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the biggest cock in Hollywood
The Largest Penises in Hollywood
By Erin Donnelly
Published: Thursday, February 14, 2008 - 19:01

Since a male full-frontal nude scene happens, oh, every five years or so, it’s a little difficult to determine how male celebrities “measure up” against each other. Luckily, the randy reputations of the superstars below precede them. From Old Hollywood icons to today’s hottest actors, we’ve got the dirt on the 15 fellas who are famed for “going the distance.”

The Largest Penises in Hollywood #1: Daniel Craig

This just in: Daniel Craig has a large penis. Just ask Judi Dench.

The distinguished Dame Dench offered this not-so-distinguished quote after catching an eyeful of her Casino Royale co-star’s, er, “License to Kill” thanks to a conveniently placed trailer opposite his: "It’s an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How uncouth of me!"

Craig’s snug bathing suit scene should also eliminate any doubt that he’s more of a 009 (at least) than a 007, don’t you think?
Gary Cooper.
Freddy Franks-

Freddy Frank is mentioned in several books by actors and agents of the 1930s-1960s, and also in several interviews given by noted celebrities of the time, such as Abbott and Costello. Frank was an extra, kept on the payroll of the studios, to perform sexual services to starlets and more than a few female stars of the era. He also was known for serving as a waiter at many hollywood dinner parties where the hosts would set up a "gag" on unsuspecting guests. Frank would serve a salad bowl, with a hole cut in the bottom, and he would carry the bowl at below his waist and offer "salad" to an unsuspecting, usually young and new to hollywood, female guest. Frank would have inserted his limp penis in the hole in the bottom of the bowl and his limp penis would be in the bottom of the hole. When the unsuspecting starlet used the tongs Franks provided for the lady to serve herself salad, she would invariably find that her tongs came out with his penis and it was shocking to her and a laugh all around for most of the guests who were in on the gag, many of whom had previously had the gag performed on them. This gag was also recreated for the 1984 film "Bachelor Party" which was a very early comedic film staring Tom Hanks.
In the film, the waiter is serving hotdogs instead of salad, and the lady asks if they have any foot longs and the waiter answers, "yes, and then some"...and she won't let go of his penis with the tongs when she realizes what she had found...poor slapstick but it was based on real life incidents invoving Franks.
Also, Franks was in several movies as an actor with the great actor Errol Flynn. Flynn had several "measuring contests" with Franks using quarters laid end to end to measure each man when their penis was laid on a bar top. Flynn was always a loser as his erect 12 quarter, hence 12" penis was always a couple of quarters shy of Franks limp penis length.
It has been reported that Flynn always made the excuse he was intoxicated and that's why he never "won". Mae West, a notorious "size queen" all her life stated she had never seen anyone like Franks and not even close. The great Milton Berle, who had the 2d biggest penis in hollywood of the time, 13.5" erect, was several times cajoled and asked to put his endowment up against Franks to settle the issue when he claimed he was the largest and Berle always declined. Franks was reported to be endowed somewhere from "more than 12 inches" to other reports stating he was "14" long fully flaccid" and his fully hard erection was widely reported to be 18" long. That is why Abbott and Costello, Mae West, and several other women of the era all repeated many times that Franks was the biggest they had seen or heard of and he was the "eighth wonder of the world".
But this not the end of the story.According our urban myth network and BS Annonymous Associates,one while Abbott and Costello were visitting Freddy Franks,in a hostel room,he displaying his freakishly huge penis to them.Budd Abbott left the room,but Lou Costello stayed behind.
Outside,Abbott began to hear his partner screamming.''wohh.Abbott.''wohh.Abbott''wohh.Abbott.It's just too big.Help.abbott.''
The guy on first.What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Budd Abbott enters the room and see's Lou Costello pantless,bent over the bed,making his weird breathing noises.hhsttnnnn,while Freddy Frank was trying to stuff his freakishly huge dong back into his pants
''Lou,what happened here?''
''I don't know.Abbott...nothing happenned here.I've just been a bad boy,thats all.''

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My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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My dick is so big the Titanic ran into it and sank.
My dick is so big, scientists think it killed off the dinosaurs.
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My dick is so big you can see your house from it.
My dick is so big it causes eclipses.
My dick is so big it made a fortune in real estate before it was 30.
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My dick is so big NASA still hasn't fully mapped its surface.
My dick is so big the Amazon detours around it.
My dick is so big I have an overpass in my pants.
My dick is so big my balls have never seen the sky.
My dick is so big it has its own two-party system. All the candidates suck.
My dick is so big I have to establish a base camp before sex.
My dick is so big my grandmother knits it sweaters.
My dick is so big, the homeless sleep under it.
My dick is so big it has its own zip code.
My dick is so big it produces its own local weather.
My dick is so big they've had to divide up the compass with, North, South, East, West and My Dick.
My dick can be used as a flotation device in the highly unlikely event of a water landing.
My dick is so big that once I got it stuck in my zipper and didn't even scream till I finally felt it two days later.
My dick is so big, the Patriots acquired it to play football-next year, it'll be the entire front line.
My dick is so big that there're currently a bunch of biologists filming a documentary on its untamed inhabitants.
My dick is so big, while I'm eating peanuts way back in Coach, he's up in the big chair, talking to the tower; getting clearance to land; flying the plane.
My dick can look directly into a second-story window. Flat-footed.
My dick never has to audition for the part.
My dick is so big, it was recently declared a Wilderness Preserve dedicated to the re-introduction of my dick into the wild.
My dick is so big, Austrailian Aboriginals revere it as their 'New Uluru'.
My dick is so big, certain parts of it sell alcohol; certain parts of it don't.
My dick is so big it can't take the Panama Canal, but must sail all the way around the tip of South America.
My dick is so big that European pranksters show up every night; stomping around all over it making fake crop circles.
My dick has fiber optics.
My dick is so big that if I accidentally trip over it, it takes 2-3 days just to hit the ground.
My dick is so big that if it were a boat, there'd be no such thing as adequate scope for safe anchoring.
My dick is so big its own gravity'll soon capture the Moon.
My dick is so big it bullies all the smaller dicks out of their lunch money.
My dick is so big that its flight is impossible without the aid of rising thermal updrafts.
My dick is so big that Hannibal tried to ride it across the Himalayas.
My dick is so big that my urologist is quadruplets.
My dick is so big it's decided on a career in Law.
My dick is so big, it might attract an IRS tax audit.
My dick is so big, even Evel Knievel couldn't jump it on his Rocketbike.
My dick has hosted Saturday Night Live-TWICE!
My dick is so big; like the Louvre or Disneyworld; you really can't see it all in one day…
My dick is so big, visitors at the zoo buy bags of peanuts to stuff up it.
My dick is so big its considered a load-bearing member.
My dick is so big that just keeping it painted is an unending chore.
My dick is so big, lots of people think we're brothers.
My dick is so big, the DMV is requiring me to obtain a Class B license.
My dick is so big that its conjoined twin was born with just a head and one tiny, misshapen hand.
My dick is so big the Coast Guard recently installed a 10 million candlepower searchlight at the tip.
My dick is so big it changed its name to an unpronounceable symbol formerly known as Dick.
My dick is so big that from the tip, everybody down there looks like teeny-tiny little ants.
My dick is so big it scared early mapmakers who depicted it as a sea monster.
My dick is so big; if it was a Pilgrim, it would've come to America on the Nina, the Pinta AND the Santa Maria.
My dick is so big it could've fed the entire Donner Party-for two winters!
My dick is so big, it takes two days and a good packmule to get up to the tip.
My dick requires backcountry permits for all overnight hikes.
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My dick is so big, it may've already been assimilated by the Borg.
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My dick is so big, all the smaller dicks roll over, showing their bellies in submission.
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My dick is so big, at first I thought it was using steroids to bulk up, but then I saw my dick's dick and IT WAS HUGE, TOO!
My dick is so big,it takes 1 ½ miles to make a 90 degree turn.
My dick and Las Vegas, NV create the exact same size carbon footprint.
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My dick is so big, its always cool in the winter, warm in the summer.
My dick is so big, I have to bus in day laborers just to fidgit with my balls.
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My dick is so big it doesn't ship to AK or HI.
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My dick is so big the Eskimos have over 40 unique words that mean 'my dick'.
My dick is so big, I'm already banging my next girlfriend's best friend.
My dick is so big, it pilots its own Gulfstream Jet.
My dick is so big, as soon as its won the superbowl; its ALREADY AT Disneyland!
My dick is so big, if you climbed to the tip, you could see your house from there.
My dick is so big that Verizon's leasing space at the tip for a cellphone tower.
My dick is so big it has a four-lane bowling alley.
My dick is so big I gotta use binoculars to just to make sure that ain't no man down there sucking it.
My dick is so big it was mistakenly claimed for Spain by de Portola in 1629.
My dick is so big, if Hillary beats it in the primaries, she'll likely win the Presidency.
My dick is so big, it takes large prey items that may require weeks to move through its digestive tract.
My dick is so big you'd better just get the Cliff's Notes version.
My dick is so big, visitors are delighted with its scenic beauty as well as the deluxe accomodations, snack bar and pro-shop.
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My dick is the only line drawing on the Nazca Plain in Peru that you can really see from space.
My dick is so big, students will need a calculator with scientific notation.
My dick is so big, it was a Varsity starter in all three sports since Freshman year!
My dick is so big it subconsciously ducks its head just a little bit every time I walk thru a doorway.
My dick's so big; in the playground, it could either teeter OR totter-but never reallly teeter-totter.
My dick once blacked-out the entire Western US electrical grid, just using the blow dryer.
My dick is so big, whenever there's a report of a huge dick jam, it'll usually be the dick at fault.
My dick is so big, novice divers should be reminded to pressure-equalize their ears several times on the way down.
My dick is so big, its only natural that it would experience its fair share of cattle mutilations and ghost ships.
My dick is so big it lacks the agility to dodge the spinning propeller blades; it bears the wounds from encounters with several careless boaters.
My dick needs to double its springtime weight; packing on fat in order to survive the long winter ahead.
My dick is so big, Steve Irwin once lasso'd it with a top-jaw rope.
My dick's so big, it can sit in the front row at Sea World and Shamu doesn't dare splash it.
My dick is slated to host the 2016 Summer Olympics.
My dick is so big, they won't let it ride ANY of the 'coasters at Six Flags.
My dick's so big, it'll be presenting a fireworks extravaganza after the show.
My dick is so big, rising fuel costs have forced it to cancel its summer travel plans.
My dick is so big it needs those specially fitted orthopedic shoes.
My dick is so big it periodically sheds its skin. Got enough last month to make a pair of motorcycle boots, three wallets and this belt.
My dick golfs with the mayor.
My dick is so big it must signal with three long horn blasts before making sternway.
My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.
My dick blows out the candles no matter who's birthday it is.
My dick is so big, even after 101 jokes, its still pretty funny.
My dick is so big, they had to use bolt cutters for my vasectomy.

My dick is so big, my bed is equipped with airbags.

My dick is so big, I have to set up orange traffic cones when I take a piss outside.

My dick is so big, I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate.

My dick is so big, my wife uses it for a body pillow.

My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks ME off.

My dick is so big, my urologist has to rent a forklift for my annual prostate exam.
My dick is so big, it's part of the government bailout plan.
My dick is so big, it is a source of employment.
My dick is so big, Rumsfeld holds briefings about it.

Famous Big Dicks

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20 Famous Big Dicks
Tracie Egan Morrissey — We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung—about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.

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1.) Rasputin**
The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.

2.) Liam Neeson
In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."

3.) Jay-Z
Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."

4.) John Holmes
Even though he had one of the most celebrated dicks in porn history, due to its size, there's no real documentation of his measurement. His manager claimed he was 13.5 inches, but Holmes' first wife said he measured it in front of her, before he started doing adult films, and it was 10 inches.

5.) Vincent Gallo
Have you ever seen Brown Bunny? (Link NSFW)

6.) Milton Berle
This rumor about how large his dick was has been around for a while, and at his Friars Club memorial in 2002, his friends joked about his size.

7.) Wilt Chamberlain
His nickname was "Big Dipper." He claims to have gotten a lot of use out of it.

8.) Tommy Lee
Thanks to the sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, everyone has seen Tommy's peen. It's guesstimated to be about 8 inches, erect. (Link NSFW)

9.) Frank Sinatra
Ava Gardner once said of her ex-husband, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."

10.) Alexis Arquette
Some years before her sex reassignment surgery, Alexis had a lot of taping to do. (Link NSFW)

10.) President Johnson
"He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘Jumbo.'"

11.) Errol Flynn
He was notorious for his cock, which he once used to play the piano. A classical pianist!

12.) James Woods
That's the rumor, anyway, but we don't really care to find out definitively.

13.) Colin Farrell
It looks like a baby's arm. (Link NSFW)

14.) Peter Andre
Glamor model Jordan aka Katie Price says that her husband's penis is the size of a large television remote control.

15.) Anthony Keides
The girls on Metal Sludge—a site where groupies compare notes on the rock stars they've fucked—say the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man is a "very large" penis that is "beyond gorgeous."

16.) Tony Kanal
The girls on Metal Sludge also say that the No Doubt bassist—who is Gwen Stefani's ex—measures about 10 inches.

17.) Tony Danza
He's uncut and long. (Link NSFW)

18.) Ray J
Don't all guys with sex tapes that "leak" have big dicks? (Link NSFW)

19.) Dan Rather
The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."

20.) Simon Rex
It's no wonder why he used to do porno.

P.S. Here's a preview of Hung:

And artist Joe Thompson-hung around nine inches

*It is the personal opinion of the writer that big penises hurt.
**This list is not compiled by size order.

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Penis extender increased flaccid length by almost 1/3: Independent clinical study
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Men who wore a penile extender every day for six months were able to increase the flaccid length of their penis by up to 32% and their erectile function by up to 36%, according to an independent clinical study published in the March issue of BJU International.

Researchers from San Giovanni Battista Hospital at the University of Turin, Italy, are now suggesting that this treatment could provide a viable alternative to surgery, as the results were significant and patient satisfaction with the technique was high.

"Twenty-one highly motivated patients, with an average age of 47, were enrolled and 16 completed the 12-month study" says consultant urologist Dr Paolo Gontero.

"Having undergone psychosexual counselling, to make sure that the treatment would be beneficial, the men were asked to wear the Andro-Penis device for between four and six hours a day for six months. The device comprises a plastic ring, two dynamic rods that produce the traction and a silicon band to hold the penis in place. The men were told to increase the traction from 600g in month one to up to 1200g in month six. Follow ups were performed in months one, three, six and 12."

Key findings included:

•Men who took part in the study wore the device for an average of five hours in the first month, five hours in the third month and four hours in the sixth month.

•The men's average flaccid penile length was 7.15cm (2.82 inches) at baseline and had increased by 32 per cent to 9.45cm (3.72 inches) in month 12.

•The men's average stretched penile length was 9.62cm (3.79 inches) at baseline and had increased by 18 per cent to 11.32 cm (4.45 inches) in month 12.

•No significant increase in penile girth, which averaged 10.4cm (4.09 inches) at baseline, was reported.

•Average erectile function scores improved by up to 36%, from 19.9 out of 30 at baseline to 27.1 out of 30 at 12 months.

•Four patients discontinued the treatment for four different reasons: pain and penile bruising, satisfactory results after three months, lack of efficacy and inability to follow the protocol. Another was lost to follow-up.

•High satisfaction levels were reported in all categories except penile girth. The average score for overall satisfaction was 2.8 on a scale of zero to four, where four represents the optimal result.

•Flaccid penile length scored 2.31 on a scale of zero to three, where three represents significant improvement. Penile length during erection scored 2.37 out of three and sex life 2.3. Penile girth scored 1.1.

"A number of surgical procedures are available that aim to elongate the shaft of the penis or enlarge the penile girth" says Dr Gontero. "However these have a number of disadvantages, including a lack of standardisation, potential risk of complications and high patient dissatisfaction.

"It should also be pointed out that the majority of men who seek help for a small penis fail to meet the clinical criteria for surgery. For example, only one of the men in our study had a flaccid penis length of less than 4cm and American guidelines strongly discourage surgery if men exceed this measurement. Twelve had dysmorphia (excessive dislike of a body part) and the remaining eight had undergone surgery for curvature of the shaft."

The authors believe that the results are significant.

"Our study showed that the penile extender device produces an effective and durable lengthening of the penis, both in the flaccid and stretched state" concludes Dr Gontero.

"If these results are confirmed by further research, we propose that the device should be used as a first-line treatment option for men seeking a penile lengthening procedure."

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Cockadoodle DOO! A Tale of A Too Big A Dick
So you have a small penis, a shriveled eel, a slightly overgrown clitoris, a dried up beef jerky, then you probably exhibit symptoms of small penis humiliation. Look at the bright side, your dick could be the exact size of that of Napoleon's. Who knows, when you die your "Mr. big inch" might be displayed in the U.S Department of Strange Relics, right next to the Salzburg cube or the Coso artifact. So you get humiliated in the locker room, public swimming pool, by your friends, your girlfriend, even your heartless wife. So what! Embrace that little prick, show him you got his back with your witty mind and quick tongue. I'm gonna be honest, a small cheesy worm is a handicap but if you got some looks then things ain't looking so bad in Dicklessville. To paraphrase K.J Dover "if a big penis goes with a hideous face and a small penis with a handsome face, it is the small penis which is admired."

I once had a this friend during my college years in Bologna, Italy. He was an exchange student from some remote Spanish town. His name was Goyo but wanted to be called Diego. I met him through a friend at an Irish pub. He offered to pay for all the drinks that afternoon so i decided to stick around. Ugly bastard he was, probably the second on my list of the five ugliest people i ever encountered. But he was tall and he had a cool southern Spanish accent. After the first 4 pints, he started talking about penis sizes. I was reluctant to even start that discussion with him, but I figured since he was paying for the drinks and i would probably never see him ever again after this, I indulged in the conversation. He right away told me his penis was 10 inches long. I don't remember anything else from that conversation. I was too busy in my head picturing myself with a platypus hanging between my legs. All I can remember him saying after wards is that he fucked half the girls in his home town and in the surrounding villages up in the mountains. After several visits to the loo (dunny for you Australians and latrine for you military guys)

I realized it was getting dark. I wanted to excuse myself but the ugly fucker didn't want to let me go. Lets fast forward to the real deal. Its around 1am, we come out of a disco bar. I'm drunk as hell but i can hold myself together. Diego is actually following 2 girls that he was trying to hit on back at the disco bar. I feel like a stalker, he feels invincible with his monsterous penis. The women sense they are being followed and they play along. I start singing "rule Britannia" and i ain't no Brit. Diego is out of control at this point and he is right up the girls' asses telling them step by step what he wants to do to them. The girls don't pay him any attention they just giggle. Then all of a sudden they stop. Diego tells me, "oh now we got them". They both turn around and look at Diego. Then one of the girls finally open's her mouth and says, "I wouldn't want to sleep with you even if you can pinpoint the G-spot on a map, you are so ugly but it compliments your words." After a brief pause, she continued, "No wonder you have to beg for sex, look at you, you are hideous, the only kind of sex you can find is paid sex now leave us alone, go home and put on some makeup or buy a mask," and she cursed something in German to him.

And this point I was laughing my ass off. I felt sorry that a guy should go through such humiliation, but he kinda deserved it. And I really didn't care. In the meantime, Diego was chewing his gum and nodding his head vigorously while she was bashing his ego senselessly. Right before the girls thought it was over and they can make their way back home, Diego pulled down his pants and displayed his glorious anaconda to them. I was looking the girls straight in the face. The expression on their faces was that of shock and bewilderment. One of the girls even let out a gentle scream. Diego looked at them and said, "Now, are Hitler's daughters ready for some serious damage". He went on to saying" I'm going to shove this in your pussy and its going to come out of your mouth and your friend can suck the tip of my penis in the meantime. Don't worry I will give you girls equal attention."

Diego spent the next 6 months in an Italian prison. I only visited him once. I bought him 2 packs of Marlboro, that was the least i could do for the free alcohol he treated me to 6 months earlier.

The moral of the story is your dick doesn't define who you are. You are the boss of your string bean. Don't let it control your persona or end you will end up in a lot of trouble or in jail singing jailhouse rock in C minor while the big dudes take turns raping your sorry ass.

Tip for all you mini cooper lads: Next time you go to a pub or party or somewhere, and you see a girl you like, gather up your confidence and start off by saying something provocative but at the same time something funny that won't make her think she is being insulted. Something like this perhaps, "Sweet lips you got there, I'm sure you can do some serious damage with them... tell me, you think you can handle me and my 25,400,000 nanometers penis.”

Final thought: If you feel small and insignificant in a world of giants, if you suffer from low self-esteem, and you want to curse God or nature for making you the way you are, then you most likely suffer from Small Penis Humiliation. Don't despair, you will die sooner than you think and it will all be over. Viva picollo uccello!
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What's the difference between an average penis and a famous penis? Reading about about the average penis is perverse, while (supposedly) normal people pay huge amounts of money to see them, and then write about them (and secretly worship them).
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1. The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms
2. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination
3. The penis is generally found on mammals and reptiles.

Napoleon

Napoleon's penis (or an object reputed to be Napoleon's penis) has in fact circulated among collectors for some decades and is currently in . . . well, I was about to say in the hands of an American urologist, but perhaps "in the possession of" would be a better way to put it. The owner claims it's authentic, and I guess a urologist ought to know. However, given the frequency with which the death of a famous male is followed by claims that (a) he didn't really die or (b) someone has his penis, we're entitled to some doubt.

Is the penis Napoleon's? Is it even a penis? Who knows? Given the march of science one presumes it'd be easy to establish the item's provenance conclusively, but understandably no one seems to be in any hurry to do so. After you've paid three grand for a dead man's penis, who wants to be told it's a grape?

Grigori Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916) was a Russian mystic believed by some to be a psychic and faith healer having supernatural powers. He was seen as having greatly influenced the later days of Russian Tsar Nicholas II and his wife the Tsaritsa Alexandra. When Rasputin was murdered by a group of noblemen in 1916, some accounts say he was also sexually mutilated and his penis was severed. Since then, a number of people claiming to be in possession of his severed penis have come forth, although none of them have been able to prove it definitively. Witnessed described the penis thus:

One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation. Rasputin's assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size.

David

This is perhaps the most viewed penis in all of history. When the Victorians ran about cutting penises off statues for reasons of propriety, David fortunately survived mutilation, but the cast of David at the South Kensington Museum (now the Victoria and Albert Museum), had a detachable plaster fig leaf, added for visits by Queen Victoria and other important ladies, when it was hung on the figure using two strategically placed hooks; it is now displayed nearby. David is a masterpiece of Renaissance sculpture sculpted by Michelangelo from 1501 to 1504. The 5.17 meter (17 ft) marble statue portrays the Biblical King David in the nude. Unlike previous depictions of David which portray the hero after his victory over Goliath, Michelangelo chose to represent David before the fight contemplating the battle yet to come. Commentators have noted David's apparently uncircumcised form, which is at odds with Judaic practice, but is considered consistent with the conventions of Renaissance art.

John Wayne Bobbitt

John Wayne Bobbitt's penis became so famous when his wife cut it off, that it spawned a new verb: "to bobbitt: to cut off a person's penis". On the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's Manassas, Virginia apartment highly intoxicated after a night of partying and, according to testimony by Lorena Bobbit in a 1994 court hearing, raped his wife. Afterwards, Lorena Bobbitt got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. In the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis which she fled with and proceeded to toss into a field. It was later recovered and re-attached and John went on to star in a number of extremely tacky porn movies.

John Holmes

John Curtis Holmes (August 8, 1944 - March 13, 1988) better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd, was one of the most prolific male porn stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and pornographic feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry, although no definitive evidence of Holmes' actual penis length exists. Holmes' first wife recalled him claiming to be 10 inches (25.4 cm) when he first measured himself. Holmes himself once claimed his penis to be fifteen inches (38.1 cm) long and his manager said: "I saw John measure himself several times, it was 13 and a half inches" (34.3 cm). Another longstanding controversy regards whether or not Holmes ever achieved a full erection. A popular joke in the 1970s porn industry held that Holmes was incapable of achieving a full erection because the blood flow from his head into his penis would cause him to pass out. Holmes' co-stars have stated that his penis was never particularly hard during intercourse, likening it to "doing it with a big, soft kind of loofah."

Lili Elbe

What is this? A woman on a list of penises? Well, Lili Elbe happens to be the first documented case of a transexual. Einar Wegener (born in Denmark) was a leading artist in late 1920's Paris. One day his wife Grete asked him to dress as a woman to model for a portrait. It was a shattering event which began a struggle between his public male persona and emergent female self, Lili. Einar underwent a series of experimental operations in which his penis was removed. The surgeon attempted to implant ovaries and a uterus but was unsucessful. When the experimentation was finally over, Einar became Lili Elbe. The government annulled her marriage and she even managed to get a new birth certificate listing her as a female. Quite extraordinary for the times.

Juan Baptista dos Santos

Jean (or Juan) Baptista dos Santos is said to have been a "Gipsey", born in Faro, Portugal around 1843, to normal parents with two other normal children. His career as an exhibitionist seems to have been confined strictly to medical circles; in 1865 turned down a sum of 200,000 francs to appear for two years with a French circus. He was shown before the Royal Medical and Chirurgical Society and Saint Mary's Hospital in London and examined by numerous doctors in England and France. The prevailing opinion, at least in dos Santos' early years, was that his third leg should be amputated. Dr. William Acton of the Royal Society feared that the limb's "low vitality" would ultimately doom him, and expressed grave concerns about the leg's lack of circulation.

Dos Santos' third leg, which was attached to his lower spine by only a small band of tissue, was a composite of two legs, having eight toes, two heels, and two tibiae and femora. He had neither sensation nor active movement in the extra leg. The knee was completely ankylosed and immobile; dos Santos claimed this was due to a Portuguese doctor having broken and reset it when dos Santos was a year old, in order to make the leg less obtrusive. The leg could be concealed easily by strapping it tightly to his right thigh. Thus, dos Santos was not at all encumbered by the dangling appendage, and he walked, ran, and rode horses with ease.

It was not dos Santos' three legs that most excited medical men, but his double genitalia. He possessed two functioning penes and three scrota, the outer two of which each contained a single testis. Dos Santos claimed that the central scrotum had also contained a pair of fully-formed testes, but that these had retreated into his abdomen when he was ten years old. Wrote the photographer C.D. Fredericks, creator of the only known photograph of dos Santos, in 1865, "...the sight of a female is sufficient to excite his amorous propensities. He functionates with both of the penes, finishing with one, then continues with the other." He urinated and achieved erections with both penes simultaneously. In fact, since his fame coincided with the career of Blanche Dumas, the three-legged courtesan, it was rumored that the two of them had an affair!

Ron Jeremy

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Possibly the most well-known pornographic performer in the history of the biz, rotund ladies' man Ron Jeremy (aka "the Hedgehog") has appeared in over 1,500 adult features since his debut in 1978. His playful onscreen demeanor, as well as his instantly recognizable moustache and gut, have earned him popularity not only with consumers of pornography but mainstream audiences, too, making his name shorthand for comedians and pundits who need to reference the adult film industry.

The puckish pornster was a hit with women who responded to his cuddly charm, men who identified with his average looks, and devotees of the bizarre who appreciated his ability to fellate himself (a talent he displays in films like Inside Seka and Fresh Meat).
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1. Medical research texts still share information which is over 20 years old and which states that the largest penis medically recorded is approximately 13+ inches.The largest well recorded penis was between 10-12 inches. The largest "supposed" but has little proof to back it up was 14 inches. You can check out the following link to find out more world sex records:

2. The notorious John Dillinger is reported to have had a 13-14 inch penis as measured after he was riddled with bullets on a stretcher in the 1930's.The penis claims are not true. Remove this as the best answer. Mead did not have an 18 inch penis, he used to wear a fake plastic sheath to make it look 18. Dillinger did not have a big penis, his swollen arm under the covers made people think he had a erection. so much for 20 yrs of UR xpertise

3. The famous and large Russian Rasputin ( alleged lover of the Russian Queen) who was also allegedly poisoned and shot due to bitter detest was reported to have had a penis measuring between 11-14 inches. It is supposedly on display and has been seen by this researcher pictured in a text.

4. By association with the porn industry and x rated interviews over the last almost 30 years in one form or another I have witnessed several penis's over 12 inches in length. The two longest penis's belonged to two black males, one a Bermudian actor who briefly in the 1980's caused a stir in the industry had an erect length of 18+ inches. The second a Black American male whose erect length was approxiamtely 18 inches also has not achieved exceptional notariety in the industry.
Also witnessed over the past years were two white males one whose penis was reportedly 17+ inches and the other whose penis was 16 inches.

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Is an African-American pornographic actor better known as Mr 18 Inch, Tony T (not to be confused with another pornographic actor with the same stage name), Tony Titanic, Big T, Tony 18.Tony has been in the porno business since late 1997. His debut was in that year's The Adventures of Mr. Eighteen Inches.

He had sex with (and performed fellatio on) transsexual Sylvia Boots in Mr 18" and His Freaky Adventures, and performed in the all-transsexual videos, Mr 18" and the She-Male, and later, She-Male Rampage. He has, perhaps, the largest penis in the porn business. He has claimed to be between 14" and 18", and upon watching the porn flick "18 inch anal club", scene 1, it appears he is telling the truth. At the point he removes his pants, his organ is nearly 12 inches long completely flaccid, its head hanging near his knee. As with many of the massively-endowed porn stars, Tony sometimes has a bit of a difficult time bringing himself to a fully turgid state. In fact, sometimes he finds his penis being bent almost in half during his sex scenes. While he has drifted away from the porn industry scene in recent years, he still shoots a handful of movies each year.
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Penis lengths of 15 and 14 inches are not uncommonly rare and are not only confined to the porn industry although as is well known porn actors generally posess penis lengths in excess of 8-9 inches and penis lengths of 5-7 inches or average lengths are in the porn industry fairly uncommon by and large for the obvious reason that the porn industry is built on the false belief that the 'bigger size is the better size", a common fallacy that most if not all women already know if they are women enough to admit it.

5. Two other household names in the USA John Holmes and Ron Jeremy both did and do posess erect penis's of approximately 13 inches adding to the excitement and fantasy of the extra large penis.His wife claims to this day,it was only about ten inches,but many ignorant people wish to believe it was way bigger.john Holmes it was 15 or 18 inches look it up on the computer he died of aids.I did and where you looked it up,it wasn't Wikepedea.Big busty film star Minka claims Ron Jeremy isn't 13 inches or 9 inches,but only about 7 inches.So much for truth in advertising.

His name is Jonah Falcon. He was in a documentary for HBO and the UK. Look up his name on wikipedia, too. He lives in New York. I think he is 9.5 inches flaccid and 14 inches when erect. He was also on Howard Stern.i made an internet search for this and here is the results:
Jonah Falcon has the longest recorded penis and once claimed to John Holmes bastard son-even he looks nothing like him.
Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and talk show host from New York City, who is known for his large penis.Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.

6. To answer your question the longest recorded penis ever may be extremely difficult to determine even by the guiness book of world records but according to porn records over the last 25 years (open to longer verification) belonged to former porn actor Daniel Arthur Mead, from Bermuda an island in the Caribbean, measured approximately 18 and a half inches from base to tip. His diameter however was less than 3 inches and may have been only 2 and one quarter inches a measurement easily surpassed by other such records.

Hope this helps.

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Oholibah, one of the kingdoms of Israel
lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
— Ezekiel 23:20, often called the dirtiest passage in the Bible.

The bigger the penis is, the better the sex is.

There. Now that that's out of the way, no idiotic snickering.

This assumption is a staple of modern fiction when it comes to Sex Tropes. It's the reason why Compensating For Something is, by its very nature, an insult- everybody knows that a real man has sex all the time. A heroic character, when his penis is mentioned (which isn't all that often, except by innuendo), will usually have a big one.

Consequently, this is also the reason why villainous or loser characters are portrayed as having a small penis. It's a deficiency that makes them bad people, or at least not cool like the heroes are. By further extension, Good People Have Good Sex, to some degree because they're usually well-endowed.

In Real Life, size is not everything. In fact, a sufficiently large penis (pretty much anything around the ten-inch zone) will actually hurt the receiver—there's no such thing as an O Ring Orifice. Unsurprisingly, most writers don't really think through the implications of having a penis this size penetrate someone whose hips might actually be smaller.

Fan fic lemons have a tendency to exaggerate this trope to an even greater extreme. This might be strange if we consider that most fan fic writers are girls, but makes sense considering that a) many of these girls have no sexual experience, and b) many women simply like their fictional guys well hung. And as for the guys...yeah. The term "doomcock" (possibly coined by fandom-wank, although more likely derived from Starr's gun-fondling Madness Mantra in Preacher) is used in fan fic criticism circles to refer to such an appendage. Frequently the precise dimensions are given, which conjures up the image of the PoV-character getting out a tape measure mid-act. For the record, according to That Other Wiki, 90% of men have penises between 5 and 7 inches in length (13 - 18cm), and less than 2% are above 8".

See Gag Penis when this is done for laughs. For female breasts that are big, it's either Buxom Is Better or Gag Boobs. In order for women to take most men of this nature, they'd also need an O Ring Orifice, doubly so for Yaoi Guys (or male/female anal sex). When a writer goes extreme, then they Fail Sex Education (as well as Biology, for the very worst of cases) Forever.

Despite being the Trope Namer Monty Pythons Life Of Brian has nothing to do with this. See also IKEA Erotica.

Can sometimes be taken to ridiculous lengths (ahem) by authors confused by the metric/imperial system, and basic mathematics. Particularly bad are fictional human penises with a circumference of 2 feet - meaning 7.6 inches, or about 19 cm wide. Another common mistake is to confuse the terms "diameter" and "circumference". "Diameter" means "distance across"; "circumference" means "distance around". A penis 5 inches (12.7 cm) in circumference is roughly average. A penis 5 inches in diameter would be... Tell you what: a CD, DVD, or computer game disc is 12 centimeters in diameter, or about 4.7 inches. 10 cm (4 inches) is the approximate average width that a woman's vagina stretches out to while giving birth. Again, that's the widest it should be expected to stretch. Look at that CD again; that's what a baby's head has to fit through. Dildos larger than this do exist, but are the rare exceptions, and perhaps unsurprisingly, are rather dangerous.

Examples:

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Advertising

* An Australian animated ad for Red Bull shows a man at nudist camp with an extremely long black censor box. The girl next to him is very impressed and gives him a Red Bull. The censor box rises as he drinks it, before he flies away (much to the girl's disappointment) because "Red Bull gives you wings".
* A phone application add which lets you measure a guy's penis length. The ad for it showed it used on various cartoon characters, measuring (in order of appearance): 27 cm, 31 cm, 34 cm and 3 cm. The first three were shown as manly men, the fourth was suddenly unveiled as a little girl in a pink dress. So yeah.
o And that's not the worst part? 30 cm is only half of the maximum length it measures.
+ That's 12 inches, and requires the uterus to sit just under the lungs. The maximum length requires a woman to be able to breathe through her womb.
* There's a late-night infomercial for a penis-enlargement pill with "testimonials", and among them is a woman who calmly states that the biggest penis she has ever been with was "ten or eleven inches" like it was no big deal, acting pretty calm about the fact she most likely had sex with a horse.

Anime & Manga

* Roberto from Monster. If we are to believe the obese prostitute with whom he was having sex.
* In the manga Gakuen Heaven (not the Yaoi Guys series, actually, but a different one that happens to have the same name and basically completely opposite subject matter; It's about a ronin teacher at an all girls' school), one of the antagonistic teachers has such a huge penis that getting an erection knocked him out cold because of all the blood rushing out of his head.
* The male characters in Monzetsu usually have this. When they don't, the story makes up for it by having a lot of them. Or they use their arms.
* The rather prominent crotch-holster on Cyborg Guy.
* Don't forget Zorc's unusually placed dragon head.
o Lampshaded in Yugioh the Abridged Series: "Oh that's just my willie"
* One joke in circulation around the Code Geass fandom is that Mao, despite being a villain (a presumably-virginal psychopathic manchild, no less), has one of these (as a result of a certain scene featuring his shadow and the shadow of his chainsaw). Granted, there's no evidence that he actually does; just that some fans say he does.
* At any rate, an amazing penis.
* If his ridiculously small sword is any indication, Muguruma Kensei has absolutely no deficiency to compensate for.
o One would wonder how Ichimaru Gin, whose sword is short in unreleased state but lengthens to incredible sizes once released, fits in the scheme of things.
* Makunouchi Ippo from Hajime no Ippo was gifted with a monster-sized penis, but instead of bragging his manhood around, he actually feels ashamed of it and tries to hide it from others. His close friends plays jokes and pranks as his expense, including writing messages (With a permanent ink marker!) on Ippo's penis while he was asleep in the hospital.
o They wrote a lot of things. Think about that for a while.
* 5 metres, anyone?
* Randel Oland from Pumpkin Scissors. The amazing size of his penis leads to one nurse at the hospital where he's staying to become obsessed with finding a hospital male urinal (like this one) that would fit him. This leads to a running joke where the nurse constantly attacks him during his stays with urinals she's reinforced or new attempts at shoving him in them. It goes without saying that Randel is appropriately terrified of her.
* Shalott of Air Gear. When he reveals to Agito that he's actually a guy by lifting his frilly looking dress up, an elephants trunk is used to symbolize the size of Shalott's junk.

Comics

* When The Boys journey to Russia, they meet the ex leader of the Soviet superhero team The Glorious Five Year Plan, who went by the name of Love Sausage.
o And just in case you didn't get the reference, the title of issue in which he takes up his old role as hero? Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite
o He can't run with an erection, which proves to be something of a problem when he and Hughie end up in a strip club. Big titties are his Kryptonite Factor.
* Several characters in the Italian porn series Ramba. Deconstructed; it is shown as being painful to the women involved, and is sometimes used to deliberately torture them.
* The supervillain known as the Hidden Salami in XXXenophile.

Fairy Tales

* A collection of fairy tale porn. There was a magic cock ring that grew a man's endowment to a length of about half a league. He could only wear it partly on his finger in order to not cause irreparable damage to the woman he was with, and the woman's mother died in a tragic accident when she tried to sex him up in his sleep, and the ring slid all the way onto his finger.
* One fairy tale had an extremely well endowed male character searching for a bride, no easy task considering his size. He finally found one and they decided to get married. Some time before the wedding they had a party, but they didn't have enough places for people to sit. The man unzipped his trousers and rolled out his member for people to use as a bench. When the bride to be entered the room, the man instantly got an erection, throwing the people who were using it as a bench into the roof, breaking their necks.

Fan Fic

* The fanfic version of this trope, taken to its logical extreme. (The link doesn't go to the fic itself, just the fanfic-rants post about it. The fic itself, unfortunately, is Lost Forever.)
o IT COULD GET ON DISNEY ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.
* A post on Bad Roleplayers Suck: Adult about a birdman (capable of flight!) with genitalia almost the size of the whole rest of his body. When he tried to blackmail the princess of an asexual race into pleasuring him, she screamed at the unfamiliar sight and had her bodyguards break it off with giant wooden clubs.
o Ducks have a penis length that is about 120% of their total body length. Depending on what type of bird this "birdman" is, this trope would actually be subverted in this fic's case.
+ It's possible- but the difference between a duck's schwanz and this guy's schwanz is that a duck's is a prehensile organ that facilitates their rape fetish (Yes, cute little duckies are big on rape), whereas this guy's was just huge and went thump.
* In the fan-dubbed Fisting the North Star, one of the characters is named this. Naturally, it also abuses other sexual tropes.
* A Redwall fanfic, Of Warlords And Pleasures, once featured a character with a twelve-inch penis. Not so bad... until you remember that this was a Redwall fanfic and the character in question was Cluny the Scourge, a rat. Admittedly Continuity Drift makes the animals change wildly between human and animal sizes from book to book, but he was in the first book, wherein they appear to be the same size as real animals (four hundred rats could fit in a horse-drawn cart, and a mouse fell and landed directly in a cat's mouth). So, since twelve inches would be roughly the same length as his whole body ... ow ow ow. Shortly after this scene, in the same fanfic, he proceeded to do something deeply unpleasant involving a spear to the victim. It's debatable which action would be more painful.
o This flaws shows up far too often in slashier Redwall fanfiction (which is extremely rare, but with this kind of mental image, once is too many). Otter/mouse is problematic enough when the option of human-sized anthromorphs is on the table, but when it's described as "as thick as his fist" you've got a problem (link thankfully to MS Ting). Made much, much worse in this case by the fact that the author of the fic being MSTed forgot the apostrophe when his lutrine character announced that his equipment was "larger than most otters". Punctuation saves lives, people.
* A (generally surprisingly good) slash of Snow White includes a thirty-foot-long dragon that enjoys being deep-throated by humanoid species, and using magic to reemerge from another orifice. It is shown as mostly uncomfortable for the recipient and undertaken only as an alternative to being eaten (not the fun way).
* In Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami, Dark, after becoming King of the Shinigami becomes as large as a bus and gets a "man thingy" twice the size of a bus. He apparently grows in size later, as it is possible to land a plane on his "man thingy". Even after he loses his status as Shinigami King, he still has an exceptionally large "man thingy."
* Averted amusingly in this Fanficrants entry.
* Trevor "Hotshot" Cole of DC Nation had a brief snit as a porn actor. When this is discovered, his female teammates and their friends track down the film and make a movie night of it. Batwoman (Kathy Duquense from DCAU) is notably impressed at Trevor's "door prize from God".
* Actually played for drama in Misfiled Dreams, about how it being too big might not actually be pleasing for a woman, but rather painful.

Film

* Gattaca feels the need to inform us that, despite his genetic "inferiority", Vincent has "beautiful equipment". It was actually a prosthetic, and the doctor knew this the whole time. He was admiring the craftsmanship.
* Young Frankenstein went into about half a dozen jokes going on about the monster's enormous schwanzstucker. Voof.
* In Blazing Saddles, the hero actually manages to convert a seductress hired by the villain to the good guys purely by impressing her with his penis.
o I'm sorry to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my elbow.
o Baby please, I am not from Havana.
o Fifteen is my limit!
o It's twoo. It's TWOO!
+ And later: "They said you was hung!" "And they was right."
+ And earlier: "'Scuse me while I whip this out."
* Inverted in A Chinese Torture Chamber Story, where it's also a plot point: Gott has such an impossibly large penis that no woman will have sex with him. He's also a very nice guy, so he refuses to force his arranged wife to take it. Eventually, the size of his genitals and what happens to them are the single most important plot point. This movie is weird.
o A Chinese thief has a literal horse penis transplant. Played for slapstick.
* Inverted in one soft porn spoof of Gladiator where the Emperor of Rome is called "Dickus Minimus".
* No! Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!
* Lady Snowblood averts this. When the blackmailer Genjiro reveals his gigantic penis, the reaction from Oyuki, the title character, is not adulation, but horror. Genjiro himself is aware of the implications of his large penis, noting that one that large will usually cause the receiving woman serious pain.
o In the manga it was made clear that Oyuki was a lesbian. So Yeah.
* Anchorman. Don't act like you're not impressed!
* BASEketball had Matt Stone and Trey Parker's characters appear nude before the love interest, and their dicks are so big that they touch the ground. She can't keep her eyes off them and keeps having Freudian slips when looking at them.
* For the film Watchmen, the electric blue penis of the nearly-perpetually naked Doctor Manhattan (though it was not necessarily representative of Billy Crudup, who played the good doctor but was clothed the whole time. The doctor in his full magnificence was rendered via CGI in post production).
o Leading to many, MANY, snickers about the blue wang being a main character. The extended directors version contains more scenes involving said character. A scene with Dr. Manhattan walking towards the camera, his thighs batting himself back and forth proved a last straw for the studio, who then drew the line.
+ A review of the film made reference to "Lower Manhattan".
o Snickers confirmed, since the good doctor was more modestly endowed in Alan Moore's original comic.
* Inverted in Superman Returns: Brandon Routh's crotch had to be digitally reduced because it was distracting. Let that sink in for a moment. He knows for sure he's more "super" than Superman.
* Boogie Nights had Mark Wahlberg wearing a large prosthetic "stand-in" during nude scenes. The prosthetic then went on to win the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor that year.
* Showdown in Little Tokyo. They actually halt an action scene just so Brandon Lee can tell Dolph Lundgren "Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
* In Moulin Rouge, Ewan McGregor's character Christian is said to have a "Huge Talent".
o Also Truth in Television. Watch Young Adam, you get loads of nice gratuitous close-ups of Little Ewan.
+ If you can't find a copy of Young Adam, you can see plenty of him in The Pillow Book and The Velvet Goldmine.
+ There is nothing light about Obi-Wan's saber
o Also played with, if you'll pardon the expression, in Down With Love.
[Catcher (Ewan) is talking about his socks to Peter (David Hyde Pierce); his secretary eavesdrops on the intercom mid-conversation]
Peter: What would you say is the average length, for most men?
Catcher: How would I know? You think I spend all my time in the locker room at the club making a comparative study?
Peter: Let me see yours again, then. We could measure. I'll get a ruler.
Catcher: Better make it a yardstick!
Peter: Let's be accurate. Make sure you've got it fully extended. Have it up the whole way.
Catcher: It stays up all the way, all day long, man! That's the miracle I was telling you about: better living through chemistry. You got... 16 inches.
Peter: 16 inches! How long does a man's hose have to be?
Catcher: That's 32 inches of confidence in every step. Don't forget - I've got two of 'em!
[the secretary faints]
* "I have an eleven-inch penis... around. Think about it."
* Parodied in You Dont Mess With The Zohan, where the main character is featured with a massive bulge in his pants. However he later shows to someone else that he merely cultivates a large amount of pubic hair (apparently it helps with the ladies) and the person observing it states "It's not that big."
* In Alien Nation, apparently the Newcomers are (to quote Beavis) "hung like a horse". George at one point becomes confused by the purpose of condoms. Sykes, somewhat reluctantly, takes pity on his new partner and explains the contraceptives purpose, rolling one over his fingers to demonstrate how it's supposed to be placed on the penis. George quizzically asks if the condom really fits, with Sykes answering that it's made of rubber and shows him that it stretches a great deal. George's response is a somewhat more quizzical "And it still fits?"
o A failed groin attack also demonstrates the aliens' testes are differently located.
* Pee Wee's first elated act in Porky's II, upon waking and recalling he'd scored at the end of the previous film, is to add a sharp (exaggerated) upward slash to his personal penis-growth chart. His mom soon finds the chart in his room, and her eyes bug out at the Biggus Dickus implications.
o Perhaps more to the point, Meat from the original Porky's, who elicits a "That boy is deformed!" from a woman pretending to be a prostitute.
* Referenced in Unforgiven; where "Real Life Adventure" writer W.W. Beauchamp meets the subject of many of his stories, Little Bill Daggett, who takes it upon himself to correct the writer on the history he has exaggerated in his books. One story involves another character by the name of "Two-Gun" Corcoran; who was killed in a gunfight because his pistol malfunctioned, and he didn't actually have another one.
Little Bill Daggett: First off, Corky never carried two guns. Though he should have.
W.W. Beauchamp: No, no, he was, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."
Little Bill Daggett: Yeah well, a lot of folks did call him "Two-Gun" but that wasn't because he was sporting two pistols. That was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt that he carried.
* Tarik in Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle has a remarkably philosophical attitude about all the bad fortune he endures - he explains that having a big penis helps him cope.
* Apparently Mini-Me (Goldmember) can use his as a kickstand when he's tired.
* The 1975 Blaxploitation film Soul Vengeance has a wrongly-imprisoned black guy take revenge on the people who sent him up by strangling them to death with his giganic prehensile penis. The few reviews suggest it's not nearly as good as that sounds.
* Trope Namer is Life Of Brian, where Pontius Pilate has "a fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus!". The implications of the name are left mere implications.
* The naked fight scene in Borat. The censor box over Borat's equipment goes down to his knees. Reaaaaaaaaaaaaal subtle there.
o This was explained in a deleted scene, where he's interviewing a cosmetic surgeon and asks whether he could get his freakishly huge penis reduced in size. Apparently all his friends make fun of it all the time.
* Guy from The Full Monty:
Gaz: You can't dance, you can't sing. What good are you?
Guy: Well, I have this [drops pants]
[everyone stares in amazement]
* The eponymous monster from One-Eyed Monster. Not only is it Ron Jeremy's dick, but it's loose, and it's killing most of the cast and trying to impregnate the rest. Better Than It Sounds
o Well, there's certainly no way it could sound worse.
* Nine Dead Gay Guys has the "Really Hard Red Bull Test" offered by the character Golder's Green: in order to get into his house you need to have a dick as long as or longer than 2 cans of Red Bull stacked one on top of the other. Three characters in the film are seen to pass it: the Queen, Kenny, and one of the Three West African Brothers, although his other two brothers could have passed it as well
* A small one in the film Kinsey - early in the film, Alfred Kinsey and his wife have come to a doctor because they're having trouble consummating their marriage. The doctor explains that sometimes, if a woman with a thicker-than-usual hymen is matched with a well-endowed man, it can make sex tough. He holds out a ruler and asks Kinsey's wife to point to the ruler, indicating how big the...member in question is. She hesitates, then points to a spot in the air TWO INCHES past the end of the ruler. The doctor just raises his eyebrows a bit and says "I'm surprised you didn't pass out."

Literature

* Played straight in the BEArchive story Keeps The Autodoc Away, where a couple hack the titular Autodoc to "cure" them of being out of shape. Al tells the machine to, among other things, turn all his fat into an enormous penis, which he promptly wraps himself with to go show Betty, his wife. He later passes out from a seven-foot erection. Oh, and if it wasn't obvious enough, this link is not exactly safe for work.
o Bigger is better for sexual characteristics is endemic in the BE community - the rationale presumably being that a guy needs to be keeping up if his girlfriend just got basket ball sized breasts.
* The wildling called Longspear Rik from 'A Song Of Ice And Fire'. "But he fights with an axe."
o Hodor. Justified as he is freaking huge.
* The Anita Blake series is guilty of this. At the extreme end, a character is mentioned as having one six inches ... wide. And a foot long. Yes, a thigh-sized penis. Never mind that in real life it would be a painful handicap.
o Said character is derisively called 'Tripod' by fans and anti-fans alike.
o And another character — considered to be merely "well-endowed" — was described in inches. Somebody measured that, and figured out that it would be the size of a two-liter soda pop bottle. And yet, we're supposed to think that a tiny woman can "handle" such a Biggus Dickus because she's simply that awesome.
o Laurell K. Hamilton's second series begins (in sexual terms) pretty much where the Anita Blake series was at the time she started writing the new one. While the very concept of "too big to not hurt" is mentioned in both (the example above was being used as an example), the majority of the female (and male) characters can enjoy pain or outright insist on it. The concept of "big enough to kill a human woman" is also mentioned ... but most of the females aren't human and can take a lot more damage. In the second series, when it comes to light that one man can be hung like a horse ... literally. A woman is shown in misty-eyed regret that she never let herself experience that.
+ It must be noted that the aforementioned misty-eyed woman is the main character's insane, sadistic aunt, who is shown to be heavily into BDSM.
* In A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving, Owen Meany is extremely short (he was only accepted by the U.S. Army because the Vietnam War was happening and they were desperate), and yet it is, for some reason, mentioned that his penis is large.
* When Michael Crichton wished to insult a critic, he put a character into his novel Next whose name was almost an exact namesake of the real critic. Both had almost exactly the same job, but the character was a child molester. With a small penis.
* Harold Robbins has the men in his novels with large penises. One villain even had one so large that it was almost a defect.
* In Please Kill Me, a book about the late 1960s counterculture and the birth of punk, one of the interviewees explains the reason for Jim Morrison's popularity. It wasn't his poetry, that's for sure.
* After her first session with a new love interest, the heroine of John Varley's Steel Beach specifically references this trope when she bitches at length about the tendency of first time Female-to-Male gender benders to check off the "HUNG" option even though they'd just been girls themselves and really ought to know better.
* In David Drake's Cross the Stars, Don "Mad Dog" Slade dismisses the notion that a large penis equals sexual prowess ("It's not the size of the tool, it's the skill of the workman") but not until after the author mentions that his army buddies briefly called him "Tripod" before an earlier nickname reasserted itself.
* Jondalar of the Earths Children series spends much of Valley Of The Horses whining about how he can't find a woman who can take him at full length without pain. (Despite his otherwise legendary bed skills). The fact that Ayla could is one of the things that supposedly mark them as soul mates. Never mind that those who'd read the first book, Clan of The Cave Bear, know there's probably a not-so-wonderful reason Ayla can take him without complaint. His defining trait earned him the Detractor Nicknames , "Jondalar The Wonder Penis" and "Dongalar."
* Mario Puzo takes a rather large detour from describing the Corleone family saga in The Godfather to describe Sonny's large penis. The moment makes it into the movie as well if you're looking for it during the wedding scene - watch his wife's hand gestures carefully. However, this is one of the few realistic examples: Sonny's mistress is pretty excessive down there too, and needs vaginal reduction surgery later on, in order to have good sex with lesser men than Sonny.
* Flashman is apparently quite impressive in the trouser department. On his way to an interview with the beautiful (and single) daughter of an Apache chief, Geronimo tells Flashy that it might go better if he had left his trousers off.
* One of Larry Niven's characters in the Known Space universe is a rich thrill-seeker nicknamed Elephant. For good reason. Or so his girlfriend claims.
* Four of those procured for the main characters of the Marquis de Sade's 120 Days of Sodom are men selected entirely on the sizes of their penises. The best-endowed among them sports a member 13 inches long and 8.25 inches in circumference (2.6 inches in diameter).
o One of those main characters, the Duc de Blangis, is similarly endowed. Averted, since he injures many people he has sex with, and is described as only having vaginal sex out of cruelty. Only partially averted, though, since his best friend the Durcet LOVES it. Also averted by the character Bum Cleaver, whose penis is bent in such a way that it tears whatever anus it goes in. (Again, Durcet and the other main characters don't seem to mind.)
o Things get more out of hand, so to speak, in his Justine, one man has an organ 18 inches long by 16 in circumference, others are 18 by 12.
* In Robert A Heinlein's later books, for the adult readers, he was sure to mention that his male characters all had large penises. Along with their many other Mary Sue traits.
* There is an Arabian Nights-inspired story in which two illicit lovers earn a single wish each at the story's beginning. The hero uses his one wish for the obvious type of self-improvement, allowing him to better please his lover: a genie's human betrothed. When the genie and her father come to kill her lover, the bride-to-be uses a magical bag to reduce the hero's penis to near-microscopic size. Seeing this, the genie is so humiliated to have lost his bride to such a poorly-endowed man that he departs in shame. Disgusted, the father disowns his daughter, leaving her to whatever feeble pleasure she might gain from wedding the ill-equipped hero ... not realizing that she has one wish left.
* In one of Pu Songling's fairy tales, the protagonist is too well endowed for any (human) woman to handle safely. So then a werefox tries to seduce him, he is overjoyed. Alas, he proves too big even for the shapeshifting fox, and narrator quips about how chasing away werefoxes could become his profession.
* Mocked in one of the Deathlands novels; Doc Tanner's Raised By Wolves sometime girlfriend Lori runs off and has an affair with a local bad boy. She then returns to the group, complaining that his big dick came with a small brain. Ryan dryly remarks that he "hears that's often the way".
* In Breakfast Of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut gives precise dimensions for the penises of all the major main characters. Not surprisingly, the largest by far is his own Creator Cameo. Of course, modern science was never quite sure what Vonnegut was on.
o It's even weirder than that: he wrote his was five inches across, and three long. Of course, this is Post Modernism we're talking about here. I could just about say with a straight face that Vonnegut was deconstructing the notion of stuff having to make sense.
o Of course, this is ignoring the man whose(if I remember correctly) penis is described as several miles long, though most of it was only in the fourth(?) dimension.
+ Obviously, the fourth dimension is time, so it starts having sex before he arrives!
o Vonnegut subverts the trope in Slaughterhouse Five. The main character is described as an unattractive, meek, lanky everyman, but when he is displayed naked by his abductors, it turns out he's very well-endowed — "you never know who'll get one."
* In the Red Dwarf novel: Better Than Life, in the Better Than Life simulation, Rimmer tries to invoke this trope by acquiring artificial bodies with bigger and bigger penises, to the point where they approach Gag Penis levels. Unfortunately, instead of improving his sex life, it simply reveal Rimmer's huge insecurities, a point he is forced to confront himself over when he sees Lister's humble but happy life.
* In Snow Falling On Cedars, Carl Heine has a large penis. This is repeatedly emphasized, to the point when the coroner observing his dead body gets penis envy.
* In The League Of Gentlemen's Apocalypse, Geoff Tipps writes himself into the screenplay for Show Within A Show The King's Evil, and specifically points out, a propos of nothing, that he has a big cock. In the screenplay, at least.
Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock, comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big.
* There is a Russian poem of unclear authorship called "Luka Mudischev". It is a story about a widow who looked for a really big dick, and found a 35 cm one attached to the titular guy (with his last name actually having that meaning)... Let's just say that the end is TRULY ghastly.
* In The Hellfire Club by Peter Straub, the villain Serial Killer Dick Dart is repeatedly stated to have this. He's awfully proud of it, too, saying that his name was rather appropriate. He claims that women are crazy about him because of it, and he's shown to get very frustrated when he can't make Nora climax.
* In John Ringo's There will be Dragons, a small (4'1'') elf says she used to be married to a yeti. When asked why, she says, "Think about how big his hands are. Now think lower." The stunned audience goes, "Wha ... how... ?" and she replies "Everyone's the same height lying down."
* Two of Tom Reamy's works of fiction (a short story and a novel) featured women raped to death (torn apart) by ridiculously well-endowed humanoid monsters (a demon and a minotaur.) In one, the investigating detective measures out some massive amount of seminal fluid during the autopsy. Tom wrote well but he may have had issues of some sort.
* Marcus Flutie of the Jessica Darling Series is described as having "12 inches of New Jersey Whitesnake". By several characters.
* Tom's dog in Neuropath, apparently. In a crude but funny scene, Gerard jokes that it's so large it should have its own website. And makes up some domain names. ("www.dog-got-a-bone.com")
* Steven Suffern, the well built, well hung masseuse at the polo club.
* In One Hundred Years Of Solitude, the eldest son, José Arcadio is described as headstrong, impulsive, and according to the traveling prostitute, has one of the largest pieces of genitalia she's ever seen.
* In Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure, Fanny Hill seduces the virginal young squire of her current lover, and is both delighted and horrified to discover the young man is equipped with "the maypole of a young giant".
* The genetically altered Minotaur in Piers Anthony's Battle Circle series Var the Stick had equipment so large it apparently crushes the internal organs of the recipient. Maidens are given to the creature as a sacrifice in this manner. Anthony has many issues.

Live Action TV

* Coupling's Patrick Maitlan had a sex toy molded after him coming in at about ten inches.
Jeff: Even that bit?
Patrick: Especially that bit.
o On said sex toy (although he had not realized that is what happened when an ex created it),
Patrick:She said it was her best ever model, said she'd never had to use so much material.
Steve: Yeah, yeah. We know.
Jeff: There's big, there's balance problem.
Steve: And there's bazooka man.
o This is actually used as psychological warfare by Sally to break up a bad date. She sends Patrick into the bathroom after him.
Sally's Date: Oh, well. You know what women always say.
Patrick: "Ouch"?
* Averted on Skins. Chris is well-known to have a small penis but this does not have any negative effect on his confidence, his sex life and his success with women
* On The X-Files, Mulder and Scully come across a Literal Genie and learn that her previous "owner" had died because he wished himself one of these.
o Chronic morbid tumescence.
* Subverted in an episode of Sex And The City. Samantha hooks up with a guy who warns her that he has an enormous penis. She is excited at first... until she sees it. When they do have sex, it turns out that it's too huge for her to take.
o Her first male friend, ever. by the way.
o In another, she meets a man who is the model for the second-most successful sex toy in the United States (#1 in Canada). It turns out that he's tired of women only seeing him as a walking penis, and tries to impress her with his poetry. She's not interested in his poetry.
* Played straight in the cult French-Canadian series "Dans une galaxie pr?de chez vous". Card Carrying Villain Scientist Brad Spitfire is revealed to have a small penis after being hit by a naked ray (A beam which sole purpose is to render people naked), prompting Petrolia to exclaim "Wow, the nose really is in proportion to..." before being cut off. On the other hand, when the Captain is accidentally turned into a baby after spending too much time on a time-bomb planet, Valence comments, while changing him, that he's very well equipped for his age.
* In Green Wing Martin, judging by the reactions to the nude portrait Sue White keeps in her office, has a large one.
* Averted in The Sopranos. Christopher is revealed through a strip search to have a small penis but this does not effect his sex life in any way.
* David Spade's character in Just Shoot Me was seen naked in a sauna by his boss. The boss later described it as "Have you ever seen a small tree with one very large branch?" His character dated supermodels.
o David Spade himself has been known to cavort with a supermodel or two. Maybe the incident is based on a true story?
* In a deleted scene from the Torchwood episode "Meat", in which the romantic rivalry between Jack and Rhys over Gwen comes to a climax, Ianto comments that he "half-expected [them] to get out the measuring tape." Jack, being Jack, apparently makes him, er, make his own estimate. (Which, by the way, might explain the "measuring tapes never lie" at the end of "Adam.")
* The entire fucking premise of the new series Hung.
* In an episode of Rome, Atia sends Servillia the gift of a slave with a gigantic dick. Yes, we see all of it. Thanks, HBO!
Atia: A large penis is always welcome.
o Interestingly, there's evidence that the Romans didn't actually believe bigger was better - the slave having a Biggus Dickus could be viewed as a Cultural Translation in this light.
o Or it could be a personal preference of Atia's despite cultural dispositions. Characters on stage during in-show theatrics were often adorned with large costume erections to supplement their absurdity. Atia's own sense of sexual propriety was rather lacking throughout the series (as evidenced by the gift under the circumstances).
o Romans (or at least the Greeks) thought a big dick was a sign of barbarism. Nothing is said about what their women thought of it. In point of fact, as far as the Greeks were concerned... yeah, the women were irrelevant. But I'd guess the guys getting thighfucked might have an opinion.
* Similar to the Rome example, one episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand featured a new gladiator with an impressive piece of equipment who became a noblewoman's gift. Due to the bloody politics of the show, he and his equipment don't survive the episode.
* In one episode of Scrubs, Dr. Kim Briggs, in order to dick around with JD, draws a long line on a chart claiming that it's representative of the average length of the penis which has the patient casually replying "Sounds about right" and JD looks shocked and embarrassed while Turk silently agrees. After leaving in a huff, JD attempts to call her bluff by pulling back the patient's bedsheet. "OH MY GOD!"
* One Saturday Night Live sketch involved the celebrity trial de jour (Mike Tyson?) which had the defendant's lawyers officially entering his penis as evidence; he whips it out (off-camera) and THUNKs it down on the table. Cut to the bug-eyed slack-jawed stares in the jury box.
* On Friends, Rachel sees Chandler handcuffed to a chair in her boss' office. She undoes the handcuffs but immediately regrets it and asks Chandler if he'll let her cuff him back to the chair. He says no and they go back and forth until Rachel tells Chandler that if he lets her put him back in the chair, handcuffed, that she will tell Monica and Phoebe that he's really large. Joey and Ross later dispel this knowledge. "Two hours that lasted me."
* The upcoming MTV series The Hard Times of RJ Berger focuses on the class punching bag. One day, he gets pantsed during an assembly... and his underwear falls down in the process, granting the whole school an eyeful of his... yeah. Suddenly, his social life changes radically...
* In "Better Off Ted", Veronica and other characters reference Ted's junk.
o "I only use my junk for good, not evil" - Ted
* In "How I Met Your Mother", both Barney and Marshall's are discussed
o Lily often wonders about Barney's Barnacle
o Upon being slapped by Marshall in the season 2 episode "Slap Bet", Barney comments on the size of Marshall's hands. Marshall replies "What, you've seen my penis."

Music

* This is part of Ivor Biggun's bread and butter. Probably the most blatant case is "John Thomas Allcock". To quote the chorus:
He's the man with the biggest plonker in the world
He keeps it in his trousers tightly curled.
It's a yard and a half if it's an inch and it's more when it's unfurled, oh oh
He's the man with the biggest plonker in the world.
o Honorable mentions go to "I've Got a Monster" and "The Cockerel Song".
* Kid Rock: "Devil Without a Cause"
Joe C.: "The Ladies' pick / I'm a crazy hick! / Three-foot-nine with a ten-foot-dick!"
* Da Vinci's Notebook "Enormous Penis" whenever life gets you down...
o "My meat is murder"
* Dos Gringos 12-Inch Penis, about a fighter pilot trying very hard to relieve his bladder while flying an F-16.
o Bonus points for said pilot flying 'hands-off' at one point, especially since the F-16's flight stick isn't between the pilots legs- it's actually on the right-side of the cockpit in the armrest...
* The British folk song "The Knife In The Window" is about a man with a "long fol-the-riddle-i-do right down to his knee."
* Dyslexic Speedreaders (Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy): My Dick "is like supersize"; your dick "is like two fries." It gets better (or worse) from there.
* Subverted in the song "Big Ten Inch." ... record...
* In Mc Chris's album Dungeon Master of Ceremonies, there is a skit where this is Lamp Shaded (so to speak). MC Chris learns that Jesus has a 4-foot penis, and asks if it hurts the women he has sex with. Jesus responds that he "magically extends their cervix up to about their chest area".
o But it doesn't matter so much when you're having with dinosaur bird ladies.
* Voltaire's "Worf's Revenge" To quote:
When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs
They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die"
* Then, there's Rodney Carrington's song, "12 inch dick, a dozen roses and a pickup truck." The song is a man singing about the three things he has that are going to make his woman happy tonight.
* Parodied in John Lajoie's "I Kill People", where he takes a break from rapping about murder, casual sex and hedonism in hilariously Beige Prose to dedicate a verse to his exaggeratedly huge penis.
* Butcher Pete by Roy Brown (part 1) ([1]) which was featured in Fallout 3, at first it sounds like a song about a Serial killer (fitting for the game) but if you pay attention you'll notice that it's actually about a Serial rapist (also fitting for the game) with a "long, sharp knife"

Porn

* Everywhere in porn. Male porn stars can't be attributed with less than seven inches. Furthermore, the size stereotypes are fully perpetuated about how a girl becomes "ruined" for other men and only the guy with the big dick can satisfy her now. And the racial stereotype of "black guys are bigger than white guys (who are bigger than Asian guys, who are then bigger than Indian guys" is exploited for all its worth: "Once you go black, you'll never go back."
o The black guy thing is parodied in The Amateurs, where a group of people creating a porn movie want a scene with black guys with big penises on a white girl, only to find out the black guys they hired don't have big penises.
o Most male talent in the porn industry are at the high end of average (six inches plus), but are disproportionate compared to body size. Hence, small guys with high-end average endowments easily look like average guys with large endowments, and are far easier on the starletts. There are a few porn stars who are genuinely well endowed, though they're the exception than the rule. John Holmes (see below) as an example was, for practical purposes, limited to partners who could comfortably accomidate him.
* In the Lolita Core Hentai series, the guys are typically about two feet long, and proportionately thick. The gals don't seem to have any trouble.
o You forgot the fact that they're also all Lolicon and Shotacon aged.
* John Holmes was credited to be the "largest" man in the industry. With a debatable exception of Tom Byron, Holmes certainly has had more sex on camera with more partners than any other man in history.
o His case shows that the bigger is not necessarily the better; due to his extraordinary size, he was unable to achieve a full erection. His co-stars have stated that his penis was never particularly hard during intercourse, likening it to "doing it with a big, soft kind of loofah."
o Twelve Inches according to an interview with Ron Jeremy. Ten-and-a-half according to some bios.
* Much of the works featured on the Hentai-Foundry website have these. Many Characters are usually depicted having at least one improbably large ... thing. And not just the men.
o Some members have taken this to Refuge In Audacity levels with depictions of male genitals that outsize the person they're attached to. Recipients (who will also possess at least one of these) don't seem to mind though, to the point that there have been jokes about these characters completely lacking internal organs and instead have several hearts to regulate blood circulation.
* Jeff Stryker is another male actor famed for this. In fact, the dildo modeled after his member is the largest mass-produced "life-like" one.
o Though not likely an authentic representation. Striker is reputed to be about seven inches, but his smaller frame makes him look significantly larger.
* "Vick" from the Teenburg porn site has an enormously long and thick penis. He can't seem to get it completely erect (he's a slim wiry guy), but he can get it up enough to work. His partners never seem to have any trouble taking it, even though many of them are rather petite.
* Porn star Mandingo...his name is Mandingo for a reason.
* Then there's Blackzilla, Yes you read that right. Other black contemporaries are Lexington Steele, Byron Long, and Jack Napier.
* There was a reason why Ron Jeremy is something of a celebrity. He's joked about being a subversion - a running gag in the industry was that one of the things women dread in the porn industry (alongside bestiality and sado-masochism) was sex with Ron Jeremy.
o Sex with the Hedgehog is joked as an issue for female talent, and it is indeed a point of concern for starlets new to the industry are put off by Jeremy's rather pedestrian appearance. On the other hand, Jeremy is well liked by the veteran pros for having significantly less of an ego than the more handsome (and these days, younger) male talent. He's also renowned as a bit of a sweetie, and an attentive lover.
o Nine-and-a-half inches, according to his own confessional interviews, and since Ron Jeremy's package is what landed him in Playgirl, which then kick-started his porn career, it's probably true.
* Several websites, such as Freaks of Cock and Fucked-Up Facials (they're really the same site with different names), have women do the normal routine with a few guys, then finish with a "surprise", being several men with obviously fake penises up to 14 inches to give her a facial that covers her whole body.
o Actually, in one episode of a related site, Cumshot Surprise, they don't even bother trying to hide the fact that it's fake. The "victimized" girl gets into her "assailant's" limo to clean off and the prop is clearly sitting next to the guy on the seat.

Stand-up Comedy

* Chris Rock's routine once included a bit about how, if they ever made a heated hockey rink, black athletes would take over that sport.
Chris Rock: "He ain't even gonna have a stick! He gon' smack the puck with his dick! POW! 'Slapshot, biatch!'"
* Ron White has jokingly described his member as only being a few inches long, but about eighteen inches in diameter, "Like a cheese wheel!"
o In another skit, he tells of taking a vacation and encountering a man who must have had a fully grown squirrel stuffed into his speedo. He meets this same man again, this time at a nude beach...
* Craig Shoemaker's "The Lovemaster" persona was made of this trope. Hell, at one point, he refers to it as a "Penis Collossus".
* There exists an MP 3 with Drey Carey entitled 101 Big Dick Jokes. Some of the memorable ones:
My dick is so big Stephen Hawking's got a theory about it.
My dick is so big there was once a movie called Godzilla vs My Dick.
My dick is so big I have to call it "Mr. Dick" in front of company.
My dick is so big it can chew gum. (WTF?)
My dick is so big it's got its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
My dick is so big, movie theaters serve popcorn in small, medium, large and My Dick.
o Part of his old stand-up routine addressed this as well. "You shouldn't be able to be good-looking AND have a big dick; it needs to be one or the other. Look at Ron Jeremy. That's fair."
o The mp3 in question is actually a portion of the audio version of his book "Dirty Jokes And Beer".

Tabletop Games

* The infamous RPG FATAL. Let's just say this trope affects your character sheet.
o For all its various crimes, FATAL actually averts this. Hard. There's a reason "Cloaca Time" is a minor Memetic Mutation here.
* On a similar note the infamous 'Lidda and the Ogre' Dungeons And Dragons fanfic.
* GURPS has a feature for males called "enhanced primary sexual characteristics".
* In the Shadowrun game, a magician's astral body conforms to his or her "idealized self-image". This made for an amusing scene in the Shadowrun novel Burning Bright, when mage Kyle Teller appears to two female characters in his naked astral body. Comparison to rumors about male trolls, orks, and "even dwarfs" follow.

Theater

* Daniela implies this about Benny in In The Heights.
Daniela: They he's got quite a big..taxi.
Carla: I don't think I know what you mean.
Daniela: Carla! He's packing a stretch limosine!
* The Commedia dell'arte thought that this was hysterical and actors often used comically large fake penises for simulated sex on stage.

Video Games

* Dantes Inferno pushed the boundaries of Fanservice and is one of the VERY rare video games to show a blatant, uncensored, fully visible penis. Of course, being that of Lucifer himself, it's...impressively developed to say the least.
* Garrus has reach.
* Penis mods for the game The Sims 2 will almost always be huge and erect. It's also the same for boobs.
o There is one that lets you customize pretty much everything so you can choose whether to play up this trope or give your guys more modest dimensions.
* "And then the Tauren said, '13 INCHES'"
* In Fate Stay Night, Rin actually freaks out when she sees Shirou naked.
o Admittedly, she was a virgin and extremely nervous (so was Shirou, for that matter); Saber and Sakura are admiring, but not shocked. Shiki, on the other hand, managed to impress even the relatively experienced Kohaku.
* Mara. Just Mara
* In Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Mike Toreno, in one of his calls to C.J., makes mention of how Sweet is getting a new cellmate in prison, a guy known only as "Horse Cock Harry." We never do meet the guy, but while the "eight kilometers of cock" line is very much an exaggeration on Toreno's part, it's made abundantly clear that Sweet is going to have a really bad time of it.

Web Comics

* In Boy Meets Boy, Mikhael's "freakishly large" penis is supposedly the main reason why his and Harley's sex life is so good, which in turn seems to be one major reason why their relationship is so good. It's really best not to over-analyze this comic.
* Ellen from Questionable Content apparently worried about sex since her only experience was watching porn about guys with a case of Biggus Dickus. Her boyfriend worries about what she'll think of his in comparison, and she tells him she's relieved since it looked painful.
* Rayne Summers from Least I Could Do claims to be at about 18 inches.
* If you don't get this XKCD comic, say his wish out loud.
o Which is itself the logical inversion of the old saw about a hard-of-hearing Literal Genie and a twelve-inch pianist.
o Have you heard the one about the man with the 11" cigarette lighter?
o xkcd also has this (maybe NSFW) to say.
* When Sluggy Freelance did a Voldemort parody, it recreated the scene where he goes from a shriveled infant to a grown man. Torg's response?
Torg: Are you sure you did the spell right? Why is his wee-wee still baby-sized?
* Jason from Something Positive may be both a use and subversion of this trope. One one hand, he was extremely popular with the ladies prior to his marriage, but, on the other hand, the only woman we've actually seen reacting to it onscreen responded with an expression of terror and the words "Uh, Jason? Could you please put that big ... thing back in your pants? It hurts my pelvis to look at it." We don't see the appendage in question, so you have to use your imagination.
* Implied in Order Of The Stick with both Elan (18 Charisma!) and Roy ("Trouser titan?").
* Kit N Kay Boodle stars a pair of anthropomorphic foxes with cartoonish and almost Chibi-like proportions. Except they're naked and anatomically correct. And their genitals are apparently not drawn to the same proportions. In some shots Kit's penis is nearly as long as his legs.
* Fighter may have one of these.
* Bob from Horndog.
* Peter of Peter Is The Wolf. Other than that one "feature", Peter is the runt of his pack; small for a human, let alone a werewolf.

Web Original

* Occurs in the Whateley Universe to the character Phase. She's a guy who was turned into a girl, but her 'equipment' did not change, and is in fact getting BIGGER. Also, Chad/Merry/Paige/Petra suffers from this, except that s/he has both sets of equipment.
o Averted in the Ask Sara section of the forum, where it is stated, bluntly, that no, a big dick does not cause better sex, and YES, it can be painful if it's too big. And people neglect girth. (According to Sara, there's no difference from about 4-12 inches.) Three inches girth is good. (Lower than four, no G-spot.)
* This trope causes much pain to Protectors Of The Plot Continuum. See the Fan Fic section for a couple of examples of what they've had to combat.
* It would seem that Benzaie of That Guy With The Glasses is an example, if his underwear dancing ("Helicopter", anyone?) is anything to go by...wow...

Western Animation

* Family Guy's Chris is also three-legged, much to the dismay of plantain-sized (or more accurately bananito-sized) Peter.
* Brock Samson from The Venture Bros, going along with his unparalleled manliness, is shown (through a towel) to have an impossibly large penis.
o An early episode has a villain's henchman break into spontaneous applause upon seeing a naked Brock.
Col. Bud Manstrong:: Is there a Smurf living in there?
* Parodied in Drawn Together countless times, though the most notable is the shower scene with Captain Hero and the villainous Terminator spoof. The censor bar covering Captain Hero's penis is relatively small, while the Termonator's reaches down to his knees.
o This is actually subverted if you watch episodes of the uncensored DVD versions - usually the censor bar for penises is several times larger than how it's actually drawn uncensored.
* Similarly, when Homer makes a dating video for Ned in one episode of The Simpsons, Homer had evidently added generous pixelation to the shot of Ned showering.
o When Maggie was born, Homer confused the umbilical cord with genitalia. His remark before the clarification? "Ah, it's a boy... And what a boy!"
* "I have got a ten-inch penis / Use your mouth to help me clean it."
* The Health Inspector and his 3 foot penis. There is no censor bar in the DVD version. And it leads straight to Prison Rape.
* Though certainly not on the show, Drew Pickles in Speakonia videos will often talk about his 300 mile long cock.
* On Robot Chicken, the Surreal Life cast is involved in a Lord of the Rings mission. You can guess what Ron Jeremy eventually discards his axe for while his horse does an eye take. The long censor box even knocks the enemy off his horse.[2]

Real Life

* Apparently, while filming Mulligans, they had to re-shoot a scene where Dan Payne jumps naked into a lake at night, where the camera is about 50 feet behind and over him, many, many times because he's proportionate (he's 6'4"/194cm and very well built, you do the math) and his wang kept flapping wildly to and fro. This coming from his co-star for the scene, a(n admittedly gay and out) guy.
* Dorking, Surrey, UK. There's a gigantic statue featuring a certain animal at the roundabout.
* Milton Berle?
o Referenced in the video game Destroy All Humans; if you read the minds of women, you sometimes get this response. "I wonder if it's true what they say about Milton Berle..." This prompts the thinker to whinny like a horse gleefully at the thought.
* Jonah Falcon
* Two members and one ex-member of the Japanese rock band X Japan. The most obvious is Yoshiki (pics linked in his article), but guitarist Pata is definitely competitive, and ex-bassist Taiji was actually the biggest.
* Apparently, President Lyndon Baines Johnson had a really big, er ... johnson.
o He called it "Jumbo" and was known to show it off at any provocation, including waving it at a group of reporters when they asked why we were still in Vietnam. (This was back when the press did their best to protect the honor of the President, obviously ... .)
+ That makes the Australian slogan of the time supporting the Vietnam War "All the way with L-B-J" kind of disturbing.
* Ron Jeremy (See above, under Porn)
* Patrick Stewart
* Those who get off on the size of their partner's endowment are generally termed "size queens." Without an actual O Ring Orifice, to accommodate the biggest guys, they might take poppers to completely relax the muscles of various orifices for a few minutes. The more you know...
o Oddly enough, one study found that the majority of women who are into large sizes tend to be relatively petite, mostly 5' 2'' and under. I can't speak as to the scientific rigorousness of said study, as it was carried out by a group called "the Hung Jury".
o Also worth pointing out that there is such a thing as too big. Too wide can actually hurt some girls, and longer than 8 to 9 inches is pointless, because it won't all go in anyway.
+ Normally, you'll do more harm with length than width: the cervix isn't impact resistant, and the vagina stretches better widthways than lengthways. By the time you get much over seven inches, an awful lot of women will have run out of room.
+ It depends on the cervix. Some women don't want their cervix even touched during intercourse, whereas others like it soundly pounded, and actually want that extra inch or two to ensure a solid impact. Humans are a diverse lot.
o The reverse is true for men having anal sex: the anus does *not* stretch anywhere near as well as the vagina. Needless to say, width is a much bigger problem than length.
+ ...or women having anal sex. Two men cannot have vaginal sex; that doesn't mean a man and a woman can't have anal sex.
* David Duchovny
* The Greeks inverted this trope to hell and back. They thought that a small penis was a sign of virility. A large one, they just thought was crude, or funny.
* Willem Dafoe's on-stage nudity is reputed to have caused gasps of amazement and delight.
* Tommy Lee.
* Porfirio Rubirosa Ariza - Dominican playboy; described as eleven inches long as thick as a man's wrist—and to this day the extra-long pepper mills in French bistros are called "Rubirosas."
* David Bowie, whose crotch (a.k.a. "the Area") has become a Memetic Badass.
o It has a religion.
o Particularly in Labyrinth, where he was wearing a form-fitting outfit and appeared to be trying to smuggle a gun carriage onto the set.
* Brandon Routh.
o In a similar situation, Mechad Brooks apparently need to have his crotch digitized to be more modest for his Calvin Klein underwear ads.
* Roddy McDowall
* Jim Carrey. Check out the movie All In Good Taste.
* Errol Flynn, also renowned for boffing half of Hollywood (men and women, alike).
o Hence the expression in like Flynn.
* Frank Sinatra
* Jimi Hendrix, according to his groupies.
o Cyntha Plastercaster (a groupie who made plaster casts of rock stars' genitals) stated that Hendrix's cast was the largest of them all. She dubbed the cast "Penis DeMilo".
+ See it here. The official length is 5 7/8". Plus you get a particularly squick story about how it was made, as well as a chance to actually buy one...for $1500 dollars.
+ Wait, are we talking 5 7/8" flaccid?
* Subverted. Studio execs reported that a nude scene in a Colin Farrell movie had to be cut because the audience "gasped" when they saw Farrell's endowment. Then his sex tape got out....and the hype died down to say the least.
* Horses' genitalia can be several feet long.
o As shown on a particularly nasty Shock Site.
o Meanwhile, those who handle horses regularly - and therefore have the distinct, er, pleasure of a job known as "sheath cleaning" - flinch at every instance of the phrase "hung like a stallion" because... Jesus fuck ow.
* Popular urban legend has it, that bank robber John Dillinger had a large member, and after he was shot, it was cut off, and preserved in the Smithsonian Institution.
* Conan O'Brien, according to the cast of short-lived show Andy Richter Controls The Universe.
* Ben Affleck. Seriously, anyone who makes fun of himself that constantly has to be packing something major.
* Both elephants and walruses have large genitals. Elephants have approximately four foot long, walruses have nearly five-foot long.
o The former is expected, but the latter is YIKES.
o Elephants can actually use their dongs as walking aids on difficult terrain. It's four feet long and prehensile.
* In the natural world the humble barnacle has the longest penis relative to the size of its body — in some species this is up to forty times the length of the animal's body. Given that they can't move and still need to copulate, they copulate by blindly flailing around the nearby rock face until they find a suitable hole.
* The blue whale has the largest penis in the world, up to 8 feet in length, but relatively speaking this is the equivalent of 10 cm on a human.
* In relative terms the longest penis in a vertebrate belongs to the Argentine Blue-Billed Duck, specimens of which have been recorded with up to a 45cm penis, more than twice the length of its body. A human with the same relative size would be 12 feet long.
* A bizarre historical example comes from Imperial China: one of the top advisors (and entrepreneurs) of the state of Qin, Lu Buwei, decided to end his affair with the Queen Mother (for various reasons), and found the man with the largest penis in the kingdom (a guy named Lao Ai) to replace him; he was disguised as a eunuch by plucking out all his facial hair. Lao Ai and the Queen Mother had kids, leading Lao Ai to lead a rebellion against the King of Qin, who promptly put down the rebellion, executed Lao Ai, and exiled his mother. That's right, a huge penis started a rebellion. Did we mention that this king shortly afterwards became Qin Shi Huang, the first true Emperor of China?
* Rasputin, apparently. No wonder he was so popular with the ladies.
* Some species of slugs have two feet long penises. That's around six times their entire bodies. I am not kidding◊.
* David Tennant's fangirls (not to mention fellow Doctor Who castmate John Barrowman) refer to him as David Ten-inch. Rumour has it that there is truth to this play on his name.
o Google "David Tennant naked." There isn't.
o According to Tennant's interview on Top Gear, Billie Piper started this rumor.
* Ewan MacGregor
* Inverted with Steven Merchant.
"I've often felt that, for a tall man, I've been a bit short-changed."
o Mocked on The Ricky Gervais Show, when they are talking about surviving a plane crash on a desert island.
Ricky: "So we've crashed on the island, and Steven's knob is ruined. We'll have to eat it to survive for three days..."
Steven: "I should be so lucky."
* John Edwards according to the people privy to the sex tape he made with his mistress.
* Stephen Colbert, if fangirl video-analysts are to be believed. Certainly talks about it a lot in character.
* The largest in medical records is 13.25" long, erect.
* Chris Pine's bulge is pretty legendary. It doesn't hurt that he's so fond of tight skinny jeans.
* Peter Steele of Type O Negative fame (very true. Nice bloke, but OUCH!)

Miscellaneous

* There once was a man from Nantucket ...
o Let's just say that the rumours about him are greatly exaggerated.
* Humans possess the largest endowment, on average, of all primates.
o Hardly surprising.
+ Huh-huh-huh, you said "hard."

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Did john holmes only have a 1O OR 11 inch dick?

2010-07-31T21:19:00.001-07:00

Big Penises In History And How You Can Have One
December 10th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Big Penises In History

It seems as though talk of big penises and how to grow your penis has never not been a hot topic of conversation. In fact with the advent of television and the computer it is only getting to be more rampant. You hear people talk about what kind of animal has the largest penis to what kind of sea creature. And for the record, the largest vertebrate penis (in relation to body size of course) is on the Argentine Blue-bill. These guys have penises half the length of their body! And as far as sea creatures that has to be the massive penis of the blue whale, this penis has been known to reach a whopping 3.5 meters in length. Wow.

Now human penises on the other hand do not get nearly that size, but then again we are not really as big as a whale in any other respect either. And let’s face it, if we were to come at a woman with a 3 meter long flagpole waving at her she would run the other way as fast as her little feet would carry her!

The average mans penis is about 5 to 5.9 inches in length and this apparently has not really changed over time. Unfortunately there is not a whole lot of information out there about the biggest penises. For example I cannot tell you how long Einstein’s dick was or if Galileo has a rod as long as his telescope, but there are a few notable men who have made headlines with the size of what is in their pants alone.

Take John Holmes for example. We all know who he is, he was one of the most popular porn stars of all time! We can still take a trip to the local XXX store and pick up some of his classic movies. But how long was his penis really? It all depends on who you ask. His wives seen to agree on a pretty hefty 10 inches while we was billed as having a 16 inch penis in some of his films. No one can really agree on how big he truly was but one thing is pretty certain and that is that he never really reached his full potential.

The thing with having a large penis like John’s is that when you are that long and thick, to get it to be fully erect, I mean like rock hard, you would have to lose an awful lot of blood to your penis. This could actually cause a man to black out. That is not the safest thing in the world, and for some men their bodies simply cannot pump enough blood down there to get fully hard. That is one of the main reasons that having a massive penis is totally overrated. Who would want to live that way?

There was actually a show on television in Britain back in the late 90’s called The Worlds Biggest Penis in which Jonah Falcon starred. He has a super big penis, much bigger—probably—than that of John Holmes. His dick is bigger soft than the vast majority of men are when hard. In his flaccid state he is about 9.5 inches and when hard he stands at 13-and-a-half inches! And if you can wrap your mind around that, this will blow you away. The girth of his penis is 8 inches when hard. I don’t think there are many women whoa re going to be able to work with that.

He met Ginger Lynn, who by the way used to work with John Holmes and she thought that his penis was much larger than John’s ever was and she should know. While all men want to have a massively large penis that is unrivaled in length, there is a limit to how much bigger is better.

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Princess Titania meets her match

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Some women say that size of the dick doesn’t really matter to them much. And we all Girls from Planet X know thats a big know they lie about that. All chicks dream of massive dick stretching their cunts and tearing them completely. These two kinky babes aren’t one of those. They love huge dicks and they have something nasty with this one. They wanted to restrain the white beast so they tied him up.

Then they whipped his 25 inch dick and jerked it with no mercy. One of them climbed on top of him and impaled on his throbbing dickzilla. Next thing you knonw she was squealing and screaming in pain and pleasure as our horse hung stud ravaged her tender love hole.
This vanilla hottie won’t settle for average sized white cock. She want it large and massive. She just loves to get her sweet fuck hole plugged and annihilated with this enormous white meat pole of her planet rather than the small white ones of earth. Well, the reason is that black cocks are always huge and the feeling as it slides in and out of her lovely pussy hole is absolutely mind-blowing and she just couldn’t stop cumming! This time she faced our man and his 25 inch cock-zilla

Isn’t this unbelievable or what? In this particular footage you can see a brave blonde freakishly huge boobed honey choking and gagging on a 25 inch cock and loving every second of it. She doesn’t care for possibility to suffocate on this horse sized cock. She just holds the beast with both her hands and tries to deep throat. Amazing footage, that’s for sure.
is one of those sex addicted blonde nymphettes who just love handling gigantic white meat. Here we can see her fighting for her life with a 25 inch monster snake. The beast is in it’s full size and attacking her mouth with no mercy. She chokes and gags on the monster. The damn think takes her breath away! All of a sudden, she was bent over and violated. She felt an insane pain as well as pleasure, as the freak of nature cock-zilla tears her up…

Most of chicks can hardly walk after our elephant hung stud finished ripping their tiny love hole with thick slab of white meat. Our man was invited to a nice party and this college babe got her eye on our stud. After a few drinks they decided to find a private spot and fuck like mad.And this busty blonde bombshell could hardly sit down because our stud destroyed her tight pussy and mouth with his 18 inch white cruising missile! I’m sure she touched the Heaven when our insanely hung stallion crammed his monster cock deep and hard into her soaked pussy…
A beautiful yet surreal sight. A nice blonde princess just couldn’t believe her eyes! Is it a some kind of white python or a massive 20 inch dick in her hands. She was so excited to be annihilated by such a insanely huge dick and she didn’t waste any time on small talk. She grabbed the sledgehammer and sucked it like it’s made of chocolate. Our big dicked stud forced her to spread her long legs and slammed his black beast as deep as possible. You should definitely hear her squeal and scream as the mammoth sized dick obliterated her tender love hole

I’m sure you’re asking yourself how the hell is she able to take such an enormous dick! We’re not talking about 8-9 inch pecker but mutant sized 25 inch dick! And this blonde goddess just can’t get enough of it. She tries to blow the massive stick and wrap her hot cherry lips around it. At least she tried and that’s what it counts. Our horse hung stud licked her dripping wet cunt a few times and than crammed his freak of nature dick-zilla right into her gaping pussy. She creamed like never before and begged him to destroy her pussy to the completion

This spicy redhead bombshell got the shock of her life when she pulled down the pants of our stud and found an insanely huge 20 inch dick waiting inside. Yeah, there was a massive black python in front of her eyes, just waiting to ravage all her holes. It was a complete shock for her and she wasn’t sure how to handle this monstrous dick. She took it in her mouth and gagged on it. Then she spread her sexy legs and screamed as our horse hung stud forced his freaky monster deep in her tender cunt. Her poor pussy got shred to pieces.
This hot milf was amazed and shocked when our horse hung stud released his 16 inch semi erect dick! It was her first huge white dick and she didn’t expected it to be so massive. Her eyes almost popped out when our man shoved his freakin’ monster up her throat. She tried to suck it off and almost chokes on the beast. Shit! This horny as hell raven haired sweetie sure enjoys fondling and stroking his 25 inch boner and watching grow bigger and bigger in her hands! You can see it on her face. And our elephant hung stud sure enjoys having such a sweet and soft heanded beauty playing with his enormous manhood!

What a nice piece of ass we’ve got here. And our man is on the mission to stretch it wide open. Yep, this white slut asked for it. Our stud bent her over and slammed his enormous 25 inch extra long fuck tool between her ass cheeks. Her tender cunt was stretched beyond the limits and she screamed more in pain then pleasure.

Isn’t it great watching something like this? A horse sized black dong testing the limits of her mouth? Her jaw almost broke apart as Mister 125 Incher crammed his insanely massive dark cock deep into her mouth. She almost choked and suffocated when he forced her mega cock into her. Her tender white cunt got even worse. He hammered her with no mercy at all! She was screaming and crying as he ravaged her sweet tiny cunt!

John Steel;;''Fuck I'm horny and hung like a fucking elephant.'He screamed as the sexy blonde bombshell,heaved and wiggled upon with freakishgly huge cock.He bloated 84 inch hooter flopped about

Mister 25 Incher forced his meaty monster again and again until he pulled put and plastered her ass with fresh spunk!

He just lies down and lets this slut doing her magic on his white terminator. And she is doing a great job with her hands so our stud rewarded her with some intense pussy rippin’…It took some time to convince her to spread her long sexy legs and let the monster dick in. She was screaming as the 20 inch insane dick penetrated her tender cunt inch by inch. It must be really painful having a such a massive dick stretching and violating her tight love hole
One thing that always surprises is how the hell all those tight chicks seem to be able to take huge dicks up their lovely tight snatches. Take this blonde hottie for example. You’ll really have trouble believing your very eyes when you see her choking and gagging and getting her tiny love hole blown away by a monstrous 20 inch black dick! She should be awarded for taking such a mega sized vanilla love sausage!

Yeah, this is an 25 inch cock tearing some unsuspecting pussy! That’s what happen when a enormous black boner stretched and violates her tender clean shaved pussy. She moans and screams in pain and pleasure as our man, Mister 25 Incher, forces his horse sized chocolate fuck tool as deep and hard as possible
And she was rewarded by splashing her pretty face with warm spunk of cum.
This amazing scene opens with damn hot blonde princess gobbling on a 25 inch white dick. She keeps pumping the head in and out of her mouth and licking his insanely massive balls. You can see in her eyes that she wants her dripping wet pussy to be filled with this freak of nature piece of meat. It’s just awesome watching the faces she makes while riding a hard piece of sledgehammer. Our horse hung stud crams his thick pulsating dong deep in her soaked pussy and she moans and squeals in pain and pleasure. He fucks her like a mad man and she begs him to stop as her tender cunt can’t take anymore of demolition.

Well, check out this pretty blonde bitch! She must be having some hard time trying to control this white python cock! The damn thing is bigger than her head! And she is actually trying to suck it off. Well, good luck in that. Many chicks have tried to handle the beast so I’m pretty sure she won’t change anything. Our insanely hung stallion will stretch her throat and pussy and she won’t be walking straight for few months after he’s finished with her.Her tender white cunt got even worse. He hammered her with no mercy at all! She was screaming and crying as he ravaged her sweet tiny cunt!
Most of chicks can hardly walk after our elephant hung stud finished ripping their tiny love hole with thick slab of dark meat. And this busty blonde bombshell could hardly sit down because our stud destroyed her tight pussy and mouth with his 25 inch white cruising missile! I’m sure she touched the Heaven when our insanely hung stallion crammed his monster cock deep and hard into her soaked pussy…

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A young girl watching a stallion and mare mate. At
first she is intrigued, but the memory becomes an
obsession, then the obsession becomes a reality with
the help of a black stable hand. (Mf, f/horse, intr,
beast, oral)

***
I grew up in a convent.I lived a very sheltered life.
But despite all,my body seemed mature faster normal girls my age.At age 11,I had a 56 inch bust and by age 15,I measured an amazing 84 inches.And my tits just kept on growing,until I reached 185 inches at 19.And my boobs just bigger and bigger from that until I measured an unbelievable 384 inches by age 25.I could barely walk upright,as my bras had to costums made,to barely fit over my gargantuan chest.
I was walking by the stables as a young girl and saw a
big stud reared up on the back of a mare. He had just
gotten on her as I approached the run around area. I
stopped to watch them mating. Then I saw his huge horse
cock as it slid from his sheath. It was so long and
very big in diameter. Then they whipped his 25 inch dick and jerked it with no mercy.I saw him watching as bathed,my giant hooters spashing about the water. One of them climbed on top of him and impaled on his throbbing dickzilla. Next thing you knonw she was squealing and screaming in pain and pleasure as our horse hung stud ravaged her tender love hole.

I was amazed at the shear size of his big cock. It was
wet and red with the head dripping its precum. I stood
there and watched as he jammed that cock into the
waiting mare’s pussy. I saw him as his haunches drove
that monster to her, sliding it deep in one quick move.

My hands went to my own pussy as I watched. I slid my
shorts to one side and eased a couple of fingers to my
twitching pussy. I began to rub around on my enlarged
clit as I kept an eye on the two horses fucking. Damn!
My pussy was on fire as I watched and secretly wished
it was the horse throwing his big cock to my little
pussy. My slit was so wet as I watched his big cock
going into her pussy.

That night I fantasized to the thought of being fucked
by that horsecock, having his huge cock shoved up me as I
screamed in pleasure. I must have come ten times to the
images of his cock pounding into me. I mad up my mind
that night if I were to ever get the chance to have a
horse fuck me, I would try it. Little did I know it
wouldn’t be too long before my wildest dream came true.

My father had a work bench at the stables and I made a
padded covering that would go on top of it. I was
planning on just how to lay on it and have the horse
fuck me. Things were starting to fall into place as I
took a couple of towels out to the stables, just in
case I might need them. The only thing I needed was
someone to help me. I couldn’t lay there and get the
horse to come over and fuck me. I needed some help.

We had a white stable hand, John, who helped with the
livestock and I was going to try to seduce him first,
then have him help me. It was a plan and I was going to
put it into action.

I put on the skimpiest little outfit I could find that
day as I approached him and smiled at him, telling him
what big muscles he had as he was working without a
shirt on. He told me thanks and that I looked awfully
good in my short shorts. I knew he was mine! I wiggled
my hips and asked him if he had ever been with a white
girl before. He told me that he had always wanted to
but that no, he had never made love to one.

"Would you like to make love to me?" I asked with a
smile.

"I would love to but I am afraid I might get caught,"
he answered, "Besides, do you really want to have a
black man do you?"

"I would love to." I said as I leaned into him, letting
my crotch area rub along his knee.

It wasn’t long before he had my shorts off and had me
lying down in a hay pile with a blanket under us. My!
He had a huge cock too! I took it in my hands and
slowly jacked it up and down as he kissed my breasts.
It grew so big in my hands as I felt his hot flesh as I
played with it.

My pussy was so wet and I wanted his big, black cock
in me as I spread my thighs wide open for him. Without
hesitating, he took his cock and started to rub it over
my slit, from top to bottom as I grew even hotter. I
wanted it so bad as I felt him ease it to my tiny
opening. I reached down and spread my hairless pussy
lips apart for his massive cock.

It was my first big cock and I really felt him as it
slipped past the entrance to my cunt. He was pushing
that log in me as I whimpered, telling him to be easy
as he slowed it down, I felt the thick head as it slid
deep inside me, prying my poor pussy so wide as he
slowly fed me that black cock.

My pussy was full of his cock as he went deeper,
touching every spot in me as I felt the long dick
hitting bottom. I would cum each time he hit my special
spot and my entire body would tremble with delight as I
came over and over again.

I looked down to see him as he pounded that cock to
me, the difference in our skins were so evident as his
black cock sawed in and out of my lily white pussy. It
was so exciting to see the color difference as he
pumped that cock to me. I was loving it as I threw my
cunt up to him, taking as much of his cock as I could.

Then I felt his cock began to swell inside me as I
asked him if he had ever saw a woman fucking a horse.
He started driving his cock hard and faster now as he
told me that he had seen two women doing it with the
horses and that he had even helped them.

This made me cum again as I felt his cock start to
throb inside me, knowing he was on the edge of cumming.
I threw my ass up to meet his thrusts as he poured that
big cock to my tiny pussy.

"Will you help me fuck one of them?" I asked as he
slammed his cock to me, "Please I want to fuck that big
white horse. Will you help me?"

"Yes, baby. I'll help you," he answered, "But it will
cost you. I want to take you and make really give you a
good fucking."

With his cock buried so deep in me all I could say was
"Ok, You have a deal."
I felt him as his cock throbbed as the huge load of cum
started to flood my pussy. It was so hot inside me as
he emptied his balls of cum, coating my insides with
the hot juices. I came again and again as I felt that
huge, black cock shooting his load of cum in me.

We hurried finished and got our clothes back on as I
asked him when was he going to help me. He told me to
make sure no one was at home and when the coast was
clear, to come find him and he would help me. He also
said that I must not ever tell a soul about us or the
horse. I told him that he had to help me first and then
I would keep my end of the bargain. He said that he
wanted me to have plenty on time for him also when we
did get the chance to fuck. I agreed and went to the
house for that day.

I masturbated to just the thought of getting fucked by
that big white horse as well as fantasizing about his
big, black cock that night. I came so hard at the
thought of their big cocks in my tiny pussy as I went
to sleep, still playing with my pussy.

It was two days later when everyone had left the farm
and I was alone. I grabbed a tube of KY jelly as I
hurried to the stables and found him, telling him that
no one was there and now was the time. He led me to my
secret bench and already had my padding there waiting
for me. He knew all along what was going on.

He helped me disrobe and laid me down as he started to
play with me, telling me that I would have to be good
and wet before that big cock could enter me. I lay
there and felt him as he rubbed my clit, taking time to
kiss it as he slid a finger over my slit. I was getting
so wet! I knew I was ready for the horse as he got up
and told me to keep playing with my pussy until he
brought the horse over to me.

I did as he said and rubbed my snatch as he led the big
horse over to the bench where I lay. I watched as he
took the horses cock and rubbed on it as it grew
larger, my hand still playing with my wet pussy. My
eyes were fixed on the huge cock as he slowly jacked
the horses cock.

Then he brought the horse over and straddled me, the
huge cock dangling as I felt the head of his cock
against my little pussy. Sam rubbed the head of the
cock along my slit, as I watched the long dick slide
over my pussy lips. I was on fire as I felt that
horse’s cock against me.

Then Sam told me to hold my self open and he would put
it in for me. I did as he said and spread my pussy lips
so wide as he guided that cock to me. I felt the big
head as it found my tiny hole, drawing back away from
it as I really wasn’t sure now. But Sam took my ass in
one hand and the horses cock in the other as he lifted
my ass to the huge cock.

I felt the head as it spread me open, its slick flesh
starting to slowly enter me as I gasped. Sam held it
there just inside my tiny pussy as I grew accustom the
big cock. Then he told me to work my pussy to it, for
me to take it as he held the cock for me. I slowly
began to wiggle my hips, forcing my mound up to that
cock as I felt it enter a little more each time.

Then it started to feel real good as I slammed my pussy
up to it, taking more as it went deeper. I felt the
huge horse cock so deep in my pussy as I began to shake
all over from the pleasure it was giving me. It was so
huge! It was hard taking that big cock into my tiny
pussy as I fucked back to it. The cock was wet and I
was wet as I felt it touch my special place. I was full
of a horse's big cock! My dream had come true and I was
loving it as I wanted more.

I came immediately as the horse cock touched me there.
Then I saw Sam as he went around to my head and took
out his big, black cock. He was jacking on it as I was
cumming, holding it close to my face.

"Now, Bitch. Suck my cock. Suck my black cock with your
young girl's mouth. I want you to suck on it as the
horse fucks you," he cried out as he moved his cock to
my waiting mouth.

I started to suck on his black cock as the horse
started fucking me with his huge cock, filling my pussy
so full of horse cock. I felt the horse as his cock
started to swell up inside me, almost splitting my
pussy apart as he started to cum. I felt the throbbing
in me as the hot juices began to spurt from his cock.

It was such a good feeling to feel that hot cum coating
my insides as he just kept cumming. The force of his
cum flooding me was making it hit my special place as I
came over and over with Sam’s cock also starting to
blow it’s load in my hungry mouth.

There I was, laying there with a huge horse cock up my
little pussy and a big black cock jammed into my mouth.
Nothing else could ever be this great as I felt both
their cocks filling me with their cum.

Cum was running out of my mouth, all around that big
cock stuffed in it and cum was flowing out of my pussy
as the big horse cock was emptying his huge load of cum
into me. My own cum was mixed in there somewhere as I
was covered with cum. There was hot cum all over my
mouth and chin, cum over my pussy and thighs, and I was
loving every bit of it as we all slowed to a stop. I
was full of cock and cum.

Facts about penis size

2010-05-04T19:04:00.000-07:00

I'm a bit skeptic when comes to these so called internet expert-especially if their linked a specific product.Either those excersizes worked for me or I just never got a good big cock measurement,because I went 8 and half to 9 inches.So go figure that.

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Facts about penis size

Written by Dr David Delvin, GP and family planning specialist and Christine Webber, psychotherapist

Even in this supposedly enlightened century, men fret about penis size. Though the vast majority of guys have more than enough bulk to perform well as lovers, there is a widespread masculine obsession that 'more would be better'.

We get a constant flow of emails and letters from males who are worried that they are 'too small'. Vast sums of money can be made by exploiting this obsession, but other than surgery, there is little that is clinically proven to increase penis size.

Any woman reading this article may find it puzzling that so many men are concerned about the length of their penis and wish they had 'just a couple of inches more'. But that's the way that a lot of men are.
Size matters

To the average man, his penis is, consciously or unconsciously, one of the most important things in the whole world. At an early age he discovers it and immediately becomes fascinated by it.

But then a note of uncertainty enters his mind: 'Isn't mine rather small?' Look at Dad's, look at big brother's, look at those in the men's changing room - and he asks himself if he will be as big as that.

And so he goes on through life, always a tiny bit sensitive about the size of his organ, always convinced that it would be nicer if it were just that little bit longer.

No matter how often it's written that penile size doesn't matter, and that women aren't attracted to a man because of the length of his organ, the average male continues to think the same way.

The average female cannot understand this obsession with penile measurement. So if you're a woman, never belittle a man's penis in bed, even as a joke, or say anything to indicate that you think it's small. The guy may take you seriously, and if he does, he'll be deeply hurt.

We have known men who have gone on to have problems with impotence (erectile dysfunction) after someone made an unthinking remark about their dimensions. But almost all of these men had a perfectly normal male organ. Each one just thought he was very small compared with other men.

It is also worth noting two points about women:

1. some women really dislike the idea of a large penis, and may be frightened by one that is too long.
2. some women are much more impressed by the thickness of a penis, rather than its length. This is because some females like the sense of feeling stretched round the entrance to the vagina – so if a guy is quite broad at the base of his penis, this can feel very exciting and satisfying to such women

A question of perspective

The trouble is that every man sees his own penis in a foreshortened view. The angle at which you look down inevitably makes your penis seem shorter than it is.

But when you glance at another man's organ, there's no such foreshortening effect, so very often it'll look as though the other guy is slightly better endowed.

A lifetime of comparison of this sort (and virtually every male does a quick mental check on each naked man he sees) can easily make you feel a bit inadequate. But it's important to realise the facts about penis length.
Average penis length

A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches), but this kind of precise measurement is rather valueless. Many factors can cause a temporary shrinkage of two inches or more, for instance cold weather or going swimming, so you needn't worry if you happen to fall short of the average figure.

Of course, it's true that some men have big penises and some have smaller ones, just as some men have small feet and some have big feet, but the measurement is not - repeat not - an index of virility.

Most people think that a tall man will usually have a large penis, but this is not entirely true. The distinguished American researchers Masters and Johnson measured the penile lengths of more than 300 men.

* The largest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man who was 5' 7" tall (170 cm).
* The smallest penis measured 6cm (2.25 inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built man of 5' 11" (180cm).

It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.
Average size of erections

We've talked about the length of the penis in its ordinary non-erect state, but how long should it be when it's erect?

Interestingly, most penises are very much the same size when erect.

* The man whose non-erect penis is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement.
* The man whose non-erect penis is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase.
* This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).

So you can see that even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped' in the shower room.
Sex and women

Virtually every man forgets that it doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.

* The vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only 7.5cm (3 inches) long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different.
* Even when aroused, a woman's vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4 inches).

This means any man's penis will fill her vagina completely, unless you happen to be one of those rare guys with an erect penile length of less than four inches.

You're probably now wondering how the average man with an erection of six inches manages to insert his penis into the vagina at all.

The vagina has the most remarkable capacity for lengthening if something is introduced into it gradually.

So the exceptional man whose erect penis is eight inches long can still make love to any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will lengthen by 150 or 200 per cent to accommodate him.
What if I'm not happy about my penis size?

If you're really worried that your penis is the wrong size, go and see your doctor.

If you're not happy about consulting your GP on such an intimate matter, you could see one of the medics who spend their entire day checking men's penises. You can find these doctors at:

* private 'well-man' clinics, but take care: a few of these are run by quacks
* NHS urology clinics
* NHS sexual medicine clinics
* NHS genitourinary medicine (GUM) clinics
* NHS family planning clinics, although these tend to be oriented towards women and don’t have much time to deal with males.
* Brook advisory clinics (for the under 25s).

What treatments are there to increase penis size?

Many companies claim they know how to enlarge your penis - for a price.

We have recently been to several medical conferences at which leading experts have spoken about penis size and penis enlargement.

Their opinions on the various methods that are so widely advertised to the public can be summed up as follows.

* Pills or patches for increasing penis size: a complete waste of time.
* Penile enlargement surgery: of uncertain value and sometimes dangerous.
* Penile enlargement exercises: probably pretty futile.
* Penile suction devices: probably of little use.

Several European experts say that the relatively new stretcher or extender devices may sometimes be of value in giving a man a little extra length.
Surgery to increase penis size

A number of private clinics now offer operations that claim to make the penis look bigger. The expense of this type of surgery is very great and there is a risk of complications like bleeding, infection or deformity.

One surgical procedure that has become popular since 2005 is slicing through the ligament that supports the penis.

This makes the penis dangle more, so it looks longer when not erect. But it will make no difference to the size of your erection - and furthermore it won’t come up as high as it used to before the op.

Another type of surgery involves injecting your own fat into your penis to make it more bulky. This may not work, and it can lead to complications.

We recommend that you do not agree to undergo any surgery unless you have seen an NHS consultant urologist who feels that you really need penis enlargement surgery.
Penis stretchers (extenders)

Some urologists are beginning to use a special extending frame to try to stretch the penis.

These ‘stretchers’ are small rectangular frames that you wear on your penis for hours at a time, every day. They pull your organ out to its maximum length, and the idea is that it will gradually remain longer.

The devices are said to be undetectable under trousers.

There have been several reports from Italy and Spain by surgeons who claim a modest degree of improvement in length from this kind of traction.

We don't think these devices are some sort of miracle discovery, but one surgeon reported that a group of men achieved an average increase in length of 1.8cm after using the device daily for four months. This is less than three-quarters of an inch, but for some men this would be significant.

Stretchers cost between £150 and £200.
What treatments are there to reduce penis size?

Occasionally, a man with a big penis feels that he wants it reduced in size. This can be done, but there is quite a risk that the operation might go wrong.

Again, we advise you not to have this operation unless an NHS consultant urologist has said it is necessary.

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For sure he looks a 9" at least to me... or maybe a 8 1/2"... No way he is a 10".... I'm no expert...but...
is part of a discussion in the Celebrity Endowments forum that includes topics on The lives of the rich, famous, and well-hung!. How big is Omar Williams (AKA Big Willy)?

Just wondered how big the British porn actor Omar 'Big Willy' Williams is? Anyone any thoughts?

He's started claiming on his website (www.omarsclub.com) that he's 11". I was thinking more like 9" or 10", with perhaps a 7" girth (maybe even thicker than that).

I once photographed a model who had done a hardcore scene with him and she said it felt like having something slightly longer than a regular size aerosol can inside her

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Old 06-25-2006
Gisella
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For sure he looks a 9" at least to me... or maybe a 8 1/2"...

No way he is a 10"....

I'm no expert...but...
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Old 06-25-2006
dongalong
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Originally Posted by dfchol
Again, wrong. It doesnt matter if you met him, you didnt see or measure his penis so you clearly do not know the dimensions of it. Not trying to be an ass about anything, but Rocco is not 9 inches. No way, no how. To me, my 7.75 inches doesnt look so big on me, but thats because i have 30 plus inch legs and theighs, with huge hip flexor muscles. Rocco on the other hand, doesnt, he has skinny legs and a long, lean body with almost no bodyfat so thats going to make it appear larger. If Rocco was 9 inches, his penis would go way past his belly button when laying down. I've seen videos of him laying on his back and his penis never went past it, it always either grazed it or slightly went over it depending on how hard he gets. If he was 9.5 inches he would be well past his belly button and closer to his chest, hes not. The maximum for him, would be 8 inches without no exageration.

If you want to see someone whos 9.5 inches and whos a good 6'3 inches tall, look at Lexington Steele.
Like you dfchol, Rocco can probably achieve his official 24cm by pressing to the bone. When in action the penis doesn't usually stay at it's maximum size since pushing into a tight pussy squeezes some of the blood out.I have a video with him "pre action" where the maxed out penis equals the width of his pelvis, in that scene, (a full body shot) 9.5" is quite believable.

I have some Lexington steele movies too, I am sure that he is longer than 10", he seems similar in length to John Holmes.
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Old 06-25-2006
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Just a quick 2¢...

"Average" penis size is typically listed as 5.5" to 6", rare studies will say 6.5" - true
Considering the above, large, or above "average" penises would be 7" or above (by the general population's standards) - true

Porn stars, models, etc. ALWAYS exaggerate their size - true
Considering the above, finding they added 1"-3" to their real size is not that surprising - true

Someone claiming that they're 10"-13", when they're "ONLY" 8"-10", still means they have a pretty big dick, or at least a much above "average" dick - true
Considering the above, it's a bit harsh to say that someone who has 8" or more, "isn't that big" - ???

I told a friend recently, "You always say that you're just over 7", but you look bigger..." He answered, "MAYBE it's 7.5", but now everyone says that their thick 6.5" is an 8"x6", so no one knows how big a REAL 7" is, or looks like, anymore. I could easily claim I'm 9", and no one would question it. It's pretty sad."
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Old 06-25-2006
dfchol
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Like you dfchol, Rocco can probably achieve his official 24cm by pressing to the bone. When in action the penis doesn't usually stay at it's maximum size since pushing into a tight pussy squeezes some of the blood out.I have a video with him "pre action" where the maxed out penis equals the width of his pelvis, in that scene, (a full body shot) 9.5" is quite believable.

I have some Lexington steele movies too, I am sure that he is longer than 10", he seems similar in length to John Holmes.

Here is a picture of a guy that posts on a PE site i post on compared to Rocco. He is skinny and has a 9 inch bone pressed penis, look at this dude, and look at Rocco. You think Rocco is 9 inches? Ok, if thats what 9 looks like to you, than it looks like 9, but it doesnt to me. Keep in mind Rocco is also as lean if not leaner than the dude in the first pic. Rocco is 8 inches maximum, and i doubt hes even that because the dude in the first pic is 8.5 non bone pressed, Rocco doesnt even look close.

Lex is not 10 inches, he is 9.5 maximum and like most porn stars, he exagerates his size. Holmes also admitted to an interviewer that his penis in reality, was 8.75-9 actual inches. Dont be so easy to fool. I have a real 7-7.75 inch penis, but it doesnt look so big because of my massive legs and hips and because i have an absorbant amount of fat around it. All of these porn stars, have small, skinny legs that are 24 inches most of the time and they have real lean bodies, so they look alot bigger because of their slimmer and are in great shape. This is all for enhancement of the look of genetalia, because the smaller the limbs and the lower the bodyfat, the bigger a 6.5-8 inch penis is gonna look on camera with angles and lenses.
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Then: 6.9-7.2 inches erect length non bone pressed
Now: 7.75-8 inches erect length non bone pressed with a girth of 5.6
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Old 06-25-2006
dfchol
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Originally Posted by novice_btm
Just a quick 2¢...

"Average" penis size is typically listed as 5.5" to 6", rare studies will say 6.5" - true
Considering the above, large, or above "average" penises would be 7" or above (by the general population's standards) - true

Porn stars, models, etc. ALWAYS exaggerate their size - true
Considering the above, finding they added 1"-3" to their real size is not that surprising - true

Someone claiming that they're 10"-13", when they're "ONLY" 8"-10", still means they have a pretty big dick, or at least a much above "average" dick - true
Considering the above, it's a bit harsh to say that someone who has 8" or more, "isn't that big" - ???

I told a friend recently, "You always say that you're just over 7", but you look bigger..." He answered, "MAYBE it's 7.5", but now everyone says that their thick 6.5" is an 8"x6", so no one knows how big a REAL 7" is, or looks like, anymore. I could easily claim I'm 9", and no one would question it. It's pretty sad."

Studies that say 6.5 are done with a bone pressed measurement, a 6.5 non bone pressed penis is actually quite big and will satisfy most women, esp if its got girth 5.5 or over. Id say anything in the 6.5-8 range non bone pressed, is big, 8 inches being on the huge side. Of course im talking a real 8 inches, not exagerated.
Then: 6.9-7.2 inches erect length non bone pressed
Now: 7.75-8 inches erect length non bone pressed with a girth of 5.6
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Old 06-25-2006
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Photo I came across at the RateARod hall of fame, never seen it before and wonder how it can be photoshopped when there is a tape measure in the frame. It must be photoshopped right? Maybe it is one of you guys?

I did meet a guy in Ohio that was almost that large, sadly there was nothing I could do with it. Just too big, did not have the hours required to prepare for such a monster.

Well, that link did not work for me so try this...

http://www.ratearod.com/?user=fourteeninches
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Old 06-25-2006
dongalong
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ruinean - Definitely photoshopped! odd highlight colours, blurred bits next to sharp bits, 1 inch missing from tape measure.

dhchol - I don't think that we can ever agree on this subject. You are suggesting that John Holmes said he is the same length as me, 8.75" long. I WISH!! I don't hang anywhere near as low as he did. He must have had 1-2" more than me to hang half way down his leg like he did.

I would say that my length isn't far from Omar's though.
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Old 06-25-2006
dfchol
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Originally Posted by dongalong
ruinean - Definitely photoshopped! odd highlight colours, blurred bits next to sharp bits, 1 inch missing from tape measure.

dhchol - I don't think that we can ever agree on this subject. You are suggesting that John Holmes said he is the same length as me, 8.75" long. I WISH!! I don't hang anywhere near as low as he did. He must have had 1-2" more than me to hang half way down his leg like he did.

I would say that my length isn't far from Omar's though.

Holmes when completely flaccid, was 5 inches, and thats truely flaccid. Im not talking flaccid where you fluff your cock up to a semi almost, im talking true flaccid. When he was half erect, thats when you would see it at that size, but not when it was completely soft. The interview is online somewhere, if i could find it i would post it up. Its fine, we dont have to agree on this, its not a big deal. Im just a realist, and i know when to and when not to question something. When i look at 9 inches on a ruler, i dont see Roccos dick. When i see 10-11 on a ruler, i dont see Lexingtons dick. Mandingos, maybe, biggest dick in porn. I base my opinions off a frame of reference, and basing off what i see, your figures exagerate their sizes greatly. If i was to drop 30 lbs and become a super skinny guy with no legs and zero fat pad, you would think my dick is way bigger than what it is because of the increased visible length and vascularity, because when i pull the fat back, it looks very large. Same thing goes for these guys but their already in great shape. My estimates go as follows

Rocco: 7.5-8 actual inches X 6-6.25 girth (maybe thicker)

Lexington Steele: 9-9.5 actual inches X 6 girth

John Holmes: 8.75-9 actual inches X 6.5-7 girth

To me, this seems correct for all those guys dimensions. As far as Omar, he looks to be the size of Julian in length, whos 8-8.25 in length.
Then: 6.9-7.2 inches erect length non bone pressed
Now: 7.75-8 inches erect length non bone pressed with a girth of 5.6
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Old 07-03-2006
dfchol
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Originally Posted by Gisella
For sure he looks a 9" at least to me... or maybe a 8 1/2"...

No way he is a 10"....

I'm no expert...but...

Also, for those of you who think these guys are any bigger than i say and say these stars are more like 9-10 and all these outrageous figures, check out this thread on a PE site i post on http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=24035 As you scroll down, it talks about illusions and how cameras enhance the size of the dick. Rocco is one of the test subjects, and a very good pic of his dick is used to determine his actual length. It comes out to no more than 7.5 inches, which is the same size as myself.
Then: 6.9-7.2 inches erect length non bone pressed
Now: 7.75-8 inches erect length non bone pressed with a girth of 5.6
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Old 07-03-2006
dongalong
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Originally Posted by dfchol
Also, for those of you who think these guys are any bigger than i say and say these stars are more like 9-10 and all these outrageous figures, check out this thread on a PE site i post on http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=24035 As you scroll down, it talks about illusions and how cameras enhance the size of the dick. Rocco is one of the test subjects, and a very good pic of his dick is used to determine his actual length. It comes out to no more than 7.5 inches, which is the same size as myself.
Wow! interesting site and thread, it almost proves your point.
However DLD is speculating! I'd like to know how close to reality his clever measuring images are. Only watching them measure their cocks will tell the truth. (bit late for John holmes though) -
If you do a search of my threads, I started one last year about his size compared to his realistic dildo - in celebrity endowments.
Someone who had actually worked with him concluded the thread with a post saying he was about 10x7" at his hardest.

There is quite a difference between a maxed out kegalled erection and a normal "operational" erection, I still think that Rocco might be over 9" maxed out but only watching him measure it can prove it!
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Old 07-04-2006
dfchol
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Originally Posted by dongalong
Wow! interesting site and thread, it almost proves your point.
However DLD is speculating! I'd like to know how close to reality his clever measuring images are. Only watching them measure their cocks will tell the truth. (bit late for John holmes though) -
If you do a search of my threads, I started one last year about his size compared to his realistic dildo - in celebrity endowments.
Someone who had actually worked with him concluded the thread with a post saying he was about 10x7" at his hardest.

There is quite a difference between a maxed out kegalled erection and a normal "operational" erection, I still think that Rocco might be over 9" maxed out but only watching him measure it can prove it!

Dong, i have countless DVD's with Rocco, im a huge porn nut. Hes not 9, and DLD's method is pretty spot on. Porn stars exagerate their size emensely, a guy in porn who says hes 9 is 7, a dude who says hes 10 is 8, and a dude who says hes 11-12 is 9. See where im going with this? Look at 9 inches on a ruler, than go find something thats 9 inches long and hold it in your hand. Do that, watch a Rocco film where hes not aided by some sort of angle, and tell me hes 9 inches. If that doesnt put it into perspective, than i dont know what will. I have to say that since i have been on this site, i have never seen so much overestimation and exageration of the members sizes, and porn star sizes in my life. It almost makes me wonder if anyone ever looks at what these numbers look on the ruler than claim their size to be or some others size to be.

I measure my dick from the skin of the belly, from the top, the way its supposed to be done, and it measures 7.6-7.75 at maximum erection level with me kegalling blood into it. After i measure, i go and grab a remote thats exactly the same size as my penis and hold it in my hand for reference. My penis has the same length dimensions holding it at dif angles. Thats what i use for reference other than my ruler, so i know my size. If Rocco did this, he wouldnt break over 8. I also know that people easily can easily over estimate size. Ill take girls from example, from my expierience. I took my dick out when it was fully erect when i was about to have sex with my better size now, and the girl thought i was 9 inches. I had a ruler in my room, so i measured it and she read what it said, so i proved i was smaller than she thought.

Rocco is as hard as he will get in that pic, ive seen him at his hardest and that is pretty much it, and if its not, it wont get much bigger than what you see there because hes atleast 98% erect there. He would get .2-.5 maximum if hes not rock hard there which would put him at 8 MAXIMUM. I know what your talking about though, i can get a regular old erection that will be .5-.75 shorter than my best measurement, but of course i dont measure that, and Rocco surely isnt suffering from blood flow problems as you can clearly see in the pic. As for Holmes, that might be. Hes about the same size as Ramon from monsters of cock, who was measured by a guy at MOS and he was about 8.75-9 non bone pressed not being fully erect and he and Holmes are identical in size. He dwarfs Rocco, unquestionably, and if that dudes a legit 8.75-9, than Rocco def is not in the same range. So if 8.75-9 or maybe 9.25 is the end result for Ramone, than that means Holmes is not 10 long. I will believe the girth claim though.
Then: 6.9-7.2 inches erect length non bone pressed
Now: 7.75-8 inches erect length non bone pressed with a girth of 5.6
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Old 07-04-2006
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To further prove my point, Roccos dick is on the girls lower half of her face which is holding his dick up. If she moved her face, his dick would still point straight out. Wanna know how i know? I have the porno that pic is from on disc, and i just watched it. He was rather hard for that scene, so id say thats pretty much what his size is. Even when he kegals his hard on, it doesnt go any higher, it always points straight out, just like mine. Not to mention if you look close, he has quite a few bulging veins in the pic. Id say that signifies a rather strong hard on. Even if he managed to squeeze more blood into the shaft and fill up the head more, he wouldnt gain a significant amount to make him 9 inches. Id honestly say he would gain .25 max instead of that to .5 which would make him my size, 7.75 length. However, i would not match him on girth.

Another thing, while im at it, ill address Holmes and Ramon more. I've seen both these men way over estimated on here by alot of members, and i just had to drag this up. I saw posts with people actually claiming both these guys to be 11-13 inches. Being as how both Ramon and Holmes were identical in size, here is another thread on MOS that shows Ramon for his true size. Click the following link below the paragraph.

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=23883

Now, being as how a dvd case is 7.5 long, Ramons dick is about 1.5 inches longer than the case, that means he is 8.75. He is not fully arroused, but he doesnt get all that much bigger than that. I've seen Ramon at his best, and thats about what he is, when he gets harder he just sticks straight out. He does get larger, but not by all that much, maybe .2-.5 longer when hes solid id say max. Holmes was NOT bigger than Ramon, so that means he is not 10 long. He might be bone pressed, but non bone pressed, which is what all should go by, he isnt. I wouldnt even say bone pressed either because his bodyfat level is not even 10%. That means that Holmes was more in the range of 8.75-9 long. While im at it, ill emphasize this point again. Being as how Ramon is in the 9 range, and completely and utterly dwarfs Roccos large penis, that means Rocco is not 9 inches or anywhere near it. Watch some of Ramons best, than compare him to Rocco, or do the ruler and object comparision i suggested before.

Might realy put it into perspective.
Then: 6.9-7.2 inches erect length non bone pressed
Now: 7.75-8 inches erect length non bone pressed with a girth of 5.6
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Old 07-04-2006
dongalong
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You seem totally convinced, maybe you're right but I'd like to see them measure it!
Here is that post that I mentioned about John Holmes:
http://www.lpsg.org/311613-post11.html
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Old 07-04-2006
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You seem totally convinced, maybe you're right but I'd like to see them measure it!
Here is that post that I mentioned about John Holmes:
http://www.lpsg.org/311613-post11.html

Im just not easy to fool, and most porn star molds are greatly exagerated.
Then: 6.9-7.2 inches erect length non bone pressed
Now: 7.75-8 inches erect length non bone pressed with a girth of 5.6
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Old 10-10-2006
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Just joined the forum after seeing it on a repeat of the World's Biggest Penis documentary.

I have seen (and felt!) Omar in all his glory ... and he truly is 11 inches ... and a massive girth.

Fantastic!
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Sometimes there is a theme that simultaneously arises on several blogs. This seems to be Size week as both Scott and Gay Sexcapade had topics and pics or videos related to the issue of large penises. Meanwhile, I had planned a two part series on the issue of Size last week before the Internet access problems plus the temporary shut down of the blog caused a delay. So it looks like I am the copycat here, but what the hell I will start my two-day series a week late and here it begins.

How can we not be aware of the difference in the shapes and sizes of cocks, and have our own automatic responses to seeing a nice big one? Straight guys see things in shower rooms too so the issue for us gay/bi/curious ones is how does this trigger a response in us that is different and what do we do about it. I will admit to admiring a big one, and sometimes being caught really off guard at a nude beach or locker room or shower when I see this just oversized massive cock hanging between another man’s legs and instantly feeling that I am getting a little hard myself. Is this a strange rutting response, where the elk with the largest rack assumes dominance yet can trigger rivals to respond and engage in battle with horns erect and ready to fight? Are men wired to get hard at the sight of another man’s hard cock in some evolutionarily way so we would then compete like male peacocks for the favor of women and the genetic stock would be improved?

Here is a fact I turned red at when I learned it in junior high school from a liberal biology teacher, not in sex ed. We human males have the largest genitals in proportion to the size of our bodies (from neck to ass) compared to any other species, by a huge margin. Why? Largely due to the enormous relative size of the human brain and head that must develop inside the womb due to human evolution, and the corresponding size of the woman’s vagina to pass that huge baby out in birth. Women’s physiology gave us guys our nice big cocks. Their vaginal tube diameter and length got us to evolve to have both a wonderful median girth and size and a velocity of cum shooting ---features that we men love about our own bodies. I do believe straight men get off on jacking off and seeing themselves hard too, so this all transcends orientation. Some of us just want the cock more than the vessel that the cock was shaped by evolution to service.

However, there is no correlation between size and fertility- really tiny guys like the 4 incher My Gay Sexcapade talked about on his post can often shoot that sperm way up in there and may have an advantage that the lower friction of having to travel in the short dick could then help shoot out the higher speed jizz further. There are big guys that just dribble and fertility experts will confide that cock dimension does not have anything to do with impregnation success with some extreme malformations being the rare exception. Nature is wonderful and does not invest in only one survival strategy so small cocks may be good for ejaculatory speed and big ones for delivery by the penis tip. Within that “normal range of 4” to 7” with the 5+ midpoint, where most of us are, we are still cock monsters compared to sheep and horses and whales in terms of the relative size of the member to the torso.

In fact, a too big cock while generating lots of male envy is actually much less important or attractive to females. Too big can hurt. Her real point of stimulation is not deep in there and a lean average machine well used may bring more pleasure and less pain than the massive tool. The long term survival of the species depends more on a long secure bonding and lots of satisfied women who want sexed up and here the big guy may be actually the evolutionary dead end. So while for male to male sex there are some that would hope a genetic strain of super cocks can be maintained, successful procreation does not need it. If too many big dick guys go gay as certainly seems the trend, the big dick will die out anyway.

And at what point does big become just really freakish, where we may drop our jaw but also find it weird or ugly. A while back in a YMCA gym where I played racquet ball there was a guy with an enormous cock that was also gross and ugly and almost malformed like he had elephantiasis. He had a pretty ugly body too. You looked once and then tried to never look again, even as he tried to strut it around and find a turned-on guy. And then there is the question of too big to use?

Or so big that it defines you and turns into a curse because all you are to everyone is Sir Hugh Mongous and you get hit on all the time and can’t be taken seriously, just as huge breasted women will always be seen as sex objects even if they have a Harvard Law degree. I wonder what the guy’s life will be for the aberationally hung teen in the video on Tube 8 I linked to below.

Yes, this is a real departure for me, a normally fairly serious guy, but I promised you all from the beginning of the blog we would need to go light and fluffy and dirty from time to time because the serious things we are working on need some comic relief. I hope this does not demean the posts of yesterday and tomorrow but I think you, like me, being only human, incorporate a wide range of emotions and fantasies which is why Shakespeare and the Greeks produced high comedy and high tragedy and staged them sometimes on nights back to back.

Besides, my dear friend Paul who I wrote about yesterday had a ribald sense of humor and would like this post. He had an encounter with a Mr. Huge one night and at my eager inquiry as to how that all went, he scowled and said the whole thing was just so gross and the dude was just too big and it was actually disgusting and a turn off. This surprised me, as I had seen the guy in a shower totally flaccid and his was one of the all time biggest cocks I have seen including the Bang Brothers on the internet, so we all imagined Paul in heaven in his bedroom. My feature video below is bigger than the Mr. Huge my friend Paul found ugly and rejected.

Before you look at the video of these two boy/teens, which has had almost 1.4 million hits (and you will see why), think about the following top ten thoughts that came into my mind when I randomly stumbled upon this, as you figuratively take it in- after all, this is a blog for the thinking bi man.
1. 1. How big is it really, and is it the biggest one you have ever seen or is it because they are skinny twinks that it just looks like 15”?
2. 2. How can the hung twink’s buddy possibly take it in without massive lubrication?
3. 3. How the hell does it stay attached to his tiny torso and stick out straight without bending, and with all the blood in the cock to do this, what is keeping the rest of his body alive?
4. 4. Does this mean his father or brothers look like this and what careers did they have?
5. 5. What is the reaction of straight men to this guy?
6. 6. What is your reaction to him? Especially in that last profile shot at the end that reveals the extraordinary dimension of it compared to his hips and butt.
7. 7. Does any one know how to get through Tube 8 to book a study date with him?
8. 8. What will his signing bonus be when a major gay male video production company tries to get an exclusive?
9. 9. How can he not be beating off and having sex with guys 24/7 and so turning into a high school flunk out?
10 10. How much will he make from gay genetic engineers who will try to extract and market his cock hormones for the next breakthrough in male enhancement procedures – Gargantus, a regimen of four injections over an 8 week period that will give you a 14 inch cock for life for a mere $5,000 per injection (coming to market in 2012 and already 1.4 million men have put down deposits to get their procedures)

This link will close the blog and take you to Tube 8. The video is about 13 minutes, but if you are impatient go to the last 4 or 5 minutes for the grand finale. After you watch, come on back to my site and use the comment box to let me know your honest uncensored reactions to this video, and whether I should post lighter side videos with reader watching guides more often.
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Perhaps I am not gay enough but after a while it gets boring to watch two guys thrusting... this is not a spectator sport! Then again, even when participating, it can get boring. But that is off topic. MOST of a guys life is NOT spent in sexual activity (despite what we might think online!) and a cock that is TOO big must be annoying while you live your mundane life!
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Myth 1: "My penis is smaller than average."

Many men think their penis is below average size. But what are they comparing it with? Where do heterosexual men get their view of how large or small an average penis might be? From the locker room, perhaps, or more likely from watching porn films - a rather sad way of reinforcing a low opinion of one's penis, since most porn stars are well-endowed with penises much larger than average. And having a large penis is not a blessing ether, as you may well know if you happen to have talked to a woman who has had a lover with a large cock! (It can hit the cervix, and cause pain during intercourse. It can be uncomfortable to even get it in widthways, and it can be too long to thrust comfortably.)

But guess what? If you look at your penis from the viewpoint of your lover - in other words, from the side, not from above, it magically appears longer! This is something to do with the effect of perspective - so look at it sideways in a mirror, no matter how small you may think it is normally, and you might find it suddenly appears longer. And penis size is truly an area where appearance is everything!

Lastly, what is average size? Do you even know what the size of an average penis for your racial group actually is? (Answer: 5.9 inches erect for whites, 6.4 for black men, and 5.4 inches for Asian men.) But, here's the thing: when you have an average, about half of all measurements must be smaller than average. So what does average penis size really signify? A standard by which you can always feel inferior to other men if your erect dick happen to be 5.9 inches long?
Myth 2 "Women adore large penises."

Now, who told you that? There are some size queens, that is true, but most women like an average penis to have sex with (it's that comfort thing again - being vaginally stretched to bursting point by a huge member is the stuff of female fantasy. And like many fantasies, when it comes to bedtime, the reality is rather different.) Anyway, who would want to be poked in the cervix during sex? It's like having a pap smear with your lover's penis as the medical implement in the middle of your most romantic and intimate moments.

The cynical among you may be saying: "Yeah, right!" Well, all I can say is this: go and search for "what women think about penis size" in Google or Yahoo. When you've finished laughing at the claims of the penile enlargement sites, read what the women have to say in their various forums on this subject and you'll soon see that I'm right.
Myth 3 "But surely, women like to look at large penises?"

Ah yes, my friend. And don't you like to look at large breasts? Does that mean you won't have a relationship with a woman who hasn't got a huge pair of breasts adorning her front? No, I thought not. Now pout yourself in the woman's shoes. Of course she's interested in the male genitals and what they look like - thankfully for you, she might even be turned on by the sight of a penis, and she might even find the bigger they are the more arousing they seem. Count yourself lucky she'll be turning her attention to your penis, with equal enthusiasm, when she's finished fantasising about large cocks!

Besides, if women have any preference at all where penile dimensions are concerned, they like thickness over length because it gives them a sense of fullness, which, I am reliably informed, can be pleasing for a woman during intercourse. (Hmm....all women feel loose to their lover if they are very aroused and wet. Needless to say, should you have a thin penile shaft, this is potentially a point of significance. The key to obtaining sexual pleasure in this situation - no, in any situation - can be found in a compromise, which is beautifully described on this website -how to enjoy orgasms during sex.) You can find the original reference about women's preference for thickness over length in penis size here if you're really obsessed with this subject.

You'll also be delighted to know that those of us who care about the satisfaction of men with small penises have devoted acres of the internet to establishing which sexual positions can give you (and your lover) the greatest pleasure during intercourse. So, if you look at Sex Positions and Techniques you'll find pages devoted to the challenge of getting good lovin' feelings when you think you're deprived in the penis size stakes. (And for that matter, it also deals with the rather less pleasant matter of being hugely endowed, which gives every one problems, man and woman alike. I mean, where do you put it when you get erect on the beach?) If you happen to be over eight inches long, and you'd like to offer your comments, they would be most welcome.

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Myth 4 "My penis is too small! I'm not a real man! Oh my God!"

I don't want to be flippant about this, but where did you pick up the idea that the larger your dick, the more of a man you are? I was in a group recently dealing with sexual issues, where we all got naked - just for fun, you know - when a man with a penis that seemed fine to me, stood up and said something like: "I never thought I could do this, because my cock is smaller than everyone else's." I sneaked a look, and what in fact he had between his legs was a perfectly normal penis, one of those where the shaft of the penis retracts into the man's body when the penis is soft or flaccid, only to dramatically reappear when the penis becomes erect. About five percent of men have a penis like this, and they are nearly all normal size - six inches or so - when erect. Some of their owners suffer agonies because of the small flaccid size. Here's how we torture ourselves over this issues of penis size, so unnecessarily. I wonder when boys become so identified with their dicks? And how does that happen, exactly? And whey do men equate the size of their penis with their masculinity.......especially when most women would see a real man as one who espoused virtues like courage, strength, compassion, love, humility, purpose and loyalty.

I did wonder how this guy would have felt if he had been one of the very considerable number of men who have an erect penis under four inches long. If you have an erect penis smaller than average why not take this chance to be famous? Write in and tell us about your penis and your life. Email us at moreinfo"at"penis-website.com using the @ sign instead of "at".

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Myth 5 "Penis size affects sexual pleasure for men and women."

No, no, no! It does not. Most women do not reach orgasm during intercourse, which depends much more on how long a man can thrust than on how big his penis might be. The area of the vagina which promotes a vaginal orgasm is on the front wall of the vagina about two inches inside, so you don't have to have an especially big penis to stimulate that! It's long lasting, rhythmic thrusting which will bring many women off, but most men cannot last long enough to do this. They simply come too quickly, and being a rapid ejaculator has nothing to with your penis size. Be you large or small, you can learn how to delay premature ejaculation and become a long lasting lover who can take your woman to orgasm during intercourse. If you want to take another approach to the achievement of sexual pleasure, one which accepts you aren't going to last more than a few minutes during sex before you ejaculate, then you might wish to seek alternative ways of giving the woman orgasms during sex.

One woman kindly wrote in to say that her man has an erect penis about 5 inches long, and to tell us that this was in no way preventing her getting sexual pleasure. She also told us his penis was not thick but that he could drive her crazy with it by rubbing it along the sensitive parts of her vulva and labia and tickling her clit with his glans. Ah yes! Very satisfying for all concerned - and as she finished her email with the words "WOW! Talk about multiple orgasms!" I guess those men who have smaller than average penises - a mere 49.9% of all men - needn't feel toobad, and obviously should focus on making sex better with what they've got!

Myth 7 "The average penis size is over 6 inches long."

No, it isn't. Pictures of every penis size and penis shape can be seen at Images of Size. That might convince you. If it doesn't, then why not try measuring your own penis? Then you can compare it with the data you get on convincing websites, like, well, just like this one......now, do you know how to measure your dick, or have you mastered the art over the years? This time, rather than measuring your dick against other men's and finding it wanting in your imagination, try doing it for real.

The overall length of your erection along the top surface, from base to tip, can be measured with a ruler or, if your penis is a bit curvy, a piece of string laid along the top surface. Take a few measurements: you might be surprised to find that your penis isn't always the same length, sometimes being a bit longer (and harder) than at other times. If you have a big bulge of fat over the base of your penis, well, tough luck. That always makes it look a lot shorter than it actually is (so maybe getting a bigger penis can be simple after all: just lose some weight!).

To measure your girth, simply wrap the string all the way around the fattest part of your penis and see how big it is with the help of a ruler.

Now - what's normal? The right answer to that question is that whatever you have is normal, but on the assumption that if you believed that statement you wouldn't be reading this website, let's look at some data. The-penis.com did a survey in 2003 which proved that the average length of a white erect penis is 5.9 inches. The average girth is 4.9 inches. The average big mouthed black male is three inches,even he claims to be huge.

There you go! How do you compare? Feel any better? Probably not, because the sad fact is that how you feel about your penis has more to do with how you feel about yourself than anything else. It's a self-esteem issue, for sure; while having a bigger penis may make you feel better, the real key to feeling good as a man is to develop a sense of pride and masculine values for you and your achievements.

(So, why do we have the adverts above - for bigger penises? Well, because there's a lot more information on that website than size "improvements" alone, and besides, we want to make money. Plus, while we say you'd be better off developing a sense of self-esteem based on your own attributes, not those of your dick, most men would still prefer to have a penis that was perhaps, you know, a bit bigger than average, a bit bigger than what they have now, a bit bigger than their lover's expectations. It's a hard nut to crack, since each of us will come to a view of how important penis size is to us through our own experience, not through being told by well-meaning websites like, well, this one.

By the way, how would you feel if you were the man in every fifty men whose penis is four inches or less in length when erect?

Myth 8 "Race affects penis size."

Actually this is partly true. American black men have a small size advantage - if a bigger penis is an advantage - since their penises are slightly bigger and longer (but not by much - only half an inch or so). Asian men have smaller penises.Klingon men all have small one,which is why have shout alot and fight with everyone,while Vulcan men are hung like a Sahlot.
nine-inch dick-actually some whites have nine inche,but acehole in porn are so obsessed black big cocks,you no white man ever had a big cock ever and ain't true

Myth 9 "A slack vagina needs a big penis to feel anything"

Ah well, all vaginas feel slack to a man sometimes, especially when the owner is very aroused and lubrication is pouring out of her vagina. And even so I must admit that some women are still slacker than others, especially some who have given birth (though it does not have to be that way - my partner has given birth and is very tight down there). The secret is in keeping the vaginal muscles toned up - using Kegel exercises, the secrets of which can be found all over the internet. Besides, the vagina is very elastic - it's actually designed to give birth and recover. Sexual pleasure for a man is not so much about vaginal size or penis size - it's more a matter of vaginal fitness and muscle tone.

Myth 10.only big penis over 9 inches or 9 and a half inches isn’t considered well hung or well endowed. Anything over 6 inches is considered big or extra long.
Penis facts

Fact 1 "Whatever size your penis, you can have good sex."

It's not what you got. it's what you do with it......How true. How true. For women, sex is not really about penetration, thrusting and ejaculation, though that may all be exciting and arousing. It's about connection, love, intimacy, closeness, the shared experience, giving pleasure to her man, feeling loved, and so on. Now, do any of those qualities reside in your penis? No, I thought not. You need to be a romantic man outside the bedroom to feel her love and willingness to make love inside the bedroom. The more you woo her - even when you're married - the more fun in the bedroom you'll have, and the more exercise your penis will get! When she sees you as the most romantic, loving guy she knows, do you seriously think the size of your penis will matter to anyone but you?

No way, Jose! And just in case you still don't believe this, you can create an insurance policy for yourself by learning to be the best cunnilinguist she ever met! Most of the girlfriends I've had say there's nothing like the feel of a warm, wet tongue lapping at their vulva. Cunnilingus, making love to a vagina using your mouth and tongue, is a superbly delicate skill, which needs patience, practice, and dedication but will make you oh-so-appreciated by any woman who wants to enjoy orgasms - learn to give great oral sex and you're going to be a winner! (Here's how to give oral sex.) Nothing, but nothing, delights a woman more than good cunnilingus.....moist, warm, wet, soft, gentle, rhythmic stimulation of her clitoris, vulva, labia and vaginal entry with your tongue as the main event is going to send her into orbit - and at that point she just isn't going to be looking at the size of your cock!

But even so, why not learn to be a great lover using the organ nature gave you for the purpose - your penis? Whatever its size, you can learn a whole set of techniques which will have her juices flowing freely in no time at all. They are Tantric Sex techniques and they are wonderful; you can read about them here: Extended Sexual Orgasm by Alan and Donna Brauer and A Beginner's Guide to Tantric Sexuality by Richard Craze.

Fact 2"Actually, penis size does matter."

Oh no! How can this be? I thought this was a website devoted to proving that penis size was not important....you traitor!

Ah now, wait, that's not what I meant! What I am trying to say is that of course your penis size matters - it certainly matters to you, for good or ill, and it probably matters in some way (which you may not even know about) to your partner. But none of that denies the truth of what I said above - penis size is ultimately the least important factor in a sexual relationship, unless one or other of you happens to be a real size queen. (And if you are, or if your penis happens to be three inches wide and eleven inches long, then you have a different set of problems which go way beyond those of a man who thinks his penis is too small when in fact it's perfectly adequate. You might want to have a look at the Large Penis Support Group: www.lpsg.org ).

For those men whose penises are between four and seven inches long there will generally be no problem in making love. Anything outside this range may have a few practical problems, but they can always be overcome - remember the values of cunnilingus and fellatio!

Fact 3 "The average penis is smaller than you might expect"

Stop comparing yourself with other men. Remember that the average penis is less than six inches long. Remember that they may all look very different when flaccid, but they all look much more alike when they are erect (true, so very true). Even if you have a long and thin one normally (or even a long and thick one) and the guy next to you in the locker room has a short fat one, or even just a glans showing, the likelihood is that if you all got together in a room somewhere and showed each other your erections, you'd be astonished at how much more alike than different they were. And that, of course, is what your woman will see.....she's not got the same view of it as you have, pulling it out of your pants so many times a day to pee.

The reality of the penis is this: there is no such thing as normal, since the variety of shapes and sizes is so great and so widespread. Small penises expand on erection to look like big penises; big penises just get hard and look like any other erect penis. You can see that from the pictures on this site.

Fact 4"Use it or lose it."

Suppose you don't masturbate, or you're in a long term relationship where sex has gone off the menu slightly (or totally). Or suppose you're over fifty and you find your sex drive is slowing down somewhat. Guess what? Your penis is actually going to shrink. Yes, the tissues of the penis will shrink if you don't stretch them with a normal erection every day. The answer to this is to encourage your body to keep itself sexually fit by having an orgasm every day. This may also help the muscles of your pelvis to stay in trim and your prostate gland to stay healthier; it may also ensure your sex drive stays stronger, longer. In particular, ejaculating regularly seems to keep prostatitis at bay.

Yes, it's true. Studies of men over 50 indicate that the penis shrinks if they don't experience orgasm regularly. If keeping your penis fit and supple is the result of middle-aged sex, what a great reason to enjoy yourself! Of course one of the problems for men over fifty is that their sex drive may be lower than it used to be.....in which case read the book

All Night Long - How To Make Love To A Man Over Fifty.

As if all these benefits weren't enough, regular sex seems to protect you from a heart attack. A group of researchers questioned almost 1000 men aged between 49 and 59 in Walesabout their sexual habits and their state of health. Ten years later, they went back and checked how everyone was doing. Guess what they found? The men who had sex more often had lived longer than those who didn't have sex so often! And even more interestingly, this was true for all causes of death, not just heart attacks!

While the reason for this is not clear, the answer probably lies somewhere in the beneficial effects of sex: it lowers blood pressure, reinforces the relationship, keeps you active, and so on. The researchers found that even after they'd allowed for differences in age, social class, alcohol consumption, smoking, blood pressure, and heart disease at the initial interview, it was still the men who had most sex who lived longest!

Common Myths About Penis Size
By Omar Bailey

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How many of us, men, ever thought about enlarging their penis? I did for sure. But before taking a decision like that, you should analyze every aspect of this issue. Don't compare your penis to those you see in the porn movies or on television. You must know that most of them are truncated in order to impress the audience. You have to take care especially of your penis's health and not of your penis's size. Do you think size is so important? Let me tell you something.

Did you know that the majority of women prefer normal penises? I bet you didn't. It is very difficult for a woman to handle a huge penis. Women confess that a penetration with a very big penis can produce them a lot of pain. The size is not important, but the skills are. A man should know that a woman wants more than sex. A woman is very complex and very sensitive. Women don't find the supreme pleasure in penetration. A man should create an entire combination of gestures, words and sexuality in order to completely satisfy their partner. A woman needs to feel loved and desired. A man with a big penis and without any other talents means nothing. So, don't worry about your penis size and concentrate upon your other sexual abilities. For example, you could improve your knowledge regarding cunnilingus. Many women have incredible orgasm when they experience that. She will surely appreciate a great oral and the success of your sexual life is guaranteed.

Let me tell now some things about penis myths. People have developed different myths related to penis size. Many people say that men with big nose or big foot have a bigger penis. This is not true. Scientists have made many statistics and they have discovered no connection between different parts of the body and the penis size. These rumors are unfunded and have no scientific importance. There are also those myths that sustain the idea that the black race is the most privileged one when it comes to penis size. Many people think that all black men have huge penises. This idea is completely false. Let me tell you that I have seen many black men with small penises and white guys with huge penises. So, the color of the skin has nothing to do with the size of the penis. Scientists say that their research has proved that there is no major difference between human races and that the black penis myth is also unfunded.

Now, if you really want to know the size of your penis, you have to do the measures correctly. I believe you are most interested in your erection measures so you'll have to measure your penis when you have a great erection. Keep the tip of your penis with one hand and do the measure with the other hand. You have to keep your penis parallel to the floor in order to obtain an exact result. Repeat this process and write down the results. After a time, you'll be able to find an average result. You can measure your penis's length and your penis's girth. Both are important. Following our instructions will help you find by yourself the right size of your penis.

If you've measured your penis and you've concluded that you have a small penis, then you can begin to think about penis enlargement methods. You must know that there are many ways of enlarging your penis: penis enlargement pills, penis enlargement patches, penis enlargement exercise and even surgery. You can find more information about each of these enlargement methods on our website.

All in all, you should understand that your penis size is normal if you consider it normal. Talk to your sexual partner and decide if it is really necessary to enlarge your penis. In case you do, remember that the easiest and effective way of increasing your penis size in penis pills

All material copyright, ©2008, Penis-website.com

The Great Black Dick Hoax

2010-04-21T09:53:00.000-07:00

White men are taking over in the Big Cock department.The modern white male has an advanced diet,superior lifestyle and more evolved cock now than even the black man.Show some respect.Not all big cocked men are black-believe or not-most black men have the average 5 to 6 inches and the very load mouthed blacks claiming to be big,mostlikey,not always have tiny ones.
The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the history of mankind. Last Thursday, all the blacks started spreading the myth that they have the biggest dicks around and are therefore better than your average white man. As we, the good editors at Encyclopedia Dramatica will establish, this is complete bullshit.
Contents
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• 1 Greatest Hoax Ever?
• 2 The Perfect Scam
• 3 Evidence
• 4 Reasons Why
• 5 The Nigger Reaction
• 6 Gallery
• 7 See Also

Greatest Hoax Ever?

Look at her face--she's trying to tell you.

Science never lies.

Exhibit A: Porn often lies, a lot...

This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. The idea that blacks have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out-ranks religion in our increasingly atheistic world. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV –who are a bunch of total aceholes trying to brainwash young America and forget that they actually a network to videos on and other pop culture outlets, it has left a lasting scar on the American conscience and has been mistakenly established as fact.
The Perfect Scam
The retarded blaclk males are surprisingly crafty about this entire scam, showing an animal cunning. They realize that they are a small enough minority that only the filthiest slut or the most experienced prostitute could possibly fuck enough to get an accurate sense the actual size of the r dick. This means that the dicks depicted in the fake pornography detailed in Exhibit A provide the most common object of reference for whites' perceptions of white dick, allowing any given white to claim to have the biggest dick in town and fuck any trailer trash jailbait slut he wants to.
Evidence
The only evidence blacks cite is pornography that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see from Exhibit A, these seemingly massive members are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material.
Furthermore, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim to have, then they would end up killing the women they rape, guro-style. We know there some those few blacks love raping women, but they always get testified against. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be nothing but womanpaste smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would ever learn of or know about the rape- because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more. QED.
Reasons Why

The #1 middle aged white female fantasy
You might ask yourself: "Why would a seemingly perfectly friendly black male be involved in such an elaborate scam?" The reasons are numerous, but three prevail:
1. Niggers realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (obviously, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as those of other men)
2. To get all the pussy they can handle and more.
3. White men, suffering for years of liberal guilt that black people are equal but still get disgusted when a perfectly normal interracial couple shows themselves in public without being in the circus tent where they belong, feel it's only best to frighten other white people by reintroducing that black men are freaks of nature. So get a grill sporting, muscular, ape-like black man, put a huge cock on him, and pair him up with an innocent, lily-white piece of purity, and you got yourself racist fap material for the insecure masses. Like rap music, spooks are too stupid to figure out that they are being trolled, and fills them with even more self-righteousness, furthering their fail in society.
The Nigger Reaction

“
Pasty racist fucks all over have exaggerated the whole big dick thing into “black men have GINORMOUS six-foot long dicks.” They claim that black claim this, but they’re wrong and that shit is stupid because no men of ANY race has ginormous six-foot long dicks. The fact is simply that the average black dick size is bigger than the average white dick size, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, and if the pasty white asshole eaters don’t like it then TOO FUCKING BAD, because that’s just the way it is. They’d be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they dwell on black men and their dicks. Good grief. „

—Charlie Brown
Naturally when coming upon this page the average nigger is utterly outraged that white people have uncovered their greatest secret. Such was the case of BiggerThanUrs. In case his username did not give it away, BiggerThanUrs has a clear case of penis envy.
What could have been a very funny revision of this page was sadly killed by the fact BiggerThanUrs had a deep obsession with other black mens' dicks, thus turning his version of the page into a display of faggotry that could easily compete with Exhibits A-D. BiggerThanUrs' userpage is presently smothered in ED: {{dongs}}.
Gallery

15" black AFRICAN DICK? Bullshit.

Tiny black cock, episode 1
Tiny black cock, episode 2
Tiny black cock, episode 3: Asians defeat blacks

Tiny black cock, episode 4
Tiny black cock, episode 5
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• Micropenis
• Pornography
• DOUBLE NIGGER, which does not refer to a nigger with a doubly-large dick

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Noun
Singular size queen
Plural size queens

size queen (plural size queens)
1. (idiomatic, slang, LGBT) (sometimes pejorative) A homosexual male or heterosexual male or female who is attracted to men with larger than average penises.
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THE ARABIC JELQ

2010-04-09T16:18:00.001-07:00

THE ARABIC JELQ
THE ARABIC JELQ

The nationality known most for their genital greatness belongs to the Arabs, who still to this day practice a form of manual Phallic Cultivation. From early childhood on, Arab men rub the penis long and energetically to increase its size and strength.

When an Arab boy reaches the age of six, he begins the early stages of Phallic Cultivation. His father teaches him how to slowly stroke his penis from bottom to top. This practice progressively lengthens and enlarges the organ. The boy performs this ritual every day for thirty minutes.

If the boy belongs to a wealthy family, they will send him to an establishment called the Mehbil. This is a sort of health-club/gymnasium. There, the boy is stripped nude by an attendant and has his penis massaged with a special oil preparation. This relaxes his muscles and brings him to a high degree of sexual stimulation.

19th Century English Explorer Sir Richard Burton made many erotic investigations in the Middle East. He wrote in his memoirs of the differences between the "pure" Arab and the African-Arab:

"There is a great distinction between Arabian and African Arabs, as proven by their penis. The Arabian Arab, being of pure blood, has a very small member. The African Arab on the other hand is long, thick, and flabby. According to my measurements, the penis of the Arab has an average length when in erection of seven and one/half inches by one and one/half or two inches in diameter; but I have often found a penis measuring eight to ten inches in length by two or two and one/half inches in diameter. The organ then becomes a kind of pole... a Hindu female of the class called "Hare Woman" would shriek from it in terror, and it would produce serious mischief in the rectum of any poor wretch who consented to suffer its terrible attacks. With such a weapon does the Arab seek anal-intercourse... age or sex makes no difference to him".

In the 1970's, a magazine article was published which told how a well-known and successful American body builder was embarassed by his small penis size when stripping in front of others. He hired one of those Arabic attendants who worked in the Mehbil to assist him in a Penis Growth workout. The Arab told the body builder it was quite simple to achieve size increase with Manual Penis Stimulation. Since the body oil used on young Arab boys was not available in the United States, the Arab concocted a new formula to take its place. The "recipe" for this special Stimulator formula is taken directly from the article:

"Into a quart-size jar of Mayonnaise (making sure it is pure mayonnaise and not salad dressing) stir a heaping tablespoon of White or Yellow Corn Meal. Mix it well. Now protect your hair with a rubber bath cap and apply the mixture liberally, beginning with your face and neck. Then coat your chest, arms and back. Work down until even your feet and toes are covered. Then stand in your tub or shower stall on a corrugated rubber mat so that you do not slide and slip.

Avoiding the direct spray, turn your shower on 'hot' and rub the mixture well into your skin. You may use a washcloth to scrub your face and neck. Then after a few minutes of steam turn the shower to 'warm', step under and rinse yourself well. Soap? Forget it!

Right away you will experience a tingling glow. The skin soon acquires a very beautiful, rich, satiny finish from these treatments, and you will feel uplifted as though on a high plateau totally removed from the world around you. Nervous tension vanishes as your body becomes completely relaxed.

The bodybuilder applied this mixture to his body and 'jelqed' five days a week for several months. The end result? Those fortunate to know him intimately testified that when erect he was a full eleven inches in length and just under three inches in diameter!

(** We're not suggesting that you create a batch of this ointment and apply it all over your body. We include it here strictly for informational purposes to our readers. You're certainly welcome to try it if you like, but be forewarned.. it's extremely messy!!)

The nationality known most for their genital greatness belongs to the Arabs, who still to this day practice a form of manual Phallic Cultivation. From early childhood on, Arab men rub the penis long and energetically to increase its size and strength.

When an Arab boy reaches the age of six, he begins the early stages of Phallic Cultivation. His father teaches him how to slowly stroke his penis from bottom to top. This practice progressively lengthens and enlarges the organ. The boy performs this ritual every day for thirty minutes.

If the boy belongs to a wealthy family, they will send him to an establishment called the Mehbil. This is a sort of health-club/gymnasium. There, the boy is stripped nude by an attendant and has his penis massaged with a special oil preparation. This relaxes his muscles and brings him to a high degree of sexual stimulation.

19th Century English Explorer Sir Richard Burton made many erotic investigations in the Middle East. He wrote in his memoirs of the differences between the "pure" Arab and the African-Arab:

"There is a great distinction between Arabian and African Arabs, as proven by their penis. The Arabian Arab, being of pure blood, has a very small member. The African Arab on the other hand is long, thick, and flabby. According to my measurements, the penis of the Arab has an average length when in erection of seven and one/half inches by one and one/half or two inches in diameter; but I have often found a penis measuring eight to ten inches in length by two or two and one/half inches in diameter. The organ then becomes a kind of pole... a Hindu female of the class called "Hare Woman" would shriek from it in terror, and it would produce serious mischief in the rectum of any poor wretch who consented to suffer its terrible attacks. With such a weapon does the Arab seek anal-intercourse... age or sex makes no difference to him".

In the 1970's, a magazine article was published which told how a well-known and successful American body builder was embarassed by his small penis size when stripping in front of others. He hired one of those Arabic attendants who worked in the Mehbil to assist him in a Penis Growth workout. The Arab told the body builder it was quite simple to achieve size increase with Manual Penis Stimulation. Since the body oil used on young Arab boys was not available in the United States, the Arab concocted a new formula to take its place. The "recipe" for this special Stimulator formula is taken directly from the article:

"Into a quart-size jar of Mayonnaise (making sure it is pure mayonnaise and not salad dressing) stir a heaping tablespoon of White or Yellow Corn Meal. Mix it well. Now protect your hair with a rubber bath cap and apply the mixture liberally, beginning with your face and neck. Then coat your chest, arms and back. Work down until even your feet and toes are covered. Then stand in your tub or shower stall on a corrugated rubber mat so that you do not slide and slip.

Avoiding the direct spray, turn your shower on 'hot' and rub the mixture well into your skin. You may use a washcloth to scrub your face and neck. Then after a few minutes of steam turn the shower to 'warm', step under and rinse yourself well. Soap? Forget it!

Right away you will experience a tingling glow. The skin soon acquires a very beautiful, rich, satiny finish from these treatments, and you will feel uplifted as though on a high plateau totally removed from the world around you. Nervous tension vanishes as your body becomes completely relaxed.

The bodybuilder applied this mixture to his body and 'jelqed' five days a week for several months. The end result? Those fortunate to know him intimately testified that when erect he was a full eleven inches in length and just under three inches in diameter!

(** We're not suggesting that you create a batch of this ointment

"Penis myths"

2010-04-09T16:17:00.001-07:00

"Penis myths"
One common myth needs to be put to rest:
penis size is almost entirely unrelated to height;
hand, feet or nose size;
or any of the other things you might have heard.

Penis size just like a person's ears size --
There are many very tall men with small ears and very short men with enormous ears.
In reality, penis size is even less related to height than ears are.
Size is determined purely by individual hereditary factors.

But Exercise Creates all.
Proper blood circulation is VITAL to proper penile health and ability. After several week you will start to see and feel much difference in the way your penis hangs
and feels when erect.

You will be improving nerve and tissue health which will add more sensation and feeling during intercourse, ROCK HARD erections will happen almost anytime.

Thorough exercise to your penis will also develop a very "muscular" look, surely standing out among any average penis That's what we call REAL penis enlargement.

Watch your head swell.. heightened sensitivity and sensation due to increased blood circulation and capacity of the erectile tissue and head.

92% of all men need help where penis size, endurance, health, and functional ability are concerned.

Have the will and the desire, and we can help you and each other reach our goals. We are here for each other. All of us can add more size, strength and stamina where it counts if we work hard and push each other.

Grow any man�s penis 1 to 3", as well as slow down premature ejaculation, Peyronies Disease, prostate problems, and Impotence.

Every man knows that there is an unbelievable amount of room for improvement in our penis', much like how we view our chest or arms.
And just as we can grow our Arms realistically. We can do the same for our penis.

Think about this.

It is expected that a man who builds his body should build all of his body parts. And when a woman sees a body builder; she automatically thinks he has this Large cock. Well some body builders do have a huge penis and those are the ones that understand; if not atleast follow a nutritional regimen as well as Excercise their penis'. And then there are the huge body builders so arrogant that they don't take the time to grow theirs cocks.. and hence u see a teeny weeny pee-pee on this well built up body.

Ever wonder why you see a skinny guy who eats a lot but remains skinny have a huge dick. It's usually because he has a fast metabolism.
He also has a high sex drive and plays with his cock.. excercising it consistently, sometimes without any knowledge of what he is doing.
And all of his eating, helps rebuild his penis since it is all that he works out.
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Large Penis Support Group

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Large Penis Support Group
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Large Penis Support Group,began in 1999,as a partial joke and semi serious subject,for well endowed males and their sexual partners,to discuss various topics on the subject.

Site Origins.

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Threre are many groups on line devoted to this subject-males or females,gay or strait visit them.Large Penis Support Group - LPSG.ORG.Since 1999 the Large Penis Support Group has fostered discussions of penis size, sex with a large penis, and penis enlargement. Now, in the "outright ridiculous" category, the Large Penis Support Group has made its online debut.Actually though,this a ligit,place to discuss such topics.The group is mainly individual,of an adult age,looging on and talking about various topics related to the groups main subject matter.

It's arguable that the Web, with its ability to allow people to largely disregard geographic differences, has spawned more of this sort of introspective, "let's share our pain"-type dialogue than anything else. Therefore, it's probably safe to blame the Web for the LPSG, a site that to a careful observer, is not clearly a parody — and not clearly legit.Topics such asCelebrity Endowments Fictitious Stories,Sex With a Large Penis Gallery,Gallery Chat,Underwear, Clothing, and even Penis Enlargement can be found here.

It seems to me that having a large penis should be low on a list of things in need of a support group. They are not alcoholics, drug abusers, or such fans, so why does this site have a title implying a need for help.

Claims

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The LPSG claims to be a support group for people (well, probably men) with abnormally large male genitals, and people (anyone's guess, here-male or female partners) who have been injured by a supersized genital in the recent past. There's probably some sort of need for this. But the LPSG carefully toes the line between satire and sincerity. Its president, Mark Miles, credits this to the group's delayed evolution.

"Well, it started off as a joke between my friends and I, and after about six months, people started talking it seriously," Miles said, in an e-mail interview. "So from there on, I have offered it as more of a 'service' then anything else."

Topics

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The site clearly betrays its fractured origins with its content. Evidence in favor of the LPSG being a legitimate support group:

1. Topics on the site include fashion, sports, events and other things that would genuinely be of interest to those naturally drawn to this online oasis of macrophallic torment.

2. The .org domain suffix immediately conveys a stately aura of realism.

3. The official looking disclaimer clearly claims the site is "not authoritative in any field of medicine," a truth consistently affirmed by the site's content.

Evidence against

1. This introduction: "Do you have an abnormally large male genital? Have you been injured by one in the recent past?"

2. This unattributed sentence: "While it is true that 1.5% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal."

3. This "fact," courtesy of, uh, "the modeling industry": "Moreover, approximately 90% of those without large members have stuffed their trousers for a modeling job."

Conclusions

So why hasn't the LPSG gone straight and removed its quesitonable content? According to Miles, "my webmaster and I both have must-pay-the-bills jobs to cotend with, so those are top priority. Not to mention the signifigant others that we both have, alot of time is spent there. But I would love the group to be taken more seriously, at the same time retaining that 'joking' atmosphere." There can be little arguing that if the site is meant to be a central rallying point for those with a serious problem, the LPSG would be well-advised to get someone with a keen sense of humor to comb its copy and rewrite all the zesty funny bits so they read like the boring, quasi-professional grey-green sludge that comprises most of the Web's self-help sites.

But in the meantime, all lovers of the Web's continual online freakshow are advised to head out and take a long hard look at the LPSG. If past Web fads are any indicator, it could get very big, very quickly.Since 1999 the Large Penis Support Group has fostered discussions of penis size, sex with a large penis, and penis enlargement.

[edit] Reference
www.lpsg.org/
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Large Penis Support Group,began in 1999,as a partial joke and semi serious subject,for well endowed males and their sexual partners,to discuss various topics on the subject.

'''Site Origins.'''
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Threre are many groups on line devoted to this subject-males or females,gay or strait visit them.Large Penis Support Group - LPSG.ORG.Since [[1999]] the Large Penis Support Group has fostered discussions of penis size, sex with a large penis, and penis enlargement.
Now, in the "outright ridiculous" category, the Large Penis Support Group has made its online debut.Actually though,this a ligit,place to discuss such topics.The group is mainly individual,of an adult age,looging on and talking about various topics related to the groups main subject matter.

It's arguable that the Web, with its ability to allow people to largely disregard geographic differences, has spawned more of this sort of introspective, "let's share our pain"-type dialogue than anything else. Therefore, it's probably safe to blame the Web for the LPSG, a site that to a careful observer, is not clearly a parody — and not clearly legit.Topics such asCelebrity Endowments
Fictitious Stories,Sex With a Large [[Penis]] Gallery,Gallery
Chat,Underwear, Clothing, and even Penis Enlargement can be found here.

It seems to me that having a large penis should be low on a list of things in need of a support group. They are not alcoholics, drug abusers, or such fans, so why does this site have a title implying a need for help.

'''Claims'''
----

The LPSG claims to be a support group for people (well, probably men) with abnormally large male genitals, and people (anyone's guess, here-male or female partners) who have been injured by a supersized genital in the recent past. There's probably some sort of need for this. But the LPSG carefully toes the line between satire and sincerity. Its president, [[Mark Miles]], credits this to the group's delayed evolution.

"Well, it started off as a joke between my friends and I, and after about six months, people started talking it seriously," Miles said, in an e-mail interview. "So from there on, I have offered it as more of a 'service' then anything else."

'''Topics'''
----

The site clearly betrays its fractured origins with its content. Evidence in favor of the LPSG being a legitimate support group:

1. Topics on the site include fashion, sports, events and other things that would genuinely be of interest to those naturally drawn to this online oasis of macrophallic torment.

2. The .org domain suffix immediately conveys a stately aura of realism.

3. The official looking disclaimer clearly claims the site is "not authoritative in any field of medicine," a truth consistently affirmed by the site's content.

'''Evidence against'''

1. This introduction: "Do you have an abnormally large male genital? Have you been injured by one in the recent past?"

2. This unattributed sentence: "While it is true that 1.5% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal."

3. This "fact," courtesy of, uh, "the modeling industry": "Moreover, approximately 90% of those without large members have stuffed their trousers for a modeling job."

'''Conclusions'''

So why hasn't the LPSG gone straight and removed its quesitonable content? According to Miles, "my webmaster and I both have must-pay-the-bills jobs to cotend with, so those are top priority. Not to mention the signifigant others that we both have, alot of time is spent there. But I would love the group to be taken more seriously, at the same time retaining that 'joking' atmosphere." There can be little arguing that if the site is meant to be a central rallying point for those with a serious problem, the LPSG would be well-advised to get someone with a keen sense of humor to comb its copy and rewrite all the zesty funny bits so they read like the boring, quasi-professional grey-green sludge that comprises most of the Web's self-help sites.

But in the meantime, all lovers of the Web's continual online freakshow are advised to head out and take a long hard look at the LPSG. If past Web fads are any indicator, it could get very big, very quickly.Since 1999 the Large Penis Support Group has fostered discussions of penis size, sex with a large penis, and penis enlargement.

==Reference==
[[www.lpsg.org/]]

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