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Why is this important unless of course you're on your way to develop your sexual identity and build your own sexual self -esteem and love of your own penis. As a researcher having studied penis sizes over the past twenty years I'l share the following facts some of whcih you can check on the internet.
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Famous Penis\'s In History
What's the difference between an average penis and a famous penis? Reading about about the average penis is perverse, while (supposedly) normal people pay huge amounts of money to see them, and then write about them (and secretly worship them).
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owner of (maybe) the largest specimen
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Just The Facts
1. The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms
2. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination
3. The penis is generally found on mammals and reptiles.
Napoleon
Napoleon's penis (or an object reputed to be Napoleon's penis) has in fact circulated among collectors for some decades and is currently in . . . well, I was about to say in the hands of an American urologist, but perhaps "in the possession of" would be a better way to put it. The owner claims it's authentic, and I guess a urologist ought to know. However, given the frequency with which the death of a famous male is followed by claims that (a) he didn't really die or (b) someone has his penis, we're entitled to some doubt.
Is the penis Napoleon's? Is it even a penis? Who knows? Given the march of science one presumes it'd be easy to establish the item's provenance conclusively, but understandably no one seems to be in any hurry to do so. After you've paid three grand for a dead man's penis, who wants to be told it's a grape?
Grigori Rasputin
Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916) was a Russian mystic believed by some to be a psychic and faith healer having supernatural powers. He was seen as having greatly influenced the later days of Russian Tsar Nicholas II and his wife the Tsaritsa Alexandra. When Rasputin was murdered by a group of noblemen in 1916, some accounts say he was also sexually mutilated and his penis was severed. Since then, a number of people claiming to be in possession of his severed penis have come forth, although none of them have been able to prove it definitively. Witnessed described the penis thus:
One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation. Rasputin's assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size.
David
This is perhaps the most viewed penis in all of history. When the Victorians ran about cutting penises off statues for reasons of propriety, David fortunately survived mutilation, but the cast of David at the South Kensington Museum (now the Victoria and Albert Museum), had a detachable plaster fig leaf, added for visits by Queen Victoria and other important ladies, when it was hung on the figure using two strategically placed hooks; it is now displayed nearby. David is a masterpiece of Renaissance sculpture sculpted by Michelangelo from 1501 to 1504. The 5.17 meter (17 ft) marble statue portrays the Biblical King David in the nude. Unlike previous depictions of David which portray the hero after his victory over Goliath, Michelangelo chose to represent David before the fight contemplating the battle yet to come. Commentators have noted David's apparently uncircumcised form, which is at odds with Judaic practice, but is considered consistent with the conventions of Renaissance art.
John Wayne Bobbitt
John Wayne Bobbitt's penis became so famous when his wife cut it off, that it spawned a new verb: "to bobbitt: to cut off a person's penis". On the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's Manassas, Virginia apartment highly intoxicated after a night of partying and, according to testimony by Lorena Bobbit in a 1994 court hearing, raped his wife. Afterwards, Lorena Bobbitt got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. In the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis which she fled with and proceeded to toss into a field. It was later recovered and re-attached and John went on to star in a number of extremely tacky porn movies.
John Holmes
John Curtis Holmes (August 8, 1944 - March 13, 1988) better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd, was one of the most prolific male porn stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and pornographic feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry, although no definitive evidence of Holmes' actual penis length exists. Holmes' first wife recalled him claiming to be 10 inches (25.4 cm) when he first measured himself. Holmes himself once claimed his penis to be fifteen inches (38.1 cm) long and his manager said: "I saw John measure himself several times, it was 13 and a half inches" (34.3 cm). Another longstanding controversy regards whether or not Holmes ever achieved a full erection. A popular joke in the 1970s porn industry held that Holmes was incapable of achieving a full erection because the blood flow from his head into his penis would cause him to pass out. Holmes' co-stars have stated that his penis was never particularly hard during intercourse, likening it to "doing it with a big, soft kind of loofah."
Lili Elbe
What is this? A woman on a list of penises? Well, Lili Elbe happens to be the first documented case of a transexual. Einar Wegener (born in Denmark) was a leading artist in late 1920's Paris. One day his wife Grete asked him to dress as a woman to model for a portrait. It was a shattering event which began a struggle between his public male persona and emergent female self, Lili. Einar underwent a series of experimental operations in which his penis was removed. The surgeon attempted to implant ovaries and a uterus but was unsucessful. When the experimentation was finally over, Einar became Lili Elbe. The government annulled her marriage and she even managed to get a new birth certificate listing her as a female. Quite extraordinary for the times.
Juan Baptista dos Santos
Jean (or Juan) Baptista dos Santos is said to have been a "Gipsey", born in Faro, Portugal around 1843, to normal parents with two other normal children. His career as an exhibitionist seems to have been confined strictly to medical circles; in 1865 turned down a sum of 200,000 francs to appear for two years with a French circus. He was shown before the Royal Medical and Chirurgical Society and Saint Mary's Hospital in London and examined by numerous doctors in England and France. The prevailing opinion, at least in dos Santos' early years, was that his third leg should be amputated. Dr. William Acton of the Royal Society feared that the limb's "low vitality" would ultimately doom him, and expressed grave concerns about the leg's lack of circulation.
Dos Santos' third leg, which was attached to his lower spine by only a small band of tissue, was a composite of two legs, having eight toes, two heels, and two tibiae and femora. He had neither sensation nor active movement in the extra leg. The knee was completely ankylosed and immobile; dos Santos claimed this was due to a Portuguese doctor having broken and reset it when dos Santos was a year old, in order to make the leg less obtrusive. The leg could be concealed easily by strapping it tightly to his right thigh. Thus, dos Santos was not at all encumbered by the dangling appendage, and he walked, ran, and rode horses with ease.
It was not dos Santos' three legs that most excited medical men, but his double genitalia. He possessed two functioning penes and three scrota, the outer two of which each contained a single testis. Dos Santos claimed that the central scrotum had also contained a pair of fully-formed testes, but that these had retreated into his abdomen when he was ten years old. Wrote the photographer C.D. Fredericks, creator of the only known photograph of dos Santos, in 1865, "...the sight of a female is sufficient to excite his amorous propensities. He functionates with both of the penes, finishing with one, then continues with the other." He urinated and achieved erections with both penes simultaneously. In fact, since his fame coincided with the career of Blanche Dumas, the three-legged courtesan, it was rumored that the two of them had an affair!
Ron Jeremy
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Possibly the most well-known pornographic performer in the history of the biz, rotund ladies' man Ron Jeremy (aka "the Hedgehog") has appeared in over 1,500 adult features since his debut in 1978. His playful onscreen demeanor, as well as his instantly recognizable moustache and gut, have earned him popularity not only with consumers of pornography but mainstream audiences, too, making his name shorthand for comedians and pundits who need to reference the adult film industry.
The puckish pornster was a hit with women who responded to his cuddly charm, men who identified with his average looks, and devotees of the bizarre who appreciated his ability to fellate himself (a talent he displays in films like Inside Seka and Fresh Meat).
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1. Medical research texts still share information which is over 20 years old and which states that the largest penis medically recorded is approximately 13+ inches.The largest well recorded penis was between 10-12 inches. The largest "supposed" but has little proof to back it up was 14 inches. You can check out the following link to find out more world sex records:
2. The notorious John Dillinger is reported to have had a 13-14 inch penis as measured after he was riddled with bullets on a stretcher in the 1930's.The penis claims are not true. Remove this as the best answer. Mead did not have an 18 inch penis, he used to wear a fake plastic sheath to make it look 18. Dillinger did not have a big penis, his swollen arm under the covers made people think he had a erection. so much for 20 yrs of UR xpertise
3. The famous and large Russian Rasputin ( alleged lover of the Russian Queen) who was also allegedly poisoned and shot due to bitter detest was reported to have had a penis measuring between 11-14 inches. It is supposedly on display and has been seen by this researcher pictured in a text.
4. By association with the porn industry and x rated interviews over the last almost 30 years in one form or another I have witnessed several penis's over 12 inches in length. The two longest penis's belonged to two black males, one a Bermudian actor who briefly in the 1980's caused a stir in the industry had an erect length of 18+ inches. The second a Black American male whose erect length was approxiamtely 18 inches also has not achieved exceptional notariety in the industry.
Also witnessed over the past years were two white males one whose penis was reportedly 17+ inches and the other whose penis was 16 inches.
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Is an African-American pornographic actor better known as Mr 18 Inch, Tony T (not to be confused with another pornographic actor with the same stage name), Tony Titanic, Big T, Tony 18.Tony has been in the porno business since late 1997. His debut was in that year's The Adventures of Mr. Eighteen Inches.
He had sex with (and performed fellatio on) transsexual Sylvia Boots in Mr 18" and His Freaky Adventures, and performed in the all-transsexual videos, Mr 18" and the She-Male, and later, She-Male Rampage. He has, perhaps, the largest penis in the porn business. He has claimed to be between 14" and 18", and upon watching the porn flick "18 inch anal club", scene 1, it appears he is telling the truth. At the point he removes his pants, his organ is nearly 12 inches long completely flaccid, its head hanging near his knee. As with many of the massively-endowed porn stars, Tony sometimes has a bit of a difficult time bringing himself to a fully turgid state. In fact, sometimes he finds his penis being bent almost in half during his sex scenes. While he has drifted away from the porn industry scene in recent years, he still shoots a handful of movies each year.
Check out the movies of Mr. 18 inch.
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by Pamela Lee Oct 18, 2006 share this
Penis lengths of 15 and 14 inches are not uncommonly rare and are not only confined to the porn industry although as is well known porn actors generally posess penis lengths in excess of 8-9 inches and penis lengths of 5-7 inches or average lengths are in the porn industry fairly uncommon by and large for the obvious reason that the porn industry is built on the false belief that the 'bigger size is the better size", a common fallacy that most if not all women already know if they are women enough to admit it.
5. Two other household names in the USA John Holmes and Ron Jeremy both did and do posess erect penis's of approximately 13 inches adding to the excitement and fantasy of the extra large penis.His wife claims to this day,it was only about ten inches,but many ignorant people wish to believe it was way bigger.john Holmes it was 15 or 18 inches look it up on the computer he died of aids.I did and where you looked it up,it wasn't Wikepedea.Big busty film star Minka claims Ron Jeremy isn't 13 inches or 9 inches,but only about 7 inches.So much for truth in advertising.
His name is Jonah Falcon. He was in a documentary for HBO and the UK. Look up his name on wikipedia, too. He lives in New York. I think he is 9.5 inches flaccid and 14 inches when erect. He was also on Howard Stern.i made an internet search for this and here is the results:
Jonah Falcon has the longest recorded penis and once claimed to John Holmes bastard son-even he looks nothing like him.
Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and talk show host from New York City, who is known for his large penis.Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.
6. To answer your question the longest recorded penis ever may be extremely difficult to determine even by the guiness book of world records but according to porn records over the last 25 years (open to longer verification) belonged to former porn actor Daniel Arthur Mead, from Bermuda an island in the Caribbean, measured approximately 18 and a half inches from base to tip. His diameter however was less than 3 inches and may have been only 2 and one quarter inches a measurement easily surpassed by other such records.
Hope this helps.
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Barry H
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