humiliated 6-0, 6-0 on the
tennis court by dewy-eyed young Miss Joan Hunter-Dunnes with calves
as big around as your thighs.
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Since this introduction was written, the DREAMS archive has absorbed
much of the story content of the acotto archive, rendering it safe
for posterity. It lives under the steely gaze of another robot, a
male one this time. Drop a line to the GLOBES archive. That has to
be an acronym as well ...
Here are the first few lines of the GLOBES index. As the content is
still growing, we won't include the whole thing. Just follow the
instructions.
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Index of what's on GLOBES
This is "Great Library Of Breast Enlargement Stories", GLOBES for
short. To get help, send for the document ghelp01 by sending a
message to with subject of that email as
"Globes request".
The content of the email should be:
X-Story-code: ghelp01
X-address: youraddress@server.com
X-Declaration: I am over 18 years old
You can ask for more stories, by having more lines with "X-Story-
code: "
The story code is the thing between the *, like *Clara*, then Clara
is the story code. The * isn't part of the code.
I'm Ronnie Clarke, and I run GLOBES. You can contact me at
, but most of the time, the automatic robot
does everything, I don't look at it much.
If you want to send me stories to put on GLOBES, you can, and if I
like them, I'll make them available the same way. Here's what's
available right now:
As we say, we have snipped the rest for now, to save space.
IMPORTANT NOTICE. This is a new service, and it is still being set
up. As a result, Diana and Ronnie are reluctant to leave the robots
in charge while they take a brief holiday. Diana is bending six-inch
nails in the Olympics. So DREAMS and GLOBES will not be available for
a few weeks after the middle of July. After that, things will get
going in earnest, and we will keep you posted about the latest news
on the archive.
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*** CANADIAN CULTURE ***
The Canadian Cultural Attache sent this item:
"There was a routine on SCTV (the late night comedy series that
ran on NBC ten or more years ago, entitled [Some Name], Wet
Nurse,' featuring Andrea Martin. She was the shorter, dark-haired
one of the two SCTV ladies-- which, of course, confirms the
theory of an inverse relation between height and bustiness.
"Here she was a professional wet nurse, stationed at the
hospital, with absurdly inflated breasts, natch, which she would
be called upon to heroically administer to the needy. Which in
one case involved the late John Candy as an overgrown, hysterical
baby ... off camera, of course.
"Afterwards, she would be seen exhausted, stumbling back from her
labors, with the front of her uniform totally collapsed.
"SCTV was such a superb series (the best TV comedy I've
encountered), and one of the high points of Canadian culture, so
I'm sure that there are those who have the whole run on tape. But
not I, alas."
Anyone see this series?
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*** LO-Looooh! ***
Reader HH (and that's just his bra size) writes:
"... I am very interested in the development(s) of Lolo Ferrari.
We in America are very limited in our exposure to her. She is
probably my favorite model of all time, because she releases
information about her growth and is very upfront about it, not to
mention that she is getting big."
C'mon, HH, she's getting Ginormous ...
"I would pay dearly for a copy of the VHS video of her on the
program EUROTRASH which I have heard about somewhere and also
read in the most recent edition of R & D. Perhaps someone could
upload some photos and/or text to the tvvideo folder at acotto's?
Or recommend a place I could buy the video.
"... My fetish is BE through breast implants (although I enjoy
any unnatural form of expansion - potions, magic, sci-fi or
otherwise). This is why I find Ms Ferrari so interesting, and why
I occasionally hound Crystal Storm via E-mail to consider another
enlargement."
But Crystal says she is already the biggest. Surely we don't want her
to get even bigger? Oh, you mean we do?
It will only trigger off another Lolo expansion. Where is it all
going to end? Or does it have to?
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*** FOR SALE ***
An ad from the UK:
"My girlfriend has finally got sick of expecting to see
'Coronation Street' on the video and stumbling across the Vision
X stuff so they also are now up for sale."
That's the stuff with short sequences including Tina Small. (PAL VHS)
He continues:
"In view of the impending erosion of the acotto site, and I can
understand his position, is there any mileage in the idea of a
subscription based site?
"Don't get me wrong, I don't like the idea of 'pay per view', but
given the history of acotto,(he maintains the site out of his own
pocket for the benefit of us) it would seem the only way to
survive.
"The costs incurred would be solely for the rent of some
megabytes on (probably) a US based server. All other services
i.e. site maintenance etc. would have to be donated.
"I put it to the 180+ R & D subscribers, isn't it time we got
ourselves organised?
"I would be interested to hear of the logistical difficulties of
putting a site up and whether the majority would be for/against
the idea of 'pay per view'. Can we put it to the vote?"
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*** JAPANESE GIANT BREASTED CUTE BABES ***
This reader likes booby Oriental girls with no discernible genitalia:
"I think I have rattled on about this before, but there exists a
number of Manga mags/CD's/videos solely devoted to giant breasted
school girl types.
"Unfortunately the titles and sources of such material escape me.
I did manage to see a dodgy French import CD that looked very
promising but kept crashing at regular intervals. I never did
manage to translate the Kanji text into a meaningful title but
surely somebody out there knows. I believe that the area of big
breasted Manga girls even has it's own generic term. Anyone
help?"
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*** DOING IT NATURALLY ***
>From a reader:
"Has anyone got a listing of those stories on acotto that feature
non-magical breast enlargement.
"It's just that I need a change from the 'lab assistant stumbles
across special potion stuff'. I can't differentiate from the
titles on the site.
"The one story that does stand out is 'BIG LITTLE SISTER' by Some
Sort of Dog. It goes into endless detail about her bra sizes over
the years and for me stands out as the best I've read so far."
The much talked-about survey of readers' BE story preferences may
help this reader locate stories of his favourite type. The new
classification system mentioned earlier in this issue will certainly
help locate stories of any type.
Clearly, there is a demand for all kinds of stories, although the
wish to see lots of numbers, 'endless detail' and obsessive recording
of growth seems to be common ground for many categories of story.
It would be a foolhardy writer who deliberately omitted such detail,
however gratuitous it may appear. Many readers get off on numbers,
and who are we to deny them?
And Tanya, in Big Little Sister, did it all without the aid of an
ill-supervised moonlighting lab assistant. The latest news we have of
Tanya is that her latest baby, Marianne, is just fine, and growing
faster than Suzanne ever did. And she says she has 'more than enough'
milk, which sounds like the best offer we're likely to get this year.
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*** A TOP FIVE ***
TINA SMALL: Responsible for getting me switched on to larger than
life girls ... the best.
ANN MARIE: For looking incredible in Russ Meyer's video BENEATH
THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRAVIXENS
CHESTY MORGAN: The original SuperBust?
ZENA FULSOM: I enjoyed a smoke one time with her and she has a
terrific sense of humour. Can't think of anything
else noticeable though. So she only gets 4th spot.
CINDY FULSOM: Even dafter than Zena but not as big.
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*** PINUPS LATEST ***
Just a note to inform you of the current new postings on The Pinups!
Page 1: Pinups of the 50's: New material of Anita Ekberg and
Sabrina.
Page 8: Meyer starlets of the 60's: new material on Sharon Lee,
Tura Satana, Babette Bardot, Alaina Capri, and Erica Gavin
Page 10: 70's stripper Kellie Everts
Page 11: Page 3 Girls: new material on Tracy Walden
Page 13: 60's stripper Carol Doda
Page 15: 80's Busty Heart, Jessica Hahn, Virginia Fellson, Keli
Stewart, Tina Small, Adrienne Barbeau, Christy Canyon, Toni
Kessering (Francis), Diane Parkinson, Karen Wing, Becky
Lebeau
Page 15: 80's pinups: new pic of Jeanine Oldfield, new pic/bio of
Danuta Lato
Page 16: MVPs: Roberta Vasquez
That's it for now. All of these changes are currently marked on the
home page as the 'new' material for the week, delineated with
markers. Hope this helps...
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A request for information from Nik:
"Ever hear of a TV/film actress named ANGELA AAMES? She appeared
notably in BACHELOR PARTY, as the low-cut red sweater-wearing
'Mrs. Klupner' in the opening credits, a blonde so buxom that her
top popping out of her sweater prompts photog Adrian Zmed to
photograph her 'leaning in a little more' over her child, bending
over, so he can get a good peek at her cleavage. While snapping
the pic, he mutters, 'If I was that kid I'd breast feed until I
was 17 or 18.' Then Tom Hanks enters and he and Zmed pose for
cheeky pics with Aames, their faces on each side of her bosom.
"Angela was also memorable in H.O.T.S., flatchested in the
opening credits until she sees a plastic surgeon and voila, her
transformation into 'Boom Boom', which gets her into H.O.T.S., a
makeshift sorority for the misfit girls on campus. Anyway, along
the way she serves drinks to the dean while bending over to give
him a view of her cleavage, and says to him, 'Take one'; skydives
into a pool while nude, and generally livens up a dull film. Oh,
she also highlights a wet T-shirt contest hosted by Danny
Bonaduce along the way.
"I'm sure she was in a few other things, both in film and on TV,
but unfortunately cannot provide a picture at the moment. Perhaps
readers might reMAMber her as fondly as I. Anyway, thought I'd
share that titbit ..."
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A bit of background on one of those girls who seems not to have been
around for a while, Danuta Lato. We are indebted to a reader from
Finland, where the nights are six months long.
Actress/singer/model Danuta Lato was born as Danuta Irzyk in a
small village named Szufnarowa in the Polish Carpathian
mountains.
She was a late bloomer. At 17 her breasts were average sized,
but suddenly they started to grow so rapidly, that she had to
buy a new bra every month. Two years later she could not find a
bra big enough in Poland! Her measurements were bust 42, hips
34 inches.
Danuta was only 4' 11" tall, which puts those measurements into some
sort of perspective.
Of course, she attracted much attention in her village. The
local folks used to call her "The blonde with big ears".
She got a part-time job as a playleader in a kindergarten. Then
in 1984 she met a guy from Germany, who brought her to the West.
Her first film-role was a German comedy film "Three and a Half
Helpings", where she and equally voluptuous Carmen Lentz play
two dancers (The Titti Sisters) who have fun with three pilots
in an aeroplane.
Danuta's first photo-sessions appeared in Penthouse and other
men's magazines in 1984, and soon she became a world-wide
sensation among fans of big-breasted women. In subsequent years
she has posed over two thousand times for various magazines.
She has also had various film-roles. One of these was an
Italian-Yugoslavian co-produced action-film called "Running
Combat".
In 1987 she recorded a single called "Touch My Heart". That
flopped in her new homeland Germany, but became a Top 10 hit in
Spain and a gold-record in Japan in 1988. That picture-disc is
now a collectors' item. She also recorded a couple of other
songs, like "Nobody's Woman" and "Whenever You Go".
Danuta has also appeared in Candid Camera-type TV-shows in
Israel and South Africa.
In the beginning of the 1990's she reportedly left for Hollywood
to launch a movie career. Little has been heard of her since.
Pictures of Danuta will be available on The Pinups pages at
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Our Finnish correspondent continues:
"Talking about songstresses, do you remember JUDIE TZUKE, who was
popular in 1979-1980? Her biggest hit was "Stay With Me Till
Dawn". She even recorded a duet with Elton John, who said her
breasts are even bigger than Dolly Parton's. Having seen a
picture of her in a open-necked shirt, I can agree. And she is
all-natural!
Judie Tzuke sounds as good as she sounded on record. How did we miss
seeing her? If this was Japan, her measurements might well have been
listed routinely after her name, even more impressively in
centimetres.
"Judie Tzuke was big indeed. Most people did not know about that,
as she did not pose topless and did not act provocatively or
anything. But there were some pics and posters of her around at
that time that clearly showed what she'd got. I saw one pic of
her in a Record Mirror issue in 1980. I used to buy the mag, but
missed that particular issue, and have regretted it ever since.
"Some of you in the UK may have the opportunity to find material
on her from those days."
Okay, any pictures of Danuta or Judie Tzuke, please? And on the
subject of busty singers from way back, there's always buxom JUDITH
DURHAM from The Seekers, still singing today; and one from the
1960's, DANA GILLESPIE, who was 'discovered' by folk-singer Donovan
and had a minor chart success in the UK. She later appeared in a
film. Anyone remember her? Dana's bust measurement was said to be 46
inches, and they didn't exaggerate in those days. She certainly
looked every bit of it.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT We heard as we were going to press that
Nik's service provider has discovered that the Pinups site has been
getting more hits than the rest of the domain put together.
For reasons which we fail to understand, but probably amount to an
excess of envy and greed, his provider sees this as an excuse to
charge commercial rates. Unless an alternative arrangement can be
found, therefore, the Pinups site will close down shortly.
All we can suggest is that you get in there and take a last loving
look. Thanks to Nik for all his work which has made the site so
popular.
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*** STATE OF THE UNION ***
Here's an unsolicited testimonial from a reader and customer of Union
Graphics:
"I find myself impelled to concur with previous complimentary
reviews of Union Graphics. I thought I might feel cheated by line
art, since I prefer extreme verisimilitude in this sort of image,
but it turned out to be elegant. At its best it really is art,
beautifully composed and well executed. Good job."
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*** ZENA - YOU STILL BELIEVE? ***
"Regarding 'Zena Does Hardcore': I bought that, and was very
disappointed. The ad referred to her as 'seducing' the man, but
such 'seduction' as there was lasted perhaps two seconds. (I was
hoping for a candlelit dinner with various things being knocked
from the table.)
"Speaking of which, I know the consensus is that Zena is latex,
but having also bought her first two videos, I'd have to say it's
very well done latex (and IMHO they could make a fair amount of
$$$ selling a how-to video!). I went over it frame by frame
looking for any apparent joins or seams, and couldn't find any.
"Things that make me lean toward the fake theory:
- difference in the way her breasts reflect light compared
with the rest of her body
- nipples always erect
- apparent lack of proprioception. She reaches for her nipples
and takes two tries, which indicates that they're not part
of her; try closing your eyes, selecting a part of your body
that doesn't require being a contortionist to touch, and
touching it - you'll hit it spot on. (For a fascinating
story about proprioception, the sense of where one's body
is, check out Dr Oliver Sacks's 'The Man Who Mistook His
Wife for a Hat'.) Admittedly, proprioception can be
developed for inanimate objects with enough experience -
that's how people learn to parallel park their cars, and you
can successfully play the 'touch specified part of X without
looking' even when X is part of your glasses or earrings -
but its lack indicates that she's not had the alleged
breasts for very long (i.e. would-be fakers must wear the
prostheses for a long enough interval to get used to them as
if they *were* part of their bodies)
"I note also that in the tape measure scene, there's an obvious
break in the video and it's clear that the tape measure has been
looped or pulled together out of view so that it doesn't reach to
its full extent, thus keeping it from reaching around Zena's
alleged breasts."
We maintain that you have only to listen to the sound track on Zena's
two original videos, early on - when she comes in and sits down on a
couch so that she can immediately get up again - it sounds just like
rubbing a balloon. And we have mentioned Cindy Fulsom's shower scene
before.
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*** SUZIE ENLARGED? ***
"Referring to your comments on Suzie Sparks last month [we cast
doubts on Suzie's reported breast weight of 35lb each]: (35 / 22)
** .333... is about 7/6, so given the reported size of Ting
Jiafen, Suzie would only need breasts about 14 inches across and
22 inches long to weigh 35 pounds each."
That's as may be. Suzie's breasts are very big. Suzie is a plump and
very pretty woman. But no way do her breasts weigh anywhere near 35lb
each. We even doubt if they are 35lb the pair. No doubt we will now
have to fight off Suzie fans who refuse to believe anyone in the
world is as big as she is.
We'll have to call for the support of Corinne Meadowlark, whose
breasts are several times bigger than Suzie's, and she's smaller and
much slimmer, too. And no, you can't have a photograph. You'd only
post it all over the net.
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*** LIGHT MY FIRE ***
One reader has a theory about St Cat's.
"From St Catherine's High School for Girls comes the news
that a new story may follow some time after the completion of
HEAD GIRL OF ST CAT'S. Apparently, CRUSADE AT ST CAT'S will
attempt to deal with declining moral standards at the school,
which have been causing some concern ..."
"Concern from who?
"Actually, I have been concerned for some time that the 'Angry
Villagers Rule' might be applied to the girls.
"The AVR was first documented in the original 'Dungeons and
Dragons' role-playing game but its existence goes way back before
that. Basically, if you are 'playing God' or 'learning what man
was not meant to know' the villagers would gather up their
pitchforks and torches and storm the castle and burn it to the
ground. (See every single Frankenstein movie ever made).
"The girls have had a couple of close calls but so far the
villagers have been remarkably quiet.
"Oh wait! I just remembered the school has already burnt down
once. Never mind."
Who do you think lit the fire?
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*** BREASTS THE SIZE OF PITTSBURGH ***
Remember this snippet from last month? So does a reader:
"A woman begins lactating and her breasts grow whenever she
hears a baby cry. It would cause havoc in the local
supermarket ..."
"That sounds kind've like an idea I had once. A cosmically
endowed super-heroine has the fight of her life with a super-
villainess who has the ability to absorb bust size from any
female mammal. (the scenes at the farm and the zoo should be
quite good) As the battle continues she grows larger and stronger
and seems on the verge of defeating our tragically deflated
heroine when, off in the distance, a baby cries! This triggers a
let-down reflex in the villain and her breasts drag her away to
feed the baby. (The story always ends there without any details
about the baby's heroic struggle with a breast the size of
Pittsburgh!)
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*** STRUCK BY LIGHTNING ***
A reader asked last month:
"Have any UK or European readers seen Vol 2 of the VISION X
films, which has a scene where a breast enlargement machine is
struck by lightning with amazing results?
"That was Toni Francis who was struck by lightning and turned
into 'Amazing Woman' tm. That was probably the best stuff they
ever did. (Certainly the funniest) She ends up being tested and
found to be super by some superhero lab. She even gets a card
that proclaims to any and all concerned that she is indeed super
and is entitled to the 10% super-hero discount at Harrods."
Readers have been asking if these productions - all of them featuring
Tina Small in her post-1983 spherical guise - were ever available in
the US.
"Yes. I ordered mine directly from Vision X. Somehow or other I
was on their mailing list for a while. They used to send me the
cover for a video and ask me to order it. Then, a couple of
months later, the cassette would arrive with no packaging
whatsoever. I always had to run out and buy a box that would hold
the cover and the video."
Certainly, if any reader has a copy of any of these Vision X
productions in the US NTSC standard, they would have many offers of
purchase or requests for copies. The Tina content is small, and the
films all contained whimsical sequences, described by an English
reader as utter dross. But for the sight of a girl even only as big
as the 1983-model Tina attempting to run, or of Vicky Chandler
skipping with a rope, they are worth putting up with Xavier's
artistic garbage.
We seem to have unearthed a cultural gulf here. Xavier was much given
to embarrassingly exaggerated slapstick sequences with silent-movie
music and people behaving stupidly. These seem to go down reasonably
well in the US, where Benny Hill was also apparently much admired.
But then again; in France, it seems, Jerry Lewis is hailed as a comic
genius.
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*** GIRLS WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON ***
A look at the directory on the new slimline acotto site,
reveals a number of new items:
WHO IS NANCY?
That's the question. Nancy is a slim and pretty young
girl with an oval face, a high forehead, a slightly pointed chin, and
long, dark hair. Her breasts are full and beautifully supported. Go
and see for yourself. And can anyone say who she is, please?
MONDO
A bunch of pictures which we have still to explore more
fully, but the first of the set shows a patriotic young woman with
big breasts in a bikini. It's Pandora Peaks, of course, we'd know
that bikini anywhere.
LOLO 96
These nine shots are apparently from the 1996 Cannes
Film Festival and show, if proof were needed, that Lolo Ferrari is a
Very Big Girl Indeed. # 4 shows her looking a little like a character
from a soft-porn edition of Thunderbirds, but # 5, with her hands
behind her head, is truly, truly remarkable. We would be interested
to hear an opinion from Crystal Storm on this one. Is Lolo the
biggest implanted girl in the world?
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*** GROW WITH LOLO ***
Here's a long message from Double H:
"I am VERY happy to report that 'Alta Vista', a good open-text
search engine, finally updated their data, and a search this
morning for my favorite model, Lolo Ferrari, revealed that she
has a homepage!!!
"It is complete with photos (soft-core and hard-core) as well as
some very interesting looking copy - that is written in FRENCH!!!
We must get someone to translate it ..."
No, better not bother, it probably only says that she wasn't born
with 51F breasts, she used to be called Eve, and was a petite 37C ...
"The search of 'Lolo Ferrari' revealed quite a few results, as
her name appears to be all over the European community, from auto
races to Cannes."
We tried this, and despite entering 'Lolo+Ferrari', we were still
offered a load of anorak material about Ferrari chassis numbers.
"Not too many photos though, but one that appeared to be lifted
from Acotto's 'Lolo96' series, a series that represents about the
best stuff I have EVER seen on the Internet!!! I love comparing
the photos from the 'Cannes' series, shot one or two years ago,
with the current 'Lolo96' photos to compare her growth - this is
what I find most exciting.
"With regard to surgically enhanced big-bust models ... my ideal
runs toward either of two ways, borderline anorexic (all right,
how does 'thin' sound - better?) with giant breast implants, or
fairly well-muscled (a la Michael Scott Agency girls) with giant
breast implants. Either way, the thrill for me is comparing
'before' and 'after.'
"I am a member of Minka's fan club, and have repeatedly suggested
she start a fund for her to get EVEN LARGER breast implants.
Frankly, I think she is looking to make money at any juncture
possible (which is understandable if a dancer is so willing to
make physical changes to the extreme which she has engaged), and
she has made mention that a fund may be necessary to get her EVEN
LARGER breast implants.
"I don't care much for Angelique, she's getting a bit chubby for
my tastes.
"Crystal Storm happens to be an acquaintance of a friend of mine,
however he claims to appreciate her for who she truly is, and
reprimands my (and others') pressuring her to obtain even larger
breast implants. He says it's who is inside that counts. [Ah, one
of those sincere Bullshitters who used to hang out on alt.sex.
breast] And he had to pick Crystal for that ...
"I am confident that one day one of us will convince (hypnotize?)
a cute young female (say 19 or 20) to truly GO FOR IT, and obtain
a new precedent for maximum sized breast implants. It is
interesting to note that even everyday porn stars sport firm C or
D cup breast implants nowadays, a far cry from my truly horny
days patrolling the adult section of video stores some six or
seven years ago, when the odd porn star who did happen to go
under the knife, went from an A to a B, rarely ever to a C cup.
"Finally, I have written 'SCORE' Magazine many, many times,
suggesting BE themes in stories, and perhaps a pictorial, as
suggested by Dr Enlarge in D-Cup magazine some time ago - January
I believe. Incidentally, it was THAT particular letter that
inspired me to get a modem (already had a computer) and go
online. I found my way to Acotto's Place about a week later, and
that day shall forever remain in my mind - my heart just leaped
when I realized what I had found.
"I digress ... anyway, I suggest a theory that BE is more
important to the publishers of SCORE Magazine than they are aware
of. What is the single thing that represents their product? Big
breasts (usually implanted) on a thin, otherwise attractive young
lady. Have they ever given thought to the fact that it is that
dichotomy, of unusually large firm breasts on an otherwise slim
build, that people compare to the standard or 'normal' chest one
would expect to find on a slim built person, that it is this
COMPARISON that we find exciting. And if so, then there exists
the BE theme - the comparison!! I go on to suggest that this is
the foundation for their success, and it is their obligation to
recognize BE going forward. Several letters - both E-mail and
Snail Mail, plus urging them to visit Acotto's Place and witness
the quantity, professional nature, and depth of its content, and
still not a peep out of 'em."
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*** DOLLY DIDN'T MEASURE UP ***
A reader wrote:
"Although this isn't BE, one of the times Dolly Parton was on
Saturday Night Live, they did a skit called PLANET OF THE LARGE
BREASTED WOMEN.
"The name of the skit was PLANET OF THE ENORMOUS HOOTERS and
the plot went pretty much exactly the way you describe it."
"The skit was actually written for a first-season episode which
had Racquel Welch as the guest host. They threw it out because
they thought they had too many breast references in the show
already. Blasphemy!)"
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*** MOBILITY PROBLEM ***
I just found a new place to buy fuel for my car. Not because it's
cheaper than the rest, although it is, as it happens. There's a much
better, bigger reason. It is one of those filling stations attached
to a supermarket, and the two attendants who take the money seem to
be different every week.
The one who served me was a chatty, pinch-faced little girl, the
other one was a chubby young black woman. The assistants sit on high
chairs mounted on castors, so they can scoot around if they need to
get to items on the shelves out of reach. You're getting the picture?
Hang in there, I'll get to the point in a minute.
I was idly watching the black girl and saw her scoot her chair
backwards, round a corner and reach up to get some cigarettes from a
shelf. It was such an awkward maneuver that it would have been easier
to get up and walk a few steps. But not for her. I saw why she chose
to scoot.
Her breasts rested heavily in her lap, on her thighs. Even inside her
overall, they still lay right down there. OK, we've had some big
sightings in R & D from various readers. This girl was nowhere near
the size of the daughter in the fish and chip shop, nor as big as the
probably imaginary girl who couldn't get into the car for her driving
lessons. But a lot has been said about Miss Twin Volcanoes recently,
and this girl was bigger than her! That will do for me.
So I know where I'm going to buy fuel for a while!
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*** LARGER THAN LIFE ***
Union Graphics Gigantic Breasts 3
>From Reader H (only a single 'H', this one ...)
"I must agree with everything WREN said. Paul Forest (the artist
responsible for the series) is getting better and better.
"Union Graphics has written to me asking for my suggestions about
where to go with the series and I've made a few suggestions.
Which ones? Well, the pregnant girls in GB 2 and GB 3 probably
wouldn't be there without my input. And I like to think that the
'Dr Feelboob Miracle Grow Elixir' in GB 2 wouldn't have been
there either.
"And their customer support is fantastic. I ordered GB 3 probably
the same time that WREN did and they sent it out before Paul was
finished with it! They sent me 3 updated drawings about a week
later."
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*** DANCES WITH KNOCKERS ***
One reader recalls last month's note from Europe about a tour by a
group of
dancers including Nicole Tyler and Nikki Knockers:
"The group of dancers were already in Europe last April for a
tour in Switzerland, Germany and Holland ..."
"I spoke to Nicole Tyler and she mentioned that tour. She loved
it! It was a chance to meet a whole group of fans that wouldn't
ordinarily see her. If you get the chance go see her, she is a
fantastic dancer. We even talked about the difficulty of doing
dance moves when you're built so phenomenally.
"She and Nikki worked out some choreography that made special
accommodations for Nikki's extra volume. (Nikki is a pretty good
dancer as well, but there are some things you just can't do when
you're that big!)"
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*** SLIGHTLY PREGNANT ***
We asked if any readers knew of 'slightly pregnant' girls appearing in
photo
layouts. Here's a reply from Reader H:
"My favorite is Laura Sands. She modeled sometime in the late
'70s (I can't remember which year) Yes, it was a nine month
career. She only did one layout that I know of before falling
pregnant. She was very short (4' 10" to maybe 5' 1") and had nice
pert breasts in that first layout but, man did that change! She
was still short but her breasts exploded to D or DD dimensions
almost immediately."
No, not literally, come out from behind that couch.
"She told her agent she was pregnant and his attitude was 'quick,
get lots of layouts before you show!' So she did dozens of them.
The surprise was that she became more popular as her condition
progressed. So, she kept on doing layouts until just before the
birth. There are several loops that she did when she was just a
'little bit' but no moving pictures after that. (I'm still
searching and hoping though).
"I think SCORE ran a layout of Robin when she was just pregnant.
Although somebody else followed up when she was big. Historically
there are a few as well. Candy Morrison was pregnant in Russ
Myers' 'Mondo Topless' as was the star of 'Lorna'."
We'd previously mentioned Twin Volcanoes and VOLUPTUOUS's Carrie.
Both SCORE and VOLUPTUOUS ran pictures of a French girl called
Monique, who dropped a broad hint that she was bigger than she had
been four months previously and wondered how big she would be in
another five.
Any more? There must be thousands.
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*** HOW MUCH BIGGER? ***
Remember the thread from misc.kids.pregnancy, about women getting
bigger and bigger? The one where various messages were finally and
triumphantly topped by the story of Terry, whose C-cup became N and who
now
has a serious mobility problem, an irritated husband an
d a 38-W bra size ...? One reader tells us:
"I can't help myself! This is my favorite thread from m.k.p! A
bi-sexual e-pal preggo-lovin' fem-friend of mine and I have come
to the conclusion that Terry is probably the figment of
somebody's imagination. But, still fun to read about."
Don't spoil it! Terry must be up to X, Y or Z by now.
Just to prove yet again, in case it needed saying, R & D readers
know more than women themselves about bra sizes, here's another
snippet from the m.k.p newsgroup:
"How do I get in touch with Decent Exposures? I was a 34DD on a
4' 11", 110lb. smallish frame pre-pregnancy, and now I have no
idea how to find the right bra. I've tried two 36 DDs, but the
fit isn't great."
Well, no, it wouldn't be, would it!
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*** I THINK OF LORI ***
"I knew a girl in school that was an interesting case, and
definitely helped shape my interest in big bosoms.
"Her name was Lori - we were in the same Latin class together. We
were sixteen or seventeen at the time, I guess. Anyway, she'd
torture all the boys in class by wearing the tightest sweaters
imaginable (for a sixteen year old) and miniskirts.
"She had HUGE breasts. I wouldn't even venture a guess as to
size, but facially and figure-wise, she was similar to Chloe
Vevrier. We all snickered and giggled, as though she was a freak,
but boy, oh boy, secretly I fantasized about her all day long. I
loved watching her get up to sharpen a pencil or whatever, as it
provided me with another fantastic opportunity to watch her
breasts jiggle and bobble about. She knew I liked her breasts -
she loved teasing me like that. Anyway, the point of the story,
getting back to growing girls, is that for three years I got to
watch her tits grow (and grow and grow). I swear to this day that
sometimes one could actually see them growing.
"I lost count of the number of pencils she must have sharpened.
The last day of class, she wore a tight, LOW-cut white sweater
and everybody gasped - I kid thee not. I may be embellishing, but
I certainly hope not. I do recall seeing a good four or five
inches of cleavage pressed as tightly together as any of the
huge-busted strippers of today. We had a pretty strict dress code
and without question she was in violation of it that day.
"I sat right behind her, and as the class was pretty much taking
the day off, everyone was sitting in a circle chatting (and I,
staring down Lori's immense cleavage as slyly as possible).
Anyway, Lori bent down to pick something up (possibly my tongue)
and Yours Truly got one hell of an eyeful. She was spilling out
of her sweater, almost to her nips. My practical-joking best
friend kept slapping me on the back, congratulating me for having
such an exquisite view, and we were both giggling our heads off,
I'm sure.
"The girl sitting beside me also thought the whole scene was
pretty funny, and let it go on probably far too long, but
eventually gave Lori a wink and motioned with her hand that said
bosom was causing quite the disruption.
"Anyway, when I think of Lori, and I do quite often, this is what
I think of ..."
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*** CORINNE'S COLUMN ***
She's back. Our real-life giant-breasted correspondent dropped by out
of the wide blue yonder with another teasing morsel - then promptly
disappeared again.
Corinne is working extremely hard, trying to make ends meet. She
should be an example to us all. For those who think Cee is the
invention of a syndicate of acne-ridden uni-geeks who take turns in
writing her life story, we can only offer you this latest message.
For those who would like to write to Corinne, and yearn for the ego
boost which comes from exchanging regular mail with a growing girl -
well past the basketballs stage - we can tell you: it ain't what
Corinne herself would call bright skies and butterflies. Mail from
our Cee transcends mere irregularity. One day, though, she'll find
the time to say more than just 'hello.' She's utterly infuriating and
we love her dearly.
Meanwhile, in 199 words and one sigh, here's Corinne Meadowlark.
Unquestionably the biggest-breasted columnist in the entire world.
Well, hello again, everyone, from out here in the land of
electronic limbo.
For those of you who were wondering if I am still alive, I am ...
for those of you who think I'm not real, do you seriously think
Al'd let his star writer take this much time off if she were
fictional? (Besides ... ask Al or Wren ... they know I'm real)
[Cee's real, all right, the only difficulty is believing it. Cee is
unbelievable.]
For anyone who cares about why I vanished, I moved out here to
the Pacific Ocean (Hawai'i). I'm out there in the land of Eternal
Sun, starting to turn a very nice golden brown from tanning. And
yes, all over, for you lecherous minds out there.
By the way, if you just happen to be an over-endowed young lady
reading this, don't come here ... they have NO clothes to fit ...
Yeesh!
But, so anyhow, I'm out here in the land of fun and sun, still
growing , and trying desperately to get back in touch with
the electronic world. I'm afraid I'm hopelessly off track from
where I was in my little narrative, so everyone mail-bomb Al with
what you'd like to hear me ramble about. And fan mail is, as
always, appreciated, he'll pass it on.
Yes, if Cee is going to be there, we'll pass it on. Need we remind
readers, the Editor does have to read such mail before forwarding it,
and he does so at mealtimes. Messages from New Men who are interested
only in 'the woman inside' are even more unsettling to the stomach
than those from one-handed readers.
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