The Great Black Dick Hoax

White men are taking over in the Big Cock department.The modern white male has an advanced diet,superior lifestyle and more evolved cock now than even the black man.Show some respect.Not all big cocked men are black-believe or not-most black men have the average 5 to 6 inches and the very load mouthed blacks claiming to be big,mostlikey,not always have tiny ones.
The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the history of mankind. Last Thursday, all the blacks started spreading the myth that they have the biggest dicks around and are therefore better than your average white man. As we, the good editors at Encyclopedia Dramatica will establish, this is complete bullshit.
Contents
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• 1 Greatest Hoax Ever?
• 2 The Perfect Scam
• 3 Evidence
• 4 Reasons Why
• 5 The Nigger Reaction
• 6 Gallery
• 7 See Also

Greatest Hoax Ever?


Look at her face--she's trying to tell you.


Science never lies.


Exhibit A: Porn often lies, a lot...

This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. The idea that blacks have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out-ranks religion in our increasingly atheistic world. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV –who are a bunch of total aceholes trying to brainwash young America and forget that they actually a network to videos on and other pop culture outlets, it has left a lasting scar on the American conscience and has been mistakenly established as fact.
The Perfect Scam
The retarded blaclk males are surprisingly crafty about this entire scam, showing an animal cunning. They realize that they are a small enough minority that only the filthiest slut or the most experienced prostitute could possibly fuck enough to get an accurate sense the actual size of the r dick. This means that the dicks depicted in the fake pornography detailed in Exhibit A provide the most common object of reference for whites' perceptions of white dick, allowing any given white to claim to have the biggest dick in town and fuck any trailer trash jailbait slut he wants to.
Evidence
The only evidence blacks cite is pornography that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see from Exhibit A, these seemingly massive members are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material.
Furthermore, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim to have, then they would end up killing the women they rape, guro-style. We know there some those few blacks love raping women, but they always get testified against. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be nothing but womanpaste smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would ever learn of or know about the rape- because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more. QED.
Reasons Why


The #1 middle aged white female fantasy
You might ask yourself: "Why would a seemingly perfectly friendly black male be involved in such an elaborate scam?" The reasons are numerous, but three prevail:
1. Niggers realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (obviously, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as those of other men)
2. To get all the pussy they can handle and more.
3. White men, suffering for years of liberal guilt that black people are equal but still get disgusted when a perfectly normal interracial couple shows themselves in public without being in the circus tent where they belong, feel it's only best to frighten other white people by reintroducing that black men are freaks of nature. So get a grill sporting, muscular, ape-like black man, put a huge cock on him, and pair him up with an innocent, lily-white piece of purity, and you got yourself racist fap material for the insecure masses. Like rap music, spooks are too stupid to figure out that they are being trolled, and fills them with even more self-righteousness, furthering their fail in society.
The Nigger Reaction

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Pasty racist fucks all over have exaggerated the whole big dick thing into “black men have GINORMOUS six-foot long dicks.” They claim that black claim this, but they’re wrong and that shit is stupid because no men of ANY race has ginormous six-foot long dicks. The fact is simply that the average black dick size is bigger than the average white dick size, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, and if the pasty white asshole eaters don’t like it then TOO FUCKING BAD, because that’s just the way it is. They’d be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they dwell on black men and their dicks. Good grief. „

—Charlie Brown
Naturally when coming upon this page the average nigger is utterly outraged that white people have uncovered their greatest secret. Such was the case of BiggerThanUrs. In case his username did not give it away, BiggerThanUrs has a clear case of penis envy.
What could have been a very funny revision of this page was sadly killed by the fact BiggerThanUrs had a deep obsession with other black mens' dicks, thus turning his version of the page into a display of faggotry that could easily compete with Exhibits A-D. BiggerThanUrs' userpage is presently smothered in ED: {{dongs}}.
Gallery

15" black AFRICAN DICK? Bullshit.

Tiny black cock, episode 1
Tiny black cock, episode 2
Tiny black cock, episode 3: Asians defeat blacks


Tiny black cock, episode 4
Tiny black cock, episode 5
See Also
• Micropenis
• Pornography
• DOUBLE NIGGER, which does not refer to a nigger with a doubly-large dick


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