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Zodiacal constellation in the northern hemisphere, represented as a lion. The Sun passes through Leo from mid-August to mid-September. Its brightest star is first-magnitude Regulus at the base of a pattern of stars called the Sickle. Gamma Leonis is a double star. In astrology, the dates for Leo are between about 23 July and 22 August (see precession).

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Your username:Sexy handsome big dicked sex mechine loved by all the chicks.

Don't give to shits about some dead Pope Leo the Great.The only Leo everyone should concern themserves is this Leo.




STUPID-YOU MIND BE GETTING OLDER,but your still a good looking,intelligent well hung stallion.Any gal would be crazy not want to suck on that 9 inche prick of yours and let her fuck herself out of her mind.Get beyond your current situation,away from all the braindead assholes and pussy like Tina Small and Chelsie Charms might be yours.
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Why black men have a bigger पेनिस और not.

Why black men have a bigger penis or not


The men in Scandinavia have on average a smaller penis than people from Africa. We assume for the sake of argument that penis length is genetically determined although no scientific studies have identified the genetic regulators of penis length. Why would there be a size difference.

Scandinavian women do appreciate the longer penis. The theory that there has been sexual selection towards a smaller penis in Scandinavian countries therefore becomes implausible.

Evolution often works in strange ways. Here we propose a different theory on the size difference of the human penis.

The penis is a well vascularized organ. In this way it differs to a degree from other primate penises. The penis is not only well vascularized the blood flow to the penis can also be regulated. This can only mean one thing. The penis is a heat exchanger!

A comparable organ is the ear of the African elephant. It is well vascularized and has a large surface area. It is used to dissipate heat. The male penis is not only used for reproductive means, it is also a heat exchanger in the hot climate of Africa where humans emerged. A dual function of organs is not uncommon in the animal kingdom. The ears of the elephant are still used to hear.

When humans moved to Europe they finally ended up in cold Scandinavia. A large penis was evolutionary detrimental to survival. It dissipated too much heat. It shrank to reduce the surface area.

And that my friends is the truth and nothing but the truth so help me Darwin.

This proves nothing,that black men have larger penises. This racist crap is getting annoying.This guy is comfusing African elephants with black men.Many studies conclude.that despite popular mythology,black do not have any larger peter than white men.The average toward large or huge,is about the same.It is just ignorant white and black men love to keep this myth alive,no mater science says.

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06-06-08, 05:35 PM #41

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Thats fatter than mine is long ”

lol. I wonder if this guy has trouble finding pants and underwear.

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Stop the Insanity!!!! (9,236 posts)
06-06-08, 05:50 PM #42

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Thats fatter than mine is long ”

Listen have you not learned yet, when talking about your penis on the internet aren't all guy at least 8". You must exagerate! not downplay

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06-06-08, 05:51 PM #43

“ Originally Posted by CutsieMarie89
lol. I wonder if this guy has trouble finding pants and underwear. ”

Maybe he folds it up first.

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06-06-08, 05:52 PM #44

5"

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of confidence...

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06-06-08, 06:08 PM #45

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
Maybe he folds it up first. ”

like a lawn chair? Thats a funny mental picture. he he

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06-06-08, 06:09 PM #46

“ Originally Posted by draqon
5"

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of confidence... ”


Well if you are so confident you should start using it.

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06-06-08, 06:33 PM #47

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
Listen have you not learned yet, when talking about your penis on the internet aren't all guy at least 8". You must exagerate! not downplay ”

Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little.

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06-06-08, 09:17 PM #48

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little. ”

Ya Ya that's what they all say.

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06-06-08, 09:33 PM #49

Yay for talk of small peni (plural for penis as of now) and OMGWTFZORZ size boobs!

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06-06-08, 10:25 PM #50

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
Ya Ya that's what they all say. ”

They all say it, but do they act on it

I'll go all night sweet stuff

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06-06-08, 10:26 PM #51

All night huh

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06-06-08, 10:50 PM #52

“ Originally Posted by shorty_37
All night huh ”

And well into the morning. Then I'll get up and make you breakfast, or lunch in the case of going well into the morning

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07-16-08, 12:28 PM #53

Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises.

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07-16-08, 12:29 PM #54

Tina Small British Girl with Biggest Bust?
Measuring 84GG-22-34,Tina Small or Titanic Tina was she was called possessed a phenominally huge rack.Forget any current woman,such as Minka,Maxi Mouns,
She used to hate her body so much. To her, her 84-inch bust was a burden. But this time, it was her freakishly breast that helps her get out of her shell-become a sexy,ultra top heavy supermodel

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07-16-08, 01:06 PM #55

“ Originally Posted by mavericstud9
Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises. ”



Lol, Finally found a thread where you can talk about your dick, didn't ya? How long did you have to read to find that?
Even your screen name has a 9 in it.

Obsess much?

Since it's a science forum maybe you should know that men with large members often suffer from erectile dysfunction as they get older. Good luck with that.

Oh, and welcome to Sciforums.

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Archie
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07-20-08, 08:49 PM #56

Photographic proof there is "... too much of a good thing."

Thanks but no thanks, I prefer real women. Real women who can carry on a conversation about more than flavors of chewing gum are even more desirable.

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07-22-08, 10:56 AM #57

eheh.. Boobs, now penises. Whats the next part?

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07-27-08, 02:55 AM #58

We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

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07-27-08, 03:39 AM #59

“ Originally Posted by skaught
Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little. ”

Takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

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Today, 10:21 AM #94

Originally Posted by mavericstud9
Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises. ”



Lol, Finally found a thread where you can talk about your dick, didn't ya? How long did you have to read to find that?
Even your screen name has a 9 in it.

Obsess much?

Since it's a science forum maybe you should know that men with large members often suffer from erectile dysfunction as they get older. Good luck with that.
Sorry,that talk of me having a big cock upsets the moron with the dunce cap.I guess,all us big dicked guys should spend tons of money having scientist reserch into a cock shrinking ray,so they won't feel bad.Unfortunately,such things don't exist-so I guess all us big dicked guys,will just have to live our big cocks and all you stupid,small or average sized guys will continue to be jealous.Sorry,I'm obessed with my big cock-but excuse me,I was blessed with a bit more in the peter depart.Us big meat guys are like that.Ask any guy with a big peter and you usually might get the same responce.
By the way,who picks a fat guy or whatever it is,sitting on a trash can,wearing a dunce cap.Me,I'd pick Superman or Han Solo or James Bond or something cool.This just makes think what a big bafoon you must be.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

This Jonah guy seems like a nice guy-so I gather from e-males from him on My Space.I can identify with the guy.I might not have a gigantic dick like his,but despite what you hear,celebrities and porn stars with giant cocks,you can get turned by women-the rude,crude,stupid kind you might find here on this message board.Their so busy insulting and talking how they hate big cock,they forget your a human being dehind all that.Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little dick.What jealous,stupid shit.?
Sorry,but god made us all different.Some of us are handsome,intelligent,big cocked guy and some us are beautiful,big breast women.You can't accept other peoples difference,then go do us a favor-stop posting your ignorant shit on message boards like this-either get used to it or literally go hang your fucking self really.I'm sorry,the worlds full of ugly,stupid and ignorant,short dicked men,who hate anyone who isn't like them.And I'm sorry,the worlds full of ignorant,fat,stupid small jugged women.
Because the real freak show is idiots like you people.

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John Curtis Estes, American porn star. 1944 – 1988
"A happy gardener is one with dirty fingernails, and a happy cook is a fat cook. I never get tired of what I do because I'm a sex fiend."

John Holmes (real name John Curtis Estes) was born in Ashville, Ohio on the 13th March, 1944, to a staunch Baptist mother, Mary Estes. After a long period of suffering at the hands of his alcoholic stepfather, Edward Holmes, he quit high school at the age of 16 to join the Army. He served in Germany with the Signal Corps for three years before moving to Los Angeles, where he had a number of jobs, notably driving ambulances and forklift trucks.

Following his marriage to Sharon Gebenini in 1965, he began work as a nude pin-up model, and in the late 60s started working in the fledgling American porn industry, making illegal 8mm short films. In the early 70s, 'skin flicks' began to become more widely available in cinemas, with the release of such classics as Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones. Holmes was in a position to capitalise on his biggest asset, and quickly moved into his best-known role as the smooth talking "private dick" known as Johnny Wadd. He quickly became established as a major star, and made literally hundreds of films in the 70s and early 80s, earning him the title 'Sultan of Smut'.
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Like so many people in the film industry, however, John became a victim of his own success. He had been taking drugs since the early 70s, and soon fell into addiction. He also began to have difficulty sustaining an erection, and became unpredictable in nature, suffering mood swings and becoming argumentative. Because of this he was offered fewer and fewer roles, and a downward spiral began. Hustling and prostitution followed, and he is alleged to have forced a 15-year old mistress into prostitution. His marriage ended in divorce in 1980.
To finance his cocaine habit, he began working with a gang known as the Wonderland Gang, as a drug runner (but was not above petty crime, it seems - he was once arrested stealing a computer). He was also involved with the gang when they robbed another drug dealer, Eddie Nash, on 29th June, 1981. Following this, Eddie is said to have forced John at gunpoint to accompany him to murder the gang in their apartment three days later. John was arrested on 20th May, 1982, but refused to make a statement. No charges were brought against him, and the 'Laurel Canyon' case was never officially solved.
This had a major impact on him, and he worked hard to clean his life up and get back to work, which he did. Although he did work on the production side, he was still acting, even after his diagnosis with HIV in 1986. He met and married actress Misty Dawn (aka Laurie Rose) in 1988, but died of AIDS-related illness on March 13th, 1988, in a hospital in Sepulveda, California, his wife at his side.
Statistics and Filmography
His penis is alleged to have been 13 inches long when erect, although in an interview with Screw Magazine, he was quoted as saying it was 12 5/8 inches. As may be expected, estimates of the number of women he slept with* vary wildly. He himself reckoned it was close to 3,000, and given that he was involved in around 2,500 films, it is quite possible. His IMDb filmography lists only 202 however, with titles such as Sex and the Single Vampire (1970), Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak (1970) and the Swedish Erotica series (1981).
His acting may not have been the best, but the porn historian Jim Holliday claims that his performance in Eruption (1977) proves otherwise, as he performed his own (non-sexual) stunts and gave a fair performance as an insurance agent. "I'm tired of hearing about John and his acting ability. No one ever gave David Niven grief for having a small penis."
His aliases include Johnny Wadd, John Duval (II), Big John Fallus, Big John Holmes, John Rey, Long John Wadd, John C. Holmes, John Curtis Holmes.

http://www.adultdvdexperts.com/stars/biography/John%20Holmes/1062.htm
http://search.excaliburfilms.com/pornlist/malepgs/johnholmes.htm
http://www.imdb.com

He is also name-checked in "Get it together" by the Beastie Boys and Q-Tip. It goes a little something like this:
Cause I get funky and I'm shootin' off my jizm
Like John Holmes, the X-rated nigga
Listen to the shit, cause I am the ill figure
AIN'T NOBODY ANY BIGGER THAN THIS!
Thanks to ryano for the above!
* BlueDragon says re John Holmes: Is "slept with" a little coy when talking about the exploits of a porn star? presumably he didnt "sleep" on set ;)

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A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.
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2. hung like a horse 280 up, 23 down
used to describe someone with a huge penis
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This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to that of a horse.Beyond 9". Seen as inhuman.
Stephen was hung 14 inches when erect and called himself the stallion king, he was therefore hung like a horse.
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This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to t... more
This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to that of a horse.Beyond 9". Seen as inhuman.
Stephen was hung 14 inches when erect and called himself the stallion king, he was therefore hung like a horse.
This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to that of a horse.Beyond 9". I believe it's anything over 7 inches,actually
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Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.
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1. horsecock 86 up, 27 down
1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.
"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."
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2. horsecock 54 up, 28 down
Nonsense, bullshit. See also horse cock
"Horsecock. He can make his own fuel run."
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chris sours... "it's true, i seen it!"
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A word commonly used in Reno, NV amongst a select group of people to yell at pedestrians and bicyclists while operating a motor vehicle
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5. horsecock 14 up, 26 down
A 24 ounce can, containing a beverage.
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I'm all set for the game. Got my horsecock of Mickey's and some chips.
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(N); in reference to number 54 on the Wisconsin Badgers Basketball team.
Kristin, thank you for telling my Horsecock what HC means, you B.
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18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding .Unfortunately,the biggest dick ever recorded was about 13 inches and it isn't John Holmes,who was only around 10 inches despite popular mythology spead by all average and small cocked men.Being 9 inches,I know what a big size looks like.
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to have your penis to be as long as a bulls
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Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
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Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
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Just like Jenna Jameson ?More like Chelsea Charms or Tina Small.
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Pamela Anderson had DD also known as E-cups.
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Pamela Anderson had DD also known as E-cups.
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and she likes well hung men.like me,i hear.Now,watch some jealous asswhip post a idiot response to that-like the donse cap guy did somewhere on the net
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