Yes,this Mike Millions Yaroschuck yarosfuck.I'm drunk right now and high on crack,heroine,speed,pot,ludes,pcp,....I'll get back to you.Oh,fuck I just shit my shorts.Oh,my god.mom.All the blood ! So did I do ?
Kate Upton Why Pigeon Boy really Isn't interested.
Number One,he is a drug addict and big faggot.He would rather hang out with Michael Pearson Yaroschuck-aka Sir Michael Person Millions.The two hung out in a bum camp site near 38th Street and Gerard Street -across from the Philadelphia Zoo Parking lot.They had a big titanic fight,that makes Batman vs Superman or an Avengers movie look like a mild game of Tiddily Winks,over who should be on top.Pigeon Boy Thomas dropped the pot and Crack Pipe and Little Crazy Mickie went mad.They had a Trevor Howard gay fight.And got mad at each other.The bum camp romance was over.John Carter and Tara Tarkus here split up.
Pigeon Boy went off to live with Fairmont Park gay bums George Patrick ,scene at Starbucks 38th and Chestnut,gray haired in a ball cap,on the Second floor and Al,the gay drunk,scene near 38th and Gerard Monday through Friday.Michael Pearson Yaroschuck-aka Sir Michael Person Millions went nuts,claims to work for the NSA,CIA,DEA,NBC,CBS,ABC,FBI,CVS,FUCK,Shield,AIDC (Interagency Defense Command of Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman),and grew a giant Elph Tate (Doug McClure) red mountain man beard.You can see walking up the Park Way towards either Kelly Drive or Pennsylvania Avenue looking for beer at the One Stop Beer on 29th and Girard.
Mike Millions drives all the gay bums wild.He has beer ,crack and pot,opiods and heroine.Yes,cops,if you See him,Mike has the illegal stuff all the time.You can drink him like Underdogs villian Riff Raff did to that newspaper dealer,you can pick like Mike anytime by the legs,turn him upside down and shake all drugs out of his pocket,like money.
See like on Saturday morning,at St.Marks soul kitchen.You can find Mike Yaroschuck Millions walking around Center City,near the Sunday Breakfast,Choosen 300,St.John's on Vine,(Father John's to you street bums) on Benner Street,Kelly Drive or Pennsylvania Avenue anytime
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Creature from Black Lagoon of the University of Pennsylvania Campus.
(No Trevor Howard isn't gay,he fought the most realistic fight scene in movie history.No bullet time.But beating each over the head with chairs like Movie Classic MAD Comics fight scenes,just two guys pulling arms and legs.Like real life fights happen.Sorry,most fights in real life do not go like fight scenes in Big Troubles in Little China.)
All these rabbits are dope addict seen here,should be picked for suspected behaviors.
Back to why Pigeon Boy isn't interested in Late Upton.BECAUSE HE IS GAY.And if he wasn't gay,she would not date a street trash can head like him.After all,Tommy Welsh aka Pigeon Boy HUHC /Feast Incarnate alumnus wants to catch wild birds,skin them in the park and cook them.That is why he is Pigeon Boy.He eats pigeons.Pigeon Boy,side kick of Birdman -notorious crime fighter of Philadelphia lives in the Huffman Bum Camp Site,seeing up drugs.George Patrick and Al the Gay Drunk have movie night in their four man according to Brokejaw Steve.Another HUHC /Feast Incarnate alumnus.
He is up there with Mike the Trumpanzee,Greg the Prophet Olson,Foghorn Leghorn,The Creature walks among us,Skinny Joe the Jerkoff.Black Boy Boy,Jerome the Yosemite Sam of Fairmount Park.I hated Rabbits.Buns are so stupid.Tweedle Dee and Tweetle Nut.
Pigeon Boy didn't care one of Hollywood's sexiest women Hedi LaMarr.....He cracking clueless.But betcha,he knew who John Holmes and Jonah Falcon is,because they big dongs.
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