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The Mike Millions Files  Kate Upton Why Pigeon Boy really Isn't interested.

Yes,this Mike Millions Yaroschuck yarosfuck.I'm drunk right now and high on crack,heroine,speed,pot,ludes,pcp,....I'll get back to you.Oh,fuck I just shit my shorts.Oh,my god.mom.All the blood ! So did I do ?
Kate Upton Why Pigeon Boy really Isn't interested.
Number One,he is a drug addict and big faggot.He would rather hang out with Michael Pearson Yaroschuck-aka Sir Michael Person Millions.The two hung out in a bum camp site near 38th Street and Gerard Street -across from the Philadelphia Zoo Parking lot.They had a big titanic fight,that makes Batman vs Superman or an Avengers movie look like a mild game of Tiddily Winks,over who should be on top.Pigeon Boy Thomas dropped the pot and Crack Pipe and Little Crazy Mickie went mad.They had a Trevor Howard gay fight.And got mad at each other.The bum camp romance was over.John Carter and Tara Tarkus here split up.

Pigeon Boy went off to live with Fairmont Park gay bums George Patrick ,scene at Starbucks 38th and Chestnut,gray haired in a ball cap,on the Second floor and Al,the gay drunk,scene near 38th and Gerard Monday through Friday.Michael Pearson Yaroschuck-aka Sir Michael Person Millions went nuts,claims to work for the NSA,CIA,DEA,NBC,CBS,ABC,FBI,CVS,FUCK,Shield,AIDC (Interagency Defense Command of Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman),and grew a giant Elph Tate (Doug McClure) red mountain man beard.You can see walking up the Park Way towards either Kelly Drive or Pennsylvania Avenue looking for beer at the One Stop Beer on 29th and Girard.
Mike Millions drives all the  gay bums wild.He has beer ,crack and pot,opiods and heroine.Yes,cops,if you See him,Mike has the illegal stuff all the time.You can drink him like Underdogs villian Riff Raff did to that newspaper dealer,you can pick like Mike anytime by the legs,turn him upside down and shake all drugs out of his pocket,like money.
See like on Saturday morning,at St.Marks soul kitchen.You can find Mike Yaroschuck Millions  walking around Center City,near the Sunday Breakfast,Choosen 300,St.John's on Vine,(Father John's to you street bums) on Benner Street,Kelly Drive or Pennsylvania Avenue anytime
 .

Creature from Black Lagoon of the University of Pennsylvania Campus.

(No Trevor Howard isn't gay,he fought the most realistic fight scene in movie history.No bullet time.But beating each over the head with chairs like Movie Classic MAD Comics fight scenes,just two guys pulling arms and legs.Like real life fights happen.Sorry,most fights in real life do not go like fight scenes in Big Troubles in Little China.)
All these rabbits are dope addict seen here,should be picked for suspected behaviors.
Back to why Pigeon Boy isn't interested in Late Upton.BECAUSE HE IS GAY.And if he wasn't gay,she would not date a street trash can head like him.After all,Tommy Welsh aka Pigeon Boy HUHC /Feast Incarnate alumnus wants to catch wild birds,skin them in the park and cook them.That is why he is Pigeon Boy.He eats pigeons.Pigeon Boy,side kick of Birdman -notorious crime fighter of Philadelphia lives in the Huffman Bum Camp Site,seeing up drugs.George Patrick and Al the Gay Drunk have movie night in their four man according to Brokejaw Steve.Another HUHC /Feast Incarnate alumnus.
He is up there with Mike the Trumpanzee,Greg the Prophet Olson,Foghorn Leghorn,The Creature walks among us,Skinny Joe the Jerkoff.Black Boy Boy,Jerome the Yosemite Sam of Fairmount Park.I hated Rabbits.Buns are so stupid.Tweedle Dee and Tweetle Nut.
Pigeon Boy didn't care one of Hollywood's sexiest women Hedi LaMarr.....He cracking clueless.But betcha,he knew who John Holmes and Jonah Falcon is,because they big dongs.

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13-Inch Dick: Is This the Ideal Penis Size?

NOVEMBER 18, 2017 MELODY DOUGLAS

Is a 13-inch penis the ideal size? Does your partner secretly wish you had a 13-inch dick? In this guide to 13-inch dicks, we go over how common they are, if women think a 13-inch penis is the perfect size, and tips you can try to make yourself feel bigger to your partner and closer to a 13-inch dick.

How Big Is a 13-Inch Penis Compared to the Average Size?

A 13-inch dick is well above the average penis size, but by how much? There have actually been multiple studies done on penis size, the largest of which was published in the British Journal of Urology International. This study found that erect penises have an average length of about 5.16 inches, and flaccid penises have an average length of about 3.61 inches.

Other, smaller, studies done on penis length have yielded similar results. The journal Medical News Today published a study that found the average length of erect penises was between 5.1 and 5.6 inches, and a study in Psychology Today  found that about 68% of erect penises were between 4.6 inches and 6.0 inches long.

You can easily see from the study results that a 13-inch penis is big, about twice the size of an average penis. But how common are 13-inch dicks? Do they even exist? By looking at the percentile chart of the British Journal of Urology International study, we can see that a 13-inch penis (about 33 cm) is way too big to even be included on the chart. This means that a 13-inch penis is at the 99th percentile for penis size, meaning only a fraction of 1% of men have a 13-inch penis.

So 13-inch dicks are very rare, but they do exist. One example is Jonah Falcon, who claims to have the world’s largest penis (13.5 inches long when erect).

Is 13 Inches the Ideal Penis Size?

Do you need to have a 13-inch dick in order to please your partner? Not at all! First, as mentioned above, having a 13-inch long penis is incredibly rare, and most people will never see one in real life. So, unless you’re trying to get a starring role in a porn film, no one expects you to have a 13inch dick. Also, there is no one ideal penis size out there that’ll please everyone. Some people want their partners to have big penises, while others are happy with or even prefer average or small penises.

If you want some data on what penis size women most commonly say is their ideal size, there have been some studies done on the subject. The University of California and the University of New Mexico conducted a study that found the most common “ideal” penis size for women was a penis between 6.3 and 6.4 inches long. Other studies found similar results—that the ideal penis size for many women is one that’s slightly above average in length. So, if you’re worried about not having a 13-inch penis, know that it’s not anywhere close to what most women are listing as their ideal size.

Sex Tips to Make You Seem Bigger

If you’re not a guy with 13-inch dick, are there ways to make you seem like you do? Try the tips below to make you seem bigger, but remember that most women are happy with an average size penis, so you don’t need to be aiming for porn star sizes!

• Try positions that make you seem bigger. There are specific sex positions you can try that will make you feel bigger to your partner, even if you aren’t packing a 13-inch dick. The internet has tons of suggestions, and two places to start are these articles by Fashion Beans and Size HQ.

• Try using a cock ring. Putting a narrow cock ring around the base of your penis can make you feel instantly bigger to your partner during penetration. Just be sure not to leave the ring on too long (30 minutes max at one time).

• Experiment with sex toys. Sex toys can add a lot of fun to the bedroom no matter what your size is. You can use dildos and vibrators to help stimulate your partner during sex, and there are also vibrators meant to go inside your partner during penetration for a tighter fit that’ll make you feel bigger to her. If you really want to increase your size, you can try penis sleeves or extenders or try a strap-on. Talk to your partner about which sex toys you’re both interested in.

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10.5-Inch Dick: Is This the Ideal Penis Size?

NOVEMBER 14, 2017 MELODY DOUGLAS

Is a 10.5-inch penis the ideal size women want in a partner? How many men have 10.5-inch dicks? In this guide, we discuss average penis size, how common it is to have a 10.5-inch penis, what women say is the ideal penis size, and sex tips for you to try if you have a 10.5-inch penis.

How Big Is a 10.5-Inch Penis Compared to Average Size?

Is a 10.5-inch penis above average? It definitely is! The British Journal of Urology International published one of the largest studies ever done on penis length. They found that the average length of an erect penis is about 5.16 inches, and a flaccid penis has an average length of 3.61 inches. (When people discuss penis length, they are generally referring to the length of an erect penis, unless otherwise noted).

Other studies on penis length found similar results. A study published in Medical News Today found that the average length of an erect penis is between 5.1 and 5.6 inches. Additionally, a Psychology Today study found that 68% of erect penises are between 4.6 and 6.0 inches long.

Each of these studies shows that a 10.5-inch penis is significantly bigger than average. But just how many men have a 10.5-inch dick? To find out, we can look at the percentile chart of the British Journal of Urology International study. By looking at the chart, you can see that a 10.5-inch penis (about 26.7 cm) is too big to even be on the chart. This means that a 10.5-inch penis is at about the 99th percentile, meaning less than 1% of guys have a penis 10.5-inches or longer. So a 10.5-inch dick is definitely big.

Is 10.5-Inches the Ideal Penis Size?

A 10.5-inch penis is big–very big–but does that mean it’s the ideal size? First, it’s important to realize that there is no one “ideal” penis size. Some women prefer big penises because of how they feel during penetration, while others like smaller penises because it means less discomfort for them or they just prefer the way they feel during sex.

However, if you’re just looking to know what penis size the majority of women prefer, there have been some studies done on that. A study conducted by the University of California and the University of New Mexico found that women most preferred a penis about 6.3-6.4 inches long. Other studies have found similar results-that women see the ideal penis length as one slightly above average. However, it should be noted that the studies each received a wide variety of answers when asked for ideal penis length.

Sex Tips for a 10.5-Inch Penis

If you have a 10.5-inch penis, you’re very well-endowed, and you may be concerned about making sure your partner is also comfortable and enjoying sex. You might also just want to make sure you’re making the most of your length. Here are three tips for you to try.

• Try positions for large penises. Positions specifically for large penises often give your partner more control over the speed and depth of your penetration in order to make sure they’re comfortable. There are many sites with position suggestions, and two places to start are these articles from Cosmopolitan and Bustle that have suggested positions for guys with large penises.

• Include foreplay and lube. Most women will need time and arousal before their vaginas can stretch enough to comfortably fit a 10.5-inch dick. Foreplay and lube are key to helping this process along. Use lube and foreplay before and during sex to keep things fun and enjoyable for you and your partner.

• Consider using a cock ring. Putting a wide cock ring around the base of your penis can help limit how deeply you thrust which can help if too-deep penetration is causing your partner pain or discomfort. Just be careful not to leave the cock ring on too long, though (about 30 minutes is generally the max you want it on at a time).

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1-Inch Dick: Is It the Shortest Penis?

NOVEMBER 14, 2017 PAIGE BELL

How short is the world’s shortest penis? Is a 1-inch dick the smallest penis ever recorded? Or are there penises shorter than this? We give you answers to these questions and more below. But first, does anyone actually have a 1-inch dick?

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Does Anyone Actually Have a 1-Inch Dick?

First off, does anyone have a 1-inch penis? The answer is yes—and it’s not just one person, either.

According to a comprehensive study on penis size that was published in the British Journal of Urology International in 2015, less than 1 percent of men have erect penises under 3 inches long. This means that an erect 1-inch penis is extremely rare.

If we’re talking about flaccid penis size, a one-inch dick is still quite rare. The study found that the average flaccid length is 3.61 inches, with less than 1 percent of men having flaccid penises of 2 cm (0.79 inches) in length.

So how many people have 1-inch dicks, then? Unfortunately, we can’t give you an exact number. But we can tell you that certainly more than one person in the world has a 1-inch penis. 

One informal survey on a Weddingbee.com forum asked women for the smallest penises they’d encountered. The results found that 5 percent (40 votes) of women had seen a one-inch dick. Of course, surveys like these aren’t super reliable since we don’t know how accurate or true they are. But at the very least, it tells us that 1-inch penises, albeit rare, do exist.

1-Inch Dick: Is It the World’s Shortest Penis?

So is a one-inch dick the shortest member on record? As far as we know, no, it’s not. Since many people have penises around 1 inch long, we can’t just assume that this is the shortest length.

The main problem is the lack of an official record. At present, Guinness World Records does not have a category for shortest penis (nor does it have one for longest penis). So even if someone were to claim the title of world’s shortest penis, it’s possible someone else could have a smaller one.

The absence of an official record hasn’t stopped rumors, though. One claim contends that a Chinese man named Wei Lin has the shortest member in the world at 1 cm long (presumably erect, though sources are unclear). However, none of the websites I found mentioning this rumor could verify that this man even exists, so definitely take any articles like this with a grain of salt.

All in all, although an erect 1-inch penis is quite rare and far shorter than the average penis size, it is most likely not the shortest penis in the world!

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   Ask Donald Trump or Mike Yaroschuck Millions.If you have a one incher,run for president,as Dirty Duck would tell you.

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   Of be an enormous headed asian,texting,wiggling their legs at Starbucks,bragging about being a University of Pennsylvania or Drexil student .a massively huge,empty head,with few manners,leaving trash on the tables,don’t recycle,because Godzilla will eat all plastic bottles making the Plastic Bottle Sargasso Sea and show ing you have a tiny one.just like Donald Trump and sons.

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Quest for a Bigger Pair

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Quest for a Bigger Pair
by Carl Edward Thompson and Joseph Gilbert Thompson
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Quest for a Bigger Pair.Part One
To Harold Brown life has good.We had encountered some of the world's biggest breasted woman from all over the Earth.Twenty years before his birth,some and scientists,who also freakishly huge bust fan and biggest dick fans,had polluted the waters of the planet with a specialized nano virus,that expanded a well endowed woman with tits only imagined by cartoonist Bill Ward,
The average bust size of any woman was comparable to 71 to 84 inches and the average penis length was something 16 inches.Pussy got big enough to accommodate the monster socks and balls as big as grapefruit could hold cum big enough to cover these massively huge breast easy.Harold s mother had an 84 inch bust and his father William spotted a 25 inch cock.
What he discovered,that there were allot of men and women into big cocks.Really big cocks.

By far Harold Brown primary sexual urge was to have sex with a woman with enormous breast.The world 's biggest breast ever recorded and that unfortunately belong to one,who may have existed,but was forever out of reach by him.Despite having a 16 inch classic penis that grew to an unbelievable,breathtaking 35 inch proportions,he could not find this woman.He took all the money,he had made as the world's most well hung gigallo and porn star to run Big Bust Stop-a porn shop/special design clothing for very well endowed men and women.Here could be found the largest bras ever.Oversized dresses and t shirts fitting for the biggest boobed chicks.Here could also be found extra big pants,underwear,condoms and cock ring for biggest ducks about.Harold Brown,of course,used his merchandise.
Harold sat his bed room jerking his meaty monster.His had to bend forward for right hand to make it up the 35 inch length of his elephantine cock.It was a big,monster.Big veins wrapped it,like a tree trunk had with vines.Below two monster balls as big as eateries melons hung below between his legs.He had examining pictures of the legendary British model Tina Small,who at the time of This magazines printing spotted an amazing 284 inch bust.She had complained for her amazingly huge tits were way to big and still growing.She also reported to be filling up with much breast milk.
Harold knew that some mysterious British had called him up last night.She seemed nervous on the phone. asked
"Is the Bust Stop ?" she asked
 "It is ."Harold repronded,playing his big 20 inch near flassid cock in one hand and phone in the other.The Harold got exited by the sound of her breathy voice,that resembled Tina Small.The very thought of the possibility of any woman having such freakishly oversized huge tits made his already mammoth penis grow longer and fatter.
" Oh...Um,I might need your help.I seem to need a new bigger bra. "
 "Bigger !How big !" Harold Brown 's big dick grew to 32 inches as he became exited.
 "Big.Really big.!
" Don't know.I can imagine really big.
 "Not as big as mine.I am bloody huge.
They must be." Harold penis throbbed to it full 35 monster inches.It was thick and hard in his left hand.It felt hard and tight in that hand.He looked down in amazement.Look at the size of that big bastard.You got one monster cock there,Harold !
 "Well...when can I see you.?" the very well hung stud asked.His dick resembled a long meaty elephant cock in his hands.The very thought of meeting her,got exited.


Quest for a Bigger Pair.Part Two
Harold Brown always shot his tremendous load ceilingward,as his beloved moved into the room tethering stop the longest high heels he had ever seen.Heels that were so long,they pushed her beautiful was upward.Heels that were impossible to walk in for any distance and were obviously made for the bed room..only.Christina was wearing a long ,flowing negligee,that was so diaphonous,that it only enhanced the wonderful hills and valleys of the awesome figure beneath.The negligee opened in front,barely counseling twine gigantic freakishly huge tits,that bounced about like two bags of jello.They were in fact so enormously huge,that they stretched beyond the perimeters of long arms and hung downwards beyond her waist,nearly towards her lovely knees.Her nipples are as big as small flassid dicks,backed up desert plate areola.She was wearing  long black stockings,that were attached to a black barter belt affair.The
To say Tina had really massively huge Boobs was an understatement.She has breast so big...so huge,that they appeared so out proportion to the rest of her sexy frame.They often needed to be carried about in two baby carrages,lashed together and flopped into each,over flowing to the brim.
Quest for a Bigger Pair.Part Three

Harold Brown always shot his tremendous load ceilingward,as his beloved moved into the room tethering stop the longest high heels he had ever seen.Heels that were so long,they pushed her beautiful was upward.Heels that were impossible to walk in for any distance and were obviously made for the bed room..only.Christina was wearing a long ,flowing negligee,that was so diaphonous,that it only enhanced the wonderful hills and valleys of the awesome figure beneath.The negligee opened in front,barely counseling twine gigantic freakishly huge tits,that bounced about like two bags of jello.They were in fact so enormously huge,that they stretched beyond the perimeters of long arms and hung downwards beyond her waist,nearly towards her lovely knees.Her nipples are as big as small flassid dicks,backed up desert plate areola.She was wearing  long black stockings,that were attached to a black barter belt affair.The
To say Tina had really massively huge Boobs was an understatement.She has breast so big...so huge,that they appeared so out proportion to the rest of her sexy frame.They often needed to be carried about in two baby carrages,lashed together and flopped into each,over flowing to the brim.

Agent 84DD

Agent 84DD should be Agent 84HH,Agent 84NN or something began as a character in the Misadventures of Babs-a comic based on the incomparable beauty Tina Small.

Babs a k a Tina Small was mistaken for Agent 84,because they have the same bust size.

Of course,all Agent 84 wants to do is play with Babs 84s.Well,everyone wants to do that.

Bill Ward Adult Magazine Art and comics.

Bill Ward drew allot of porn art in the 1970's and 1980's.Juggs,Legg Show,Club-he had a comics there for a few years.Debbie Sass or something.Most involved big boobs,legs,bondage,well hung men.The net forgets that,but it was all over the magazine stands.Someone should write up an article on it.Wikipedia entry does not cover any of this.Some of my blog's have some stuff on it.Ward made a whole new career with porn art and comics.There was two,Yahoo groups on it.

Ward drew comics for Club and Published in Cherry magazine 1980's.He ran a feature called "Quest for a Big Pair" about well hung Harold Brown,screwing too heavy women with his 11 inch penis.He even ran into a Chesty Morgan clone called Martha Hanover,Candy Samples and a Tina Small clone with milk filled brest in Juggs Magazine for over a year .You would figure having met ,milked and fucked the last woman,Harold Brown's "Quest for a Big Pair" would be over. Sorry,I had an 11 inch cock was breast Fed by Tina Small,my Quest for a Big Pair would certainly be over.But it went on for some weird stories with smaller busted women.I would have continued the feature with Harold Brown fucking her stupid with a monster cock.Sucking her massively huge breast.

 He also had a feature in Legg Show,that was similar.You won't see this listed on Wikipedia,because they are snobbish a holes.Wikipedia needs to link to some assholes web site,that they agree with before it is acceptable.

Here is some examples of those works not shown on Wikipedia.And remember,despite what they claim,Wikipedia does not know everything.

Agent 84DD

Agent 84DD should be Agent 84HH,Agent 84NN or something began as a character in the Misadventures of Babs-a comic based on the incomparable beauty Tina Small.

Babs a k a Tina Small was mistaken for Agent 84,because they have the same bust size.

Of course,all Agent 84 wants to do is play with Babs 84 inch bust.Babs Ofcourse,being innocent and stupid,knocks Agent 84 out with big Boobs by turning around too quickly.Shit,why I get beaten by tits that big ?

Babs goes on to meet a space queen with tits twice as size as here and filled with way too much milk.

Agent 84 went as I remember,in atleast one adventure.I don't remember,who published-maybe Club or Juggs.I never got the magazine it was featured in,being the next time I saw it,the only copy of the magazine was gone.I remember Agent 84 got pushed or jumped into a elevator shaft,where she used to massive Boobs to bounce up towards another level.Obviously,Agent 84 either milk Juggs or tits made from rubber.Either way, "Q" never have 007 equipment like that.I cannot find evidence of this comic,but R.Grandville Evans told me in an email,it did exist.He drew the Misadventures of Babs,based on Tina Small for some time and one Agent 84 spin off.He stated that Tozar Ward took the comic and sold it under the titles the Misadventures of Babs,the Misadventures of Dolly Dee Cups and the Misadventures of Bella.

the Misadventures of Bella was printed in Juggs with story where she met a criminal,that stold her body in a mind switch plot,only get hit by lightning with her body with Babs mind in it.Babs,aka Bella then Count Dickula and then a crazy fitness nut,who attempted to roll down her big Boobs with rollers.Two idiots freed Babs/Bella,thinking they get to screw her.They hypnotized the fitness woman into thinking her tits bigger the Bella.That worked as her Boobs grew about as big as the Space Queen.She woke up,finding her tits massively huge and proceeded to punish the two idiots by crushing them with her arms,legs and tits.Babs/Bella got away.

I am not sure what happened next.

If anyone has copied of Misadventures of Babs,the Misadventures of Dolly Dee Cups and the Misadventures of Bella,plus Agent 84,please send them to mavericspacer@gmail.com.

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