Jonah Cardeli Falcon

06-06-08, 05:35 PM #41

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Thats fatter than mine is long ”

lol. I wonder if this guy has trouble finding pants and underwear.

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06-06-08, 05:50 PM #42

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Thats fatter than mine is long ”

Listen have you not learned yet, when talking about your penis on the internet aren't all guy at least 8". You must exagerate! not downplay

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06-06-08, 05:51 PM #43

“ Originally Posted by CutsieMarie89
lol. I wonder if this guy has trouble finding pants and underwear. ”

Maybe he folds it up first.

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06-06-08, 05:52 PM #44

5"

...

of confidence...

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06-06-08, 06:08 PM #45

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
Maybe he folds it up first. ”

like a lawn chair? Thats a funny mental picture. he he

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06-06-08, 06:09 PM #46

“ Originally Posted by draqon
5"

...

of confidence... ”


Well if you are so confident you should start using it.

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06-06-08, 06:33 PM #47

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
Listen have you not learned yet, when talking about your penis on the internet aren't all guy at least 8". You must exagerate! not downplay ”

Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little.

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06-06-08, 09:17 PM #48

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little. ”

Ya Ya that's what they all say.

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06-06-08, 09:33 PM #49

Yay for talk of small peni (plural for penis as of now) and OMGWTFZORZ size boobs!

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06-06-08, 10:25 PM #50

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
Ya Ya that's what they all say. ”

They all say it, but do they act on it

I'll go all night sweet stuff

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06-06-08, 10:26 PM #51

All night huh

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06-06-08, 10:50 PM #52

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
All night huh ”

And well into the morning. Then I'll get up and make you breakfast, or lunch in the case of going well into the morning

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07-16-08, 12:28 PM #53

Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises.

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07-16-08, 12:29 PM #54

Tina Small British Girl with Biggest Bust?
Measuring 84GG-22-34,Tina Small or Titanic Tina was she was called possessed a phenominally huge rack.Forget any current woman,such as Minka,Maxi Mouns,
She used to hate her body so much. To her, her 84-inch bust was a burden. But this time, it was her freakishly breast that helps her get out of her shell-become a sexy,ultra top heavy supermodel

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07-16-08, 01:06 PM #55

“ Originally Posted by mavericstud9
Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises. ”



Lol, Finally found a thread where you can talk about your dick, didn't ya? How long did you have to read to find that?
Even your screen name has a 9 in it.

Obsess much?

Since it's a science forum maybe you should know that men with large members often suffer from erectile dysfunction as they get older. Good luck with that.

Oh, and welcome to Sciforums.

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Archie
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07-20-08, 08:49 PM #56

Photographic proof there is "... too much of a good thing."

Thanks but no thanks, I prefer real women. Real women who can carry on a conversation about more than flavors of chewing gum are even more desirable.

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CIEan
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07-22-08, 10:56 AM #57

eheh.. Boobs, now penises. Whats the next part?

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07-27-08, 02:55 AM #58

We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

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Roman
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07-27-08, 03:39 AM #59

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little. ”

Takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

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07-27-08, 06:20 AM #60



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Today, 10:21 AM #94

Originally Posted by mavericstud9
Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises. ”



Lol, Finally found a thread where you can talk about your dick, didn't ya? How long did you have to read to find that?
Even your screen name has a 9 in it.

Obsess much?

Since it's a science forum maybe you should know that men with large members often suffer from erectile dysfunction as they get older. Good luck with that.
Sorry,that talk of me having a big cock upsets the moron with the dunce cap.I guess,all us big dicked guys should spend tons of money having scientist reserch into a cock shrinking ray,so they won't feel bad.Unfortunately,such things don't exist-so I guess all us big dicked guys,will just have to live our big cocks and all you stupid,small or average sized guys will continue to be jealous.Sorry,I'm obessed with my big cock-but excuse me,I was blessed with a bit more in the peter depart.Us big meat guys are like that.Ask any guy with a big peter and you usually might get the same responce.
By the way,who picks a fat guy or whatever it is,sitting on a trash can,wearing a dunce cap.Me,I'd pick Superman or Han Solo or James Bond or something cool.This just makes think what a big bafoon you must be.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

This Jonah guy seems like a nice guy-so I gather from e-males from him on My Space.I can identify with the guy.I might not have a gigantic dick like his,but despite what you hear,celebrities and porn stars with giant cocks,you can get turned by women-the rude,crude,stupid kind you might find here on this message board.Their so busy insulting and talking how they hate big cock,they forget your a human being dehind all that.Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little dick.What jealous,stupid shit.?
Sorry,but god made us all different.Some of us are handsome,intelligent,big cocked guy and some us are beautiful,big breast women.You can't accept other peoples difference,then go do us a favor-stop posting your ignorant shit on message boards like this-either get used to it or literally go hang your fucking self really.I'm sorry,the worlds full of ugly,stupid and ignorant,short dicked men,who hate anyone who isn't like them.And I'm sorry,the worlds full of ignorant,fat,stupid small jugged women.
Because the real freak show is idiots like you people.