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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The Great Black Dick Hoax
White men are taking over in the Big Cock department.The modern white male has an advanced diet,superior lifestyle and more evolved cock now than even the black man.Show some respect.Not all big cocked men are black-believe or not-most black men have the average 5 to 6 inches and the very load mouthed blacks claiming to be big,mostlikey,not always have tiny ones.
The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the history of mankind. Last Thursday, all the blacks started spreading the myth that they have the biggest dicks around and are therefore better than your average white man. As we, the good editors at Encyclopedia Dramatica will establish, this is complete bullshit.
Contents
[hide]
• 1 Greatest Hoax Ever?
• 2 The Perfect Scam
• 3 Evidence
• 4 Reasons Why
• 5 The Nigger Reaction
• 6 Gallery
• 7 See Also
Greatest Hoax Ever?
Look at her face--she's trying to tell you.
Science never lies.
Exhibit A: Porn often lies, a lot...
This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. The idea that blacks have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out-ranks religion in our increasingly atheistic world. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV –who are a bunch of total aceholes trying to brainwash young America and forget that they actually a network to videos on and other pop culture outlets, it has left a lasting scar on the American conscience and has been mistakenly established as fact.
The Perfect Scam
The retarded blaclk males are surprisingly crafty about this entire scam, showing an animal cunning. They realize that they are a small enough minority that only the filthiest slut or the most experienced prostitute could possibly fuck enough to get an accurate sense the actual size of the r dick. This means that the dicks depicted in the fake pornography detailed in Exhibit A provide the most common object of reference for whites' perceptions of white dick, allowing any given white to claim to have the biggest dick in town and fuck any trailer trash jailbait slut he wants to.
Evidence
The only evidence blacks cite is pornography that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see from Exhibit A, these seemingly massive members are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material.
Furthermore, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim to have, then they would end up killing the women they rape, guro-style. We know there some those few blacks love raping women, but they always get testified against. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be nothing but womanpaste smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would ever learn of or know about the rape- because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more. QED.
Reasons Why
The #1 middle aged white female fantasy
You might ask yourself: "Why would a seemingly perfectly friendly black male be involved in such an elaborate scam?" The reasons are numerous, but three prevail:
1. Niggers realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (obviously, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as those of other men)
2. To get all the pussy they can handle and more.
3. White men, suffering for years of liberal guilt that black people are equal but still get disgusted when a perfectly normal interracial couple shows themselves in public without being in the circus tent where they belong, feel it's only best to frighten other white people by reintroducing that black men are freaks of nature. So get a grill sporting, muscular, ape-like black man, put a huge cock on him, and pair him up with an innocent, lily-white piece of purity, and you got yourself racist fap material for the insecure masses. Like rap music, spooks are too stupid to figure out that they are being trolled, and fills them with even more self-righteousness, furthering their fail in society.
The Nigger Reaction
“
Pasty racist fucks all over have exaggerated the whole big dick thing into “black men have GINORMOUS six-foot long dicks.” They claim that black claim this, but they’re wrong and that shit is stupid because no men of ANY race has ginormous six-foot long dicks. The fact is simply that the average black dick size is bigger than the average white dick size, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, and if the pasty white asshole eaters don’t like it then TOO FUCKING BAD, because that’s just the way it is. They’d be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they dwell on black men and their dicks. Good grief. „
—Charlie Brown
Naturally when coming upon this page the average nigger is utterly outraged that white people have uncovered their greatest secret. Such was the case of BiggerThanUrs. In case his username did not give it away, BiggerThanUrs has a clear case of penis envy.
What could have been a very funny revision of this page was sadly killed by the fact BiggerThanUrs had a deep obsession with other black mens' dicks, thus turning his version of the page into a display of faggotry that could easily compete with Exhibits A-D. BiggerThanUrs' userpage is presently smothered in ED: {{dongs}}.
Gallery
15" black AFRICAN DICK? Bullshit.
Tiny black cock, episode 1
Tiny black cock, episode 2
Tiny black cock, episode 3: Asians defeat blacks
Tiny black cock, episode 4
Tiny black cock, episode 5
See Also
• Micropenis
• Pornography
• DOUBLE NIGGER, which does not refer to a nigger with a doubly-large dick
The Great Black Dick Hoax is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻
[Fried Chicken]
Places Africa ♠ Atlanta ♠ Djibouti ♠ Egypt ♠ E.S. Nigger Brown Stand ♠ Gambia ♠ The Ghetto ♠ Guam ♠ Habbo Hotel ♠ Kenya ♠ Liberia ♠ Maryland ♠ Mozambique ♠ Nawlins ♠ Republic of Sierra Leone ♠ Somalia ♠ South Africa ♠ Sudan ♠ twitter ♠ Washington, DC ♠ Zimbabwe ♠
Personas Aboriginal ♠ Chav ♠ Black ♠ Black Chicks ♠ Nigra ♠ Sparkling Wiggles ♠ Wigger ♠
People Afroduck ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ BANGS ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ BLACKMAN ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ C-NOTE ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ The Crackhead ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ Dramasetter ♠Fresh Prince ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ Martin Luther King ♠ Michael Vick ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Mr. T ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Obama ♠ Oprah ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ The Trashman ♠ Valis77 ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠
Parlance BOOYA! ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ "George Bush doesn't care about black people." ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Read a Book ♠ Smell yo dick ♠
Passtimes 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick, Niggercock) ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Rap ♠ Technology ♠ Voodoo ♠ Watermelonz ♠
Past BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Bix Nood ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) ♠ Wacko Jacko ♠
Present AIDS ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Culexor ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Jena Six ♠ P.A. Palace
Enemies Epic Beard Man ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Racists ♠ The KKK ♠ Kramer ♠ The Police ♠ White People ♠
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Noun
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1. (idiomatic, slang, LGBT) (sometimes pejorative) A homosexual male or heterosexual male or female who is attracted to men with larger than average penises.
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The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the history of mankind. Last Thursday, all the blacks started spreading the myth that they have the biggest dicks around and are therefore better than your average white man. As we, the good editors at Encyclopedia Dramatica will establish, this is complete bullshit.
Contents
[hide]
• 1 Greatest Hoax Ever?
• 2 The Perfect Scam
• 3 Evidence
• 4 Reasons Why
• 5 The Nigger Reaction
• 6 Gallery
• 7 See Also
Greatest Hoax Ever?
Look at her face--she's trying to tell you.
Science never lies.
Exhibit A: Porn often lies, a lot...
This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. The idea that blacks have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out-ranks religion in our increasingly atheistic world. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV –who are a bunch of total aceholes trying to brainwash young America and forget that they actually a network to videos on and other pop culture outlets, it has left a lasting scar on the American conscience and has been mistakenly established as fact.
The Perfect Scam
The retarded blaclk males are surprisingly crafty about this entire scam, showing an animal cunning. They realize that they are a small enough minority that only the filthiest slut or the most experienced prostitute could possibly fuck enough to get an accurate sense the actual size of the r dick. This means that the dicks depicted in the fake pornography detailed in Exhibit A provide the most common object of reference for whites' perceptions of white dick, allowing any given white to claim to have the biggest dick in town and fuck any trailer trash jailbait slut he wants to.
Evidence
The only evidence blacks cite is pornography that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see from Exhibit A, these seemingly massive members are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material.
Furthermore, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim to have, then they would end up killing the women they rape, guro-style. We know there some those few blacks love raping women, but they always get testified against. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be nothing but womanpaste smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would ever learn of or know about the rape- because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more. QED.
Reasons Why
The #1 middle aged white female fantasy
You might ask yourself: "Why would a seemingly perfectly friendly black male be involved in such an elaborate scam?" The reasons are numerous, but three prevail:
1. Niggers realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (obviously, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as those of other men)
2. To get all the pussy they can handle and more.
3. White men, suffering for years of liberal guilt that black people are equal but still get disgusted when a perfectly normal interracial couple shows themselves in public without being in the circus tent where they belong, feel it's only best to frighten other white people by reintroducing that black men are freaks of nature. So get a grill sporting, muscular, ape-like black man, put a huge cock on him, and pair him up with an innocent, lily-white piece of purity, and you got yourself racist fap material for the insecure masses. Like rap music, spooks are too stupid to figure out that they are being trolled, and fills them with even more self-righteousness, furthering their fail in society.
The Nigger Reaction
“
Pasty racist fucks all over have exaggerated the whole big dick thing into “black men have GINORMOUS six-foot long dicks.” They claim that black claim this, but they’re wrong and that shit is stupid because no men of ANY race has ginormous six-foot long dicks. The fact is simply that the average black dick size is bigger than the average white dick size, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, and if the pasty white asshole eaters don’t like it then TOO FUCKING BAD, because that’s just the way it is. They’d be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they dwell on black men and their dicks. Good grief. „
—Charlie Brown
Naturally when coming upon this page the average nigger is utterly outraged that white people have uncovered their greatest secret. Such was the case of BiggerThanUrs. In case his username did not give it away, BiggerThanUrs has a clear case of penis envy.
What could have been a very funny revision of this page was sadly killed by the fact BiggerThanUrs had a deep obsession with other black mens' dicks, thus turning his version of the page into a display of faggotry that could easily compete with Exhibits A-D. BiggerThanUrs' userpage is presently smothered in ED: {{dongs}}.
Gallery
15" black AFRICAN DICK? Bullshit.
Tiny black cock, episode 1
Tiny black cock, episode 2
Tiny black cock, episode 3: Asians defeat blacks
Tiny black cock, episode 4
Tiny black cock, episode 5
See Also
• Micropenis
• Pornography
• DOUBLE NIGGER, which does not refer to a nigger with a doubly-large dick
The Great Black Dick Hoax is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻
[Fried Chicken]
Places Africa ♠ Atlanta ♠ Djibouti ♠ Egypt ♠ E.S. Nigger Brown Stand ♠ Gambia ♠ The Ghetto ♠ Guam ♠ Habbo Hotel ♠ Kenya ♠ Liberia ♠ Maryland ♠ Mozambique ♠ Nawlins ♠ Republic of Sierra Leone ♠ Somalia ♠ South Africa ♠ Sudan ♠ twitter ♠ Washington, DC ♠ Zimbabwe ♠
Personas Aboriginal ♠ Chav ♠ Black ♠ Black Chicks ♠ Nigra ♠ Sparkling Wiggles ♠ Wigger ♠
People Afroduck ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ BANGS ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ BLACKMAN ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ C-NOTE ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ The Crackhead ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ Dramasetter ♠Fresh Prince ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ Martin Luther King ♠ Michael Vick ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Mr. T ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Obama ♠ Oprah ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ The Trashman ♠ Valis77 ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠
Parlance BOOYA! ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ "George Bush doesn't care about black people." ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Read a Book ♠ Smell yo dick ♠
Passtimes 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick, Niggercock) ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Rap ♠ Technology ♠ Voodoo ♠ Watermelonz ♠
Past BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Bix Nood ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) ♠ Wacko Jacko ♠
Present AIDS ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Culexor ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Jena Six ♠ P.A. Palace
Enemies Epic Beard Man ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Racists ♠ The KKK ♠ Kramer ♠ The Police ♠ White People ♠
The Great Black Dick Hoax
is part of a series on Sex
[FETISHES]
[ANATOMY]
[DRAMA]
[MEMES]
[SHAME]
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Noun
Singular size queen
Plural size queens
size queen (plural size queens)
1. (idiomatic, slang, LGBT) (sometimes pejorative) A homosexual male or heterosexual male or female who is attracted to men with larger than average penises.
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Friday, April 9, 2010
THE ARABIC JELQ
THE ARABIC JELQ
THE ARABIC JELQ
The nationality known most for their genital greatness belongs to the Arabs, who still to this day practice a form of manual Phallic Cultivation. From early childhood on, Arab men rub the penis long and energetically to increase its size and strength.
When an Arab boy reaches the age of six, he begins the early stages of Phallic Cultivation. His father teaches him how to slowly stroke his penis from bottom to top. This practice progressively lengthens and enlarges the organ. The boy performs this ritual every day for thirty minutes.
If the boy belongs to a wealthy family, they will send him to an establishment called the Mehbil. This is a sort of health-club/gymnasium. There, the boy is stripped nude by an attendant and has his penis massaged with a special oil preparation. This relaxes his muscles and brings him to a high degree of sexual stimulation.
19th Century English Explorer Sir Richard Burton made many erotic investigations in the Middle East. He wrote in his memoirs of the differences between the "pure" Arab and the African-Arab:
"There is a great distinction between Arabian and African Arabs, as proven by their penis. The Arabian Arab, being of pure blood, has a very small member. The African Arab on the other hand is long, thick, and flabby. According to my measurements, the penis of the Arab has an average length when in erection of seven and one/half inches by one and one/half or two inches in diameter; but I have often found a penis measuring eight to ten inches in length by two or two and one/half inches in diameter. The organ then becomes a kind of pole... a Hindu female of the class called "Hare Woman" would shriek from it in terror, and it would produce serious mischief in the rectum of any poor wretch who consented to suffer its terrible attacks. With such a weapon does the Arab seek anal-intercourse... age or sex makes no difference to him".
In the 1970's, a magazine article was published which told how a well-known and successful American body builder was embarassed by his small penis size when stripping in front of others. He hired one of those Arabic attendants who worked in the Mehbil to assist him in a Penis Growth workout. The Arab told the body builder it was quite simple to achieve size increase with Manual Penis Stimulation. Since the body oil used on young Arab boys was not available in the United States, the Arab concocted a new formula to take its place. The "recipe" for this special Stimulator formula is taken directly from the article:
"Into a quart-size jar of Mayonnaise (making sure it is pure mayonnaise and not salad dressing) stir a heaping tablespoon of White or Yellow Corn Meal. Mix it well. Now protect your hair with a rubber bath cap and apply the mixture liberally, beginning with your face and neck. Then coat your chest, arms and back. Work down until even your feet and toes are covered. Then stand in your tub or shower stall on a corrugated rubber mat so that you do not slide and slip.
Avoiding the direct spray, turn your shower on 'hot' and rub the mixture well into your skin. You may use a washcloth to scrub your face and neck. Then after a few minutes of steam turn the shower to 'warm', step under and rinse yourself well. Soap? Forget it!
Right away you will experience a tingling glow. The skin soon acquires a very beautiful, rich, satiny finish from these treatments, and you will feel uplifted as though on a high plateau totally removed from the world around you. Nervous tension vanishes as your body becomes completely relaxed.
The bodybuilder applied this mixture to his body and 'jelqed' five days a week for several months. The end result? Those fortunate to know him intimately testified that when erect he was a full eleven inches in length and just under three inches in diameter!
(** We're not suggesting that you create a batch of this ointment and apply it all over your body. We include it here strictly for informational purposes to our readers. You're certainly welcome to try it if you like, but be forewarned.. it's extremely messy!!)
The nationality known most for their genital greatness belongs to the Arabs, who still to this day practice a form of manual Phallic Cultivation. From early childhood on, Arab men rub the penis long and energetically to increase its size and strength.
When an Arab boy reaches the age of six, he begins the early stages of Phallic Cultivation. His father teaches him how to slowly stroke his penis from bottom to top. This practice progressively lengthens and enlarges the organ. The boy performs this ritual every day for thirty minutes.
If the boy belongs to a wealthy family, they will send him to an establishment called the Mehbil. This is a sort of health-club/gymnasium. There, the boy is stripped nude by an attendant and has his penis massaged with a special oil preparation. This relaxes his muscles and brings him to a high degree of sexual stimulation.
19th Century English Explorer Sir Richard Burton made many erotic investigations in the Middle East. He wrote in his memoirs of the differences between the "pure" Arab and the African-Arab:
"There is a great distinction between Arabian and African Arabs, as proven by their penis. The Arabian Arab, being of pure blood, has a very small member. The African Arab on the other hand is long, thick, and flabby. According to my measurements, the penis of the Arab has an average length when in erection of seven and one/half inches by one and one/half or two inches in diameter; but I have often found a penis measuring eight to ten inches in length by two or two and one/half inches in diameter. The organ then becomes a kind of pole... a Hindu female of the class called "Hare Woman" would shriek from it in terror, and it would produce serious mischief in the rectum of any poor wretch who consented to suffer its terrible attacks. With such a weapon does the Arab seek anal-intercourse... age or sex makes no difference to him".
In the 1970's, a magazine article was published which told how a well-known and successful American body builder was embarassed by his small penis size when stripping in front of others. He hired one of those Arabic attendants who worked in the Mehbil to assist him in a Penis Growth workout. The Arab told the body builder it was quite simple to achieve size increase with Manual Penis Stimulation. Since the body oil used on young Arab boys was not available in the United States, the Arab concocted a new formula to take its place. The "recipe" for this special Stimulator formula is taken directly from the article:
"Into a quart-size jar of Mayonnaise (making sure it is pure mayonnaise and not salad dressing) stir a heaping tablespoon of White or Yellow Corn Meal. Mix it well. Now protect your hair with a rubber bath cap and apply the mixture liberally, beginning with your face and neck. Then coat your chest, arms and back. Work down until even your feet and toes are covered. Then stand in your tub or shower stall on a corrugated rubber mat so that you do not slide and slip.
Avoiding the direct spray, turn your shower on 'hot' and rub the mixture well into your skin. You may use a washcloth to scrub your face and neck. Then after a few minutes of steam turn the shower to 'warm', step under and rinse yourself well. Soap? Forget it!
Right away you will experience a tingling glow. The skin soon acquires a very beautiful, rich, satiny finish from these treatments, and you will feel uplifted as though on a high plateau totally removed from the world around you. Nervous tension vanishes as your body becomes completely relaxed.
The bodybuilder applied this mixture to his body and 'jelqed' five days a week for several months. The end result? Those fortunate to know him intimately testified that when erect he was a full eleven inches in length and just under three inches in diameter!
(** We're not suggesting that you create a batch of this ointment
THE ARABIC JELQ
The nationality known most for their genital greatness belongs to the Arabs, who still to this day practice a form of manual Phallic Cultivation. From early childhood on, Arab men rub the penis long and energetically to increase its size and strength.
When an Arab boy reaches the age of six, he begins the early stages of Phallic Cultivation. His father teaches him how to slowly stroke his penis from bottom to top. This practice progressively lengthens and enlarges the organ. The boy performs this ritual every day for thirty minutes.
If the boy belongs to a wealthy family, they will send him to an establishment called the Mehbil. This is a sort of health-club/gymnasium. There, the boy is stripped nude by an attendant and has his penis massaged with a special oil preparation. This relaxes his muscles and brings him to a high degree of sexual stimulation.
19th Century English Explorer Sir Richard Burton made many erotic investigations in the Middle East. He wrote in his memoirs of the differences between the "pure" Arab and the African-Arab:
"There is a great distinction between Arabian and African Arabs, as proven by their penis. The Arabian Arab, being of pure blood, has a very small member. The African Arab on the other hand is long, thick, and flabby. According to my measurements, the penis of the Arab has an average length when in erection of seven and one/half inches by one and one/half or two inches in diameter; but I have often found a penis measuring eight to ten inches in length by two or two and one/half inches in diameter. The organ then becomes a kind of pole... a Hindu female of the class called "Hare Woman" would shriek from it in terror, and it would produce serious mischief in the rectum of any poor wretch who consented to suffer its terrible attacks. With such a weapon does the Arab seek anal-intercourse... age or sex makes no difference to him".
In the 1970's, a magazine article was published which told how a well-known and successful American body builder was embarassed by his small penis size when stripping in front of others. He hired one of those Arabic attendants who worked in the Mehbil to assist him in a Penis Growth workout. The Arab told the body builder it was quite simple to achieve size increase with Manual Penis Stimulation. Since the body oil used on young Arab boys was not available in the United States, the Arab concocted a new formula to take its place. The "recipe" for this special Stimulator formula is taken directly from the article:
"Into a quart-size jar of Mayonnaise (making sure it is pure mayonnaise and not salad dressing) stir a heaping tablespoon of White or Yellow Corn Meal. Mix it well. Now protect your hair with a rubber bath cap and apply the mixture liberally, beginning with your face and neck. Then coat your chest, arms and back. Work down until even your feet and toes are covered. Then stand in your tub or shower stall on a corrugated rubber mat so that you do not slide and slip.
Avoiding the direct spray, turn your shower on 'hot' and rub the mixture well into your skin. You may use a washcloth to scrub your face and neck. Then after a few minutes of steam turn the shower to 'warm', step under and rinse yourself well. Soap? Forget it!
Right away you will experience a tingling glow. The skin soon acquires a very beautiful, rich, satiny finish from these treatments, and you will feel uplifted as though on a high plateau totally removed from the world around you. Nervous tension vanishes as your body becomes completely relaxed.
The bodybuilder applied this mixture to his body and 'jelqed' five days a week for several months. The end result? Those fortunate to know him intimately testified that when erect he was a full eleven inches in length and just under three inches in diameter!
(** We're not suggesting that you create a batch of this ointment and apply it all over your body. We include it here strictly for informational purposes to our readers. You're certainly welcome to try it if you like, but be forewarned.. it's extremely messy!!)
The nationality known most for their genital greatness belongs to the Arabs, who still to this day practice a form of manual Phallic Cultivation. From early childhood on, Arab men rub the penis long and energetically to increase its size and strength.
When an Arab boy reaches the age of six, he begins the early stages of Phallic Cultivation. His father teaches him how to slowly stroke his penis from bottom to top. This practice progressively lengthens and enlarges the organ. The boy performs this ritual every day for thirty minutes.
If the boy belongs to a wealthy family, they will send him to an establishment called the Mehbil. This is a sort of health-club/gymnasium. There, the boy is stripped nude by an attendant and has his penis massaged with a special oil preparation. This relaxes his muscles and brings him to a high degree of sexual stimulation.
19th Century English Explorer Sir Richard Burton made many erotic investigations in the Middle East. He wrote in his memoirs of the differences between the "pure" Arab and the African-Arab:
"There is a great distinction between Arabian and African Arabs, as proven by their penis. The Arabian Arab, being of pure blood, has a very small member. The African Arab on the other hand is long, thick, and flabby. According to my measurements, the penis of the Arab has an average length when in erection of seven and one/half inches by one and one/half or two inches in diameter; but I have often found a penis measuring eight to ten inches in length by two or two and one/half inches in diameter. The organ then becomes a kind of pole... a Hindu female of the class called "Hare Woman" would shriek from it in terror, and it would produce serious mischief in the rectum of any poor wretch who consented to suffer its terrible attacks. With such a weapon does the Arab seek anal-intercourse... age or sex makes no difference to him".
In the 1970's, a magazine article was published which told how a well-known and successful American body builder was embarassed by his small penis size when stripping in front of others. He hired one of those Arabic attendants who worked in the Mehbil to assist him in a Penis Growth workout. The Arab told the body builder it was quite simple to achieve size increase with Manual Penis Stimulation. Since the body oil used on young Arab boys was not available in the United States, the Arab concocted a new formula to take its place. The "recipe" for this special Stimulator formula is taken directly from the article:
"Into a quart-size jar of Mayonnaise (making sure it is pure mayonnaise and not salad dressing) stir a heaping tablespoon of White or Yellow Corn Meal. Mix it well. Now protect your hair with a rubber bath cap and apply the mixture liberally, beginning with your face and neck. Then coat your chest, arms and back. Work down until even your feet and toes are covered. Then stand in your tub or shower stall on a corrugated rubber mat so that you do not slide and slip.
Avoiding the direct spray, turn your shower on 'hot' and rub the mixture well into your skin. You may use a washcloth to scrub your face and neck. Then after a few minutes of steam turn the shower to 'warm', step under and rinse yourself well. Soap? Forget it!
Right away you will experience a tingling glow. The skin soon acquires a very beautiful, rich, satiny finish from these treatments, and you will feel uplifted as though on a high plateau totally removed from the world around you. Nervous tension vanishes as your body becomes completely relaxed.
The bodybuilder applied this mixture to his body and 'jelqed' five days a week for several months. The end result? Those fortunate to know him intimately testified that when erect he was a full eleven inches in length and just under three inches in diameter!
(** We're not suggesting that you create a batch of this ointment
"Penis myths"
"Penis myths"
One common myth needs to be put to rest:
penis size is almost entirely unrelated to height;
hand, feet or nose size;
or any of the other things you might have heard.
Penis size just like a person's ears size --
There are many very tall men with small ears and very short men with enormous ears.
In reality, penis size is even less related to height than ears are.
Size is determined purely by individual hereditary factors.
But Exercise Creates all.
Proper blood circulation is VITAL to proper penile health and ability. After several week you will start to see and feel much difference in the way your penis hangs
and feels when erect.
You will be improving nerve and tissue health which will add more sensation and feeling during intercourse, ROCK HARD erections will happen almost anytime.
Thorough exercise to your penis will also develop a very "muscular" look, surely standing out among any average penis That's what we call REAL penis enlargement.
Watch your head swell.. heightened sensitivity and sensation due to increased blood circulation and capacity of the erectile tissue and head.
92% of all men need help where penis size, endurance, health, and functional ability are concerned.
Have the will and the desire, and we can help you and each other reach our goals. We are here for each other. All of us can add more size, strength and stamina where it counts if we work hard and push each other.
Grow any man�s penis 1 to 3", as well as slow down premature ejaculation, Peyronies Disease, prostate problems, and Impotence.
Every man knows that there is an unbelievable amount of room for improvement in our penis', much like how we view our chest or arms.
And just as we can grow our Arms realistically. We can do the same for our penis.
Think about this.
It is expected that a man who builds his body should build all of his body parts. And when a woman sees a body builder; she automatically thinks he has this Large cock. Well some body builders do have a huge penis and those are the ones that understand; if not atleast follow a nutritional regimen as well as Excercise their penis'. And then there are the huge body builders so arrogant that they don't take the time to grow theirs cocks.. and hence u see a teeny weeny pee-pee on this well built up body.
Ever wonder why you see a skinny guy who eats a lot but remains skinny have a huge dick. It's usually because he has a fast metabolism.
He also has a high sex drive and plays with his cock.. excercising it consistently, sometimes without any knowledge of what he is doing.
And all of his eating, helps rebuild his penis since it is all that he works out.
Food for thought.
HOW DOES IT WORK??
Exercises force blood to fill all spaces within the Corpora Cavernosa, stretching and enlarging the blood spaces with every session.
This stretching tears down the Corpora Cavernosa, causing it to grow back much larger and stronger than before.
After almost 2 weeks, you will start having better and longer lasting erections and a noticeable increase in thickness due to the continuous exercise we are all doing.
After a month of joining in immediately wi
One common myth needs to be put to rest:
penis size is almost entirely unrelated to height;
hand, feet or nose size;
or any of the other things you might have heard.
Penis size just like a person's ears size --
There are many very tall men with small ears and very short men with enormous ears.
In reality, penis size is even less related to height than ears are.
Size is determined purely by individual hereditary factors.
But Exercise Creates all.
Proper blood circulation is VITAL to proper penile health and ability. After several week you will start to see and feel much difference in the way your penis hangs
and feels when erect.
You will be improving nerve and tissue health which will add more sensation and feeling during intercourse, ROCK HARD erections will happen almost anytime.
Thorough exercise to your penis will also develop a very "muscular" look, surely standing out among any average penis That's what we call REAL penis enlargement.
Watch your head swell.. heightened sensitivity and sensation due to increased blood circulation and capacity of the erectile tissue and head.
92% of all men need help where penis size, endurance, health, and functional ability are concerned.
Have the will and the desire, and we can help you and each other reach our goals. We are here for each other. All of us can add more size, strength and stamina where it counts if we work hard and push each other.
Grow any man�s penis 1 to 3", as well as slow down premature ejaculation, Peyronies Disease, prostate problems, and Impotence.
Every man knows that there is an unbelievable amount of room for improvement in our penis', much like how we view our chest or arms.
And just as we can grow our Arms realistically. We can do the same for our penis.
Think about this.
It is expected that a man who builds his body should build all of his body parts. And when a woman sees a body builder; she automatically thinks he has this Large cock. Well some body builders do have a huge penis and those are the ones that understand; if not atleast follow a nutritional regimen as well as Excercise their penis'. And then there are the huge body builders so arrogant that they don't take the time to grow theirs cocks.. and hence u see a teeny weeny pee-pee on this well built up body.
Ever wonder why you see a skinny guy who eats a lot but remains skinny have a huge dick. It's usually because he has a fast metabolism.
He also has a high sex drive and plays with his cock.. excercising it consistently, sometimes without any knowledge of what he is doing.
And all of his eating, helps rebuild his penis since it is all that he works out.
Food for thought.
HOW DOES IT WORK??
Exercises force blood to fill all spaces within the Corpora Cavernosa, stretching and enlarging the blood spaces with every session.
This stretching tears down the Corpora Cavernosa, causing it to grow back much larger and stronger than before.
After almost 2 weeks, you will start having better and longer lasting erections and a noticeable increase in thickness due to the continuous exercise we are all doing.
After a month of joining in immediately wi
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